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Geo.Rion
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
7377 Posts
April 15 2009 19:10 GMT
#1
So here it is, really low level game, so that's not intresting (i played it now, after getting home from the pub against a total newbie) just what the guy says.

http://repdepot.net/replay.php?id=10760

*
"Protoss is a joke" Liquid`Jinro Okt.1. 2011
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36374 Posts
April 15 2009 19:12 GMT
#2
can someone watch and post transcript? i can't access BW atm
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omninmo
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
2349 Posts
April 15 2009 19:14 GMT
#3
screenshot needed.. dont make peeps download and load your replay for a laugh...
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24670 Posts
April 15 2009 19:20 GMT
#4
Can someone make a tool that extracts the dialogue directly from a replay? How difficult would that be?
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Harem
Profile Joined November 2007
United States11390 Posts
April 15 2009 19:28 GMT
#5
On April 16 2009 04:20 micronesia wrote:
Can someone make a tool that extracts the dialogue directly from a replay? How difficult would that be?

Can't you do this with bwchart?
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anderoo
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada1876 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-04-15 19:34:40
April 15 2009 19:31 GMT
#6
protoss proxy gates vs geo
geo sacrifices expo and kills all tosses workers with lings
then toss says "that's gay"
geo: what
toss: whole game
geo: u mean proxy gate?
toss: have to proxy gate bcuz z > p
geo: try tvz
toss: yeah t>z and z>p
geo: proxy gate just sucks, i have muta/lings/sunks
toss: proxy gate only way to beat zerg, zerg is imbalanced vs P
geo: no its not
toss: why does jaedong beat all protoss?! (LMAO!!!) and lose against T? (wtf?)
geo: he beats every T, watch OSL
toss: nono u are wrong he lost to T
geo: i watch every pro game
toss; no cuz u would know leta beat jaedong
geo: lol
toss: fantasy and flash beat jaedong
*toss gets eliminated*

Harem
Profile Joined November 2007
United States11390 Posts
April 15 2009 19:44 GMT
#7
a dumb protoss

surprise!!!
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koreasilver
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
9109 Posts
April 15 2009 19:46 GMT
#8
toss: proxy gate only way to beat zerg, zerg is imbalanced vs P

lol
Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
April 15 2009 19:51 GMT
#9
But that isn't even funny!
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nttea
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Sweden4353 Posts
April 15 2009 19:54 GMT
#10
another stereotypical protoss!
ahswtini
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Northern Ireland22208 Posts
April 15 2009 19:57 GMT
#11
Sounds like a task for Xtranormal....
"As I've said, balance isn't about strategies or counters, it's about probability and statistics." - paralleluniverse
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
April 15 2009 20:02 GMT
#12
Toss losing to Z at D level is either not upgrading weapons, or not getting storm.... Or not fast expanding.
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PH
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6173 Posts
April 15 2009 20:04 GMT
#13
That's just sad...like wow.
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Dgtl
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada889 Posts
April 15 2009 20:15 GMT
#14
Wow, this saddens me knowing he is a fellow protoss player. Not all protoss players are retards like this guy, its just we get a bad rep from people like this.
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Geo.Rion
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
7377 Posts
April 15 2009 20:36 GMT
#15
On April 16 2009 04:51 Fontong wrote:
But that isn't even funny!


i laughed really hard, i'm sorry if you dont find it funny
"Protoss is a joke" Liquid`Jinro Okt.1. 2011
Sonu
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada577 Posts
April 15 2009 20:37 GMT
#16
ok this protoss player is a disgrace to Aiur.

IF you are going to talk about a Professional, then get your facts right.

otherwise pretty funny
"I really like this wall-in, because its not a fucking wall" - DAy[9]
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
April 15 2009 20:51 GMT
#17
On April 15 2009 13:04 ydg wrote:
Why do we have no joke threads?


A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom cupboard. Then the woman's husband also comes home. Panicked, she puts her lover in the cupboard, not realising that the little boy is in there already.

The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy "I have a football."
Man "That's nice."
Boy "Want to buy it?"
Man "No, thanks."
Boy "My dad's outside."
Man "OK, how much?" Boy - $250

A few weeks later, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the cupboard together.

Boy "Dark in here."
Man "Yes, it is."
Boy "I have football boots."
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
Boy "$750" Man "Sold."

A few days later, the boy's father says to the boy, "Grab your boots and football, let's go outside and have a game of footy. The boy says, "I can't, I sold my ball and boots." The father says, "What?! Why?! How much did you sell them for?" Boy - "$1,000." The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is far more than those two things cost. You're going to church to confess!"

They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door. + Show Spoiler +
The boy says, "Dark in here." The priest says, "Don't start that shit again".

If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
Geo.Rion
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
7377 Posts
April 15 2009 20:55 GMT
#18
On April 16 2009 05:51 BuGzlToOnl wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 15 2009 13:04 ydg wrote:
Why do we have no joke threads?


A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom cupboard. Then the woman's husband also comes home. Panicked, she puts her lover in the cupboard, not realising that the little boy is in there already.

The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy "I have a football."
Man "That's nice."
Boy "Want to buy it?"
Man "No, thanks."
Boy "My dad's outside."
Man "OK, how much?" Boy - $250

A few weeks later, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the cupboard together.

Boy "Dark in here."
Man "Yes, it is."
Boy "I have football boots."
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
Boy "$750" Man "Sold."

A few days later, the boy's father says to the boy, "Grab your boots and football, let's go outside and have a game of footy. The boy says, "I can't, I sold my ball and boots." The father says, "What?! Why?! How much did you sell them for?" Boy - "$1,000." The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is far more than those two things cost. You're going to church to confess!"

They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door. + Show Spoiler +
The boy says, "Dark in here." The priest says, "Don't start that shit again".


i heard a joke like this, but this sounds a lot better than that
"Protoss is a joke" Liquid`Jinro Okt.1. 2011
Purind
Profile Blog Joined April 2004
Canada3562 Posts
April 15 2009 21:01 GMT
#19
I think the protoss was joking

That joke a few posts above was funny
Trucy Wright is hot
Leath
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Canada1724 Posts
April 15 2009 21:34 GMT
#20
I missed the ZvP imba complains
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