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On April 17 2009 14:20 paper wrote:
SHE WANTS YO DICK

On April 17 2009 14:28 BuGzlToOnl wrote:
Oh February lol? If it past I'm guessing you didn't go. If it was a way in advance invitation to something big say sweet 16 or something just go. :p

On April 17 2009 14:32 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
It's a fucking trap if I ever saw one.

Fuck it dude.. lets not let them win this time ok?

Got your combat knife? If not just go with the biggest knife in the kitchen. Got boots? If not raid moms closet.. that bitch has some boots that beg for facestomping. Here comes the critical part: what to cover your face with? I'd go with the dead presidents facepaint or the guy fox mask for future legend retell value.. but if all else fails just cover your face with the off hand (one not holding the knife).

Walk into the party through the back door. If you have to wait until someone walks out to smoke, laugh, drink or do whatever it is kids do at parties (these details do not concern us).

After you knife this sheep in the throat like 6-18 times for critical damage move the body to the bushes. if it is too heavy take off your shirt and cover it with this. If anything you are now similar to the indian guy in the Predator movie.. I'd consider cutting across your chest but that may hurt.

Move into the house. All those bastards are waiting behind couches and curtains n shit for you to come in the FRONT DOOR but those bastards had no idea you were so clever. Use their blind side (behind them) to an advantage and knife them all. Cannot afford 6-18 hits each this time as there will almost surely be more than 3 people there (traps are so predictable). Go for 1 hit each in the genitals. After you are done make some kind of speech.. if you can start each word with V like in V for Vendetta that'd be fantastic.. if not just go for something catchy.

Make sure to cover your face.

good luck