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Racenilatr
United States2756 Posts
During February Break, this girl invited me to her party. I didn't really know her that well and we weren't exactly that much of friends and so I was just wondering why did she invite me? This is what I know already *It wasn't because all my friends were going and she didn't want me to be left out. *She didn't need more people. Any Ideas? Please be kind because I'm a social moron    | ||
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paper
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OmgIRok
Taiwan2699 Posts
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OmgIRok
Taiwan2699 Posts
On April 17 2009 14:20 paper wrote: SHE WANTS YO DICK No she doesn't | ||
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Friloux
Canada100 Posts
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imBLIND
United States2626 Posts
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ghermination
United States2851 Posts
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Misrah
United States1695 Posts
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LuckyFool
United States9015 Posts
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GTR
51671 Posts
On April 17 2009 14:23 ghermination wrote: Maybe you should go to the party and find out? They're always fun :D get a time travelling machine to february and you can do it | ||
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BuGzlToOnl
United States5918 Posts
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OneOther
United States10774 Posts
february? | ||
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Insane Lane
United States397 Posts
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BuGzlToOnl
United States5918 Posts
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Elian
United States129 Posts
I'm assuming February break was in February? Anyway, if you're dwelling on the past, you sound like you regret the decision. There isn't a reason to. She might've liked you, sure. She might've just been polite. If you're still acquaintances, you can probably remake the connection. If not, then don't worry about it. | ||
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iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
Fuck it dude.. lets not let them win this time ok? Got your combat knife? If not just go with the biggest knife in the kitchen. Got boots? If not raid moms closet.. that bitch has some boots that beg for facestomping. Here comes the critical part: what to cover your face with? I'd go with the dead presidents facepaint or the guy fox mask for future legend retell value.. but if all else fails just cover your face with the off hand (one not holding the knife). Walk into the party through the back door. If you have to wait until someone walks out to smoke, laugh, drink or do whatever it is kids do at parties (these details do not concern us). After you knife this sheep in the throat like 6-18 times for critical damage move the body to the bushes. if it is too heavy take off your shirt and cover it with this. If anything you are now similar to the indian guy in the Predator movie.. I'd consider cutting across your chest but that may hurt. Move into the house. All those bastards are waiting behind couches and curtains n shit for you to come in the FRONT DOOR but those bastards had no idea you were so clever. Use their blind side (behind them) to an advantage and knife them all. Cannot afford 6-18 hits each this time as there will almost surely be more than 3 people there (traps are so predictable). Go for 1 hit each in the genitals. After you are done make some kind of speech.. if you can start each word with V like in V for Vendetta that'd be fantastic.. if not just go for something catchy. Make sure to cover your face. good luck | ||
boesthius
United States11637 Posts
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Racenilatr
United States2756 Posts
On April 17 2009 14:28 BuGzlToOnl wrote: Oh February lol? If it past I'm guessing you didn't go. If it was a way in advance invitation to something big say sweet 16 or something just go. :p I actually did go and was wondering if I knew what I know now how that would have affected what happened during the party and stuff lol | ||
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Etherone
United States1898 Posts
On April 17 2009 14:32 {88}iNcontroL wrote: It's a fucking trap if I ever saw one. Fuck it dude.. lets not let them win this time ok? Got your combat knife? If not just go with the biggest knife in the kitchen. Got boots? If not raid moms closet.. that bitch has some boots that beg for facestomping. Here comes the critical part: what to cover your face with? I'd go with the dead presidents facepaint or the guy fox mask for future legend retell value.. but if all else fails just cover your face with the off hand (one not holding the knife). Walk into the party through the back door. If you have to wait until someone walks out to smoke, laugh, drink or do whatever it is kids do at parties (these details do not concern us). After you knife this sheep in the throat like 6-18 times for critical damage move the body to the bushes. if it is too heavy take off your shirt and cover it with this. If anything you are now similar to the indian guy in the Predator movie.. I'd consider cutting across your chest but that may hurt. Move into the house. All those bastards are waiting behind couches and curtains n shit for you to come in the FRONT DOOR but those bastards had no idea you were so clever. Use their blind side (behind them) to an advantage and knife them all. Cannot afford 6-18 hits each this time as there will almost surely be more than 3 people there (traps are so predictable). Go for 1 hit each in the genitals. After you are done make some kind of speech.. if you can start each word with V like in V for Vendetta that'd be fantastic.. if not just go for something catchy. Make sure to cover your face. good luck i was laughing before i even started reading, ah the wonders that is iNc trolling | ||
