In game conversation that made me laugh really har

On April 16 2009 04:20 micronesia wrote:
Can someone make a tool that extracts the dialogue directly from a replay? How difficult would that be?

toss: proxy gate only way to beat zerg, zerg is imbalanced vs P

On April 16 2009 04:51 Fontong wrote:
But that isn't even funny!

On April 15 2009 13:04 ydg wrote:
Why do we have no joke threads?


A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom cupboard. Then the woman's husband also comes home. Panicked, she puts her lover in the cupboard, not realising that the little boy is in there already.

The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy "I have a football."
Man "That's nice."
Boy "Want to buy it?"
Man "No, thanks."
Boy "My dad's outside."
Man "OK, how much?" Boy - $250

A few weeks later, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the cupboard together.

Boy "Dark in here."
Man "Yes, it is."
Boy "I have football boots."
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
Boy "$750" Man "Sold."

A few days later, the boy's father says to the boy, "Grab your boots and football, let's go outside and have a game of footy. The boy says, "I can't, I sold my ball and boots." The father says, "What?! Why?! How much did you sell them for?" Boy - "$1,000." The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is far more than those two things cost. You're going to church to confess!"

They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door. + Show Spoiler +

On April 16 2009 04:31 anderoo wrote:
protoss proxy gates vs geo
geo sacrifices expo and kills all tosses workers with lings
then toss says "that's gay"
geo: what
toss: whole game
geo: u mean proxy gate?
toss: have to proxy gate bcuz z > p
geo: try tvz
toss: yeah t>z and z>p
geo: proxy gate just sucks, i have muta/lings/sunks
toss: proxy gate only way to beat zerg, zerg is imbalanced vs P
geo: no its not
toss: why does jaedong beat all protoss?! (LMAO!!!) and lose against T? (wtf?)
geo: he beats every T, watch OSL
toss: nono u are wrong he lost to T
geo: i watch every pro game
toss; no cuz u would know leta beat jaedong
geo: lol
toss: fantasy and flash beat jaedong
*toss gets eliminated*

On April 16 2009 10:09 Lemonwalrus wrote:

I've spent the last 2 minutes trying to figure out what this means. I'm still not sure.

On April 16 2009 05:02 Chef wrote:
Toss losing to Z at D level is either not upgrading weapons, or not getting storm.... Or not fast expanding.