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Ozarugold
2716 Posts
Or maybe she's bored. Or maybe it means nothing. | ||
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boesthius
United States11637 Posts
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greatmeh
Canada1964 Posts
![[image loading]](http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/dan/photoshop4/penis.jpg) ROFLLOLLLL!!COPTER | ||
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Racenilatr
United States2756 Posts
On April 17 2009 14:32 {88}iNcontroL wrote: It's a fucking trap if I ever saw one. Fuck it dude.. lets not let them win this time ok? Got your combat knife? If not just go with the biggest knife in the kitchen. Got boots? If not raid moms closet.. that bitch has some boots that beg for facestomping. Here comes the critical part: what to cover your face with? I'd go with the dead presidents facepaint or the guy fox mask for future legend retell value.. but if all else fails just cover your face with the off hand (one not holding the knife). Walk into the party through the back door. If you have to wait until someone walks out to smoke, laugh, drink or do whatever it is kids do at parties (these details do not concern us). After you knife this sheep in the throat like 6-18 times for critical damage move the body to the bushes. if it is too heavy take off your shirt and cover it with this. If anything you are now similar to the indian guy in the Predator movie.. I'd consider cutting across your chest but that may hurt. Move into the house. All those bastards are waiting behind couches and curtains n shit for you to come in the FRONT DOOR but those bastards had no idea you were so clever. Use their blind side (behind them) to an advantage and knife them all. Cannot afford 6-18 hits each this time as there will almost surely be more than 3 people there (traps are so predictable). Go for 1 hit each in the genitals. After you are done make some kind of speech.. if you can start each word with V like in V for Vendetta that'd be fantastic.. if not just go for something catchy. Make sure to cover your face. good luck It's a trap - Admiral Ackbar Go to the dollar store. Buy a disguise there. By going to the dollar store, the party folks will look at you like your a homeless guy. A defenseless, stupid, homeless guy who wants some food and that's why he went to the party. Unfortunately the party is heavily monitored because terrorists have been using homeless people to blow up innocent Americans by swallowing 10 bombs for a hamburger. To get past, you will need a smoke bomb, 3 rounds of photon blasters, and a spider mine. Place the spider mine infront of the door. That's where the guards will suspect the spider mine. They will come out and that's when you will throw the smoke bomb. Use the photon blasters and make sure ALL the guards are dead. If one of them is alive, the mission will be a failure and the money will fall into the wrong hands. The money will be hidden behind a stack of empty beer cans. While everyone is partying, a drunk whore will offer you some coke. Take it because that will prevent you from getting drunk. Have fun at the party, and stall for time. You need to stall for time so the backups can set the detonators all over the perimeter of the house. No one must escape so that all the evidence is gone. Let's go back to the disguise. Just because you bought a cheap disguise at the dollar store, it doesn't mean that they still won't suspect you. Buy a mustache and a cowboy hat. Also go to dicks sporting goods and make sure you have a bat and 3 basketballs. The basketballs will help you escape while the bat can be used as a gun without bullets. You can use the bullet less gun as a club. The club will do +50 damage and can be used without renewing your ammunition. This is a new high tech weapon so don't let it into enemies hands. Now as for the plan to overwhelm all the people, you will be a homeless pot dealer. Take the artificial spinach and make it look like real pot by plastering your shit all over it. Everyone will be so drunk they won't know the difference so you can boost the price up by 300% and make a quick profit. This isn't about making a profit though, this is a life or death situation. The artificial pot will blow up in approximately 10 minutes making for a deadly poison. Use this time wisely to find out where they hid the cash(under all the beer cans). Grab 3 beers and leave the place as quick as possible. We will have to detonate all the bombs surrounding the perimeter if you don't make it out by 30 minutes. A squad of aircraft will incinerate the remains of the house providing that there will be any evidence anything happened. We will split the money 50/50 Take that incontrol! Up urs.....fuck I need practice My first troll probably failed | ||
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Naib
Hungary4904 Posts
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FirstBorn
Romania3955 Posts
Or she is a serial killer and her group of friends are some kind of secret cult that feeds on the blood of socially retarded teens. | ||
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Racenilatr
United States2756 Posts
On April 17 2009 15:05 FirstBorn wrote: Either she likes you or she has a very shy friend that likes. Or she is a serial killer and her group of friends are some kind of secret cult that feeds on the blood of socially retarded teens. hmm well I think I sorta blew it with her during the party.....wasn't one of my best moments | ||
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BuGzlToOnl
United States5918 Posts
On April 17 2009 15:08 Racenilatr wrote: hmm well I think I sorta blew it with her during the party.....wasn't one of my best moments It happens to the best of us that's how we learn. | ||
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greatmeh
Canada1964 Posts
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Ichigo1234551
United States649 Posts
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omninmo
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Elemenope
Burkina Faso1704 Posts
On April 17 2009 14:18 Racenilatr wrote: On April 17 2009 15:08 Racenilatr wrote: hmm well I think I sorta blew it with her during the party.....wasn't one of my best moments Wait, you ask what she meant by this, and you already went to the party? Was there even a need to ask? + Show Spoiler + In the case that you went to the party within the 50 minutes between your two posts, why did you even make this topic if you weren't going to be able to read it before you went to the actual party? + Show Spoiler + In the case that you did read it before you went to the party, it must've been a shitty party or you must've got played considering you were only there for less than 50 minutes. | ||
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Zapdos_Smithh
Canada2620 Posts
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Loanshark
China3094 Posts
On April 17 2009 19:12 Elemenope wrote: Wait, you ask what she meant by this, and you already went to the party? Was there even a need to ask? + Show Spoiler + In the case that you went to the party within the 50 minutes between your two posts, why did you even make this topic if you weren't going to be able to read it before you went to the actual party? + Show Spoiler + In the case that you did read it before you went to the party, it must've been a shitty party or you must've got played considering you were only there for less than 50 minutes. The party was during February Break, which makes this blog even more unnecessary. | ||
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HeavOnEarth
United States7087 Posts
On April 17 2009 19:22 Loanshark wrote: The party was during February Break, which makes this blog even more unnecessary. aw. he was trying so hard to be clever too +++points for effort -----points for fail | ||
wo0py
Netherlands922 Posts
pooooor.well a party wiv moar ppl is always moar fun. i guess it was just because she didnt want you to be left out. | ||
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R3condite
Korea (South)1541 Posts
On April 17 2009 14:23 LuckyFool wrote: You're thinking of what happened during february break while your in line for a ride @ epcot over 2 months later? this... also y would u troll ur own thread? | ||
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Zurles
United Kingdom1659 Posts
On April 17 2009 14:32 {88}iNcontroL wrote: It's a fucking trap if I ever saw one. Fuck it dude.. lets not let them win this time ok? Got your combat knife? If not just go with the biggest knife in the kitchen. Got boots? If not raid moms closet.. that bitch has some boots that beg for facestomping. Here comes the critical part: what to cover your face with? I'd go with the dead presidents facepaint or the guy fox mask for future legend retell value.. but if all else fails just cover your face with the off hand (one not holding the knife). Walk into the party through the back door. If you have to wait until someone walks out to smoke, laugh, drink or do whatever it is kids do at parties (these details do not concern us). After you knife this sheep in the throat like 6-18 times for critical damage move the body to the bushes. if it is too heavy take off your shirt and cover it with this. If anything you are now similar to the indian guy in the Predator movie.. I'd consider cutting across your chest but that may hurt. Move into the house. All those bastards are waiting behind couches and curtains n shit for you to come in the FRONT DOOR but those bastards had no idea you were so clever. Use their blind side (behind them) to an advantage and knife them all. Cannot afford 6-18 hits each this time as there will almost surely be more than 3 people there (traps are so predictable). Go for 1 hit each in the genitals. After you are done make some kind of speech.. if you can start each word with V like in V for Vendetta that'd be fantastic.. if not just go for something catchy. Make sure to cover your face. good luck i was gonna say something like this, urs wins though | ||
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Zurles
United Kingdom1659 Posts
On April 17 2009 14:32 {88}iNcontroL wrote: It's a fucking trap if I ever saw one. Fuck it dude.. lets not let them win this time ok? Got your combat knife? If not just go with the biggest knife in the kitchen. Got boots? If not raid moms closet.. that bitch has some boots that beg for facestomping. Here comes the critical part: what to cover your face with? I'd go with the dead presidents facepaint or the guy fox mask for future legend retell value.. but if all else fails just cover your face with the off hand (one not holding the knife). Walk into the party through the back door. If you have to wait until someone walks out to smoke, laugh, drink or do whatever it is kids do at parties (these details do not concern us). After you knife this sheep in the throat like 6-18 times for critical damage move the body to the bushes. if it is too heavy take off your shirt and cover it with this. If anything you are now similar to the indian guy in the Predator movie.. I'd consider cutting across your chest but that may hurt. Move into the house. All those bastards are waiting behind couches and curtains n shit for you to come in the FRONT DOOR but those bastards had no idea you were so clever. Use their blind side (behind them) to an advantage and knife them all. Cannot afford 6-18 hits each this time as there will almost surely be more than 3 people there (traps are so predictable). Go for 1 hit each in the genitals. After you are done make some kind of speech.. if you can start each word with V like in V for Vendetta that'd be fantastic.. if not just go for something catchy. Make sure to cover your face. good luck i was gonna say something like this, urs wins though | ||
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