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Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-04-13 09:14:40
April 13 2009 09:00 GMT
#1
For those of you who have your license, you ever been pulled over by a cop for DUI? I'm assuming you didn't pass the sobriety test if you did, but this guy was soooooo close!:

+ Show Spoiler +
Soooo fucking hilarious haha. He does perfect on everything but then screws himself over in the end! I could not stop laughing when at the end they both go "AHAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! *points at eachother" after:
Police Officer: "That was good... that was good... that was really good. Are you a dancer?"
Drunk Dude: No.. no no no no. I'm just... I'm just drunk.
Both: AHAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
*point at eachother*
Police Officer: Put your hands against the vehicle right now sir.
Drunk Dude: You.. You.. Awww...

[image loading]

Poll: Have you ever been caught for a DUI?
(Vote): No, I've never drank and driven.
(Vote): No, I've gotten away with it.
(Vote): Yes
Personally I haven't, I don't even have my license yet. Next month though baby!
Without a doubt the funniest thing I have ever seen in a long time though.

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If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
April 13 2009 09:08 GMT
#2
rofl
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
April 13 2009 09:08 GMT
#3
fucking fail man
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
BlackJack
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
United States10495 Posts
April 13 2009 09:09 GMT
#4
that's from Reno 911 btw
fight_or_flight
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States3988 Posts
April 13 2009 09:10 GMT
#5
I think there is a comedy central watermark in the corner which has been removed.
Do you really want chat rooms?
stanley_
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States816 Posts
April 13 2009 09:11 GMT
#6
I love reno 911
hoorah
Sanity.
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States704 Posts
April 13 2009 09:13 GMT
#7
rofl
Fredflintstone
Profile Joined January 2009
439 Posts
April 13 2009 09:13 GMT
#8
Never drank and drove myself, but have been a passenger while a drunk was driving. The closest call though was when me and some friends were going to drink at a park at night because we had no house to do it at. While parked in an apartment complex we were doing some shots before we went to the park and a cop stopped and took all of our alcohol. No ticket though.
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
April 13 2009 09:15 GMT
#9
On April 13 2009 18:13 Fredflintstone wrote:
Never drank and drove myself, but have been a passenger while a drunk was driving. The closest call though was when me and some friends were going to drink at a park at night because we had no house to do it at. While parked in an apartment complex we were doing some shots before we went to the park and a cop stopped and took all of our alcohol. No ticket though.

Oooo lucky!
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
April 13 2009 09:32 GMT
#10
uh
why cant u drink in a public area?
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-04-13 09:39:49
April 13 2009 09:36 GMT
#11
I have gone drinking and driving probably a couple hundred times. When I was 18 I did it 3-4 days a week. It's pretty normal where I grew up, everyone did it. I got a 24 hour suspension once but never arrested or anything like that. The cop even let me drive home after taking my license since I just lived 2 minutes away. He followed me in his suv. Now that I live in a big city, I never do it since I can take a bus or cab home easily.


On April 13 2009 18:32 HeavOnEarth wrote:
uh
why cant u drink in a public area?

Not only is it illegal to drink in public, it is illegal to be drunk in public. Drinking laws are really weird when you look into them. Technically you are not allowed to be served alcohol if you are drunk, but you would never think that if you had ever been to a bar before. I only know this because I had to take some exam for my ex-girlfreind so she could get some license for some shit that I dont remember now.
ffswowsucks
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
Greece2294 Posts
April 13 2009 09:49 GMT
#12
My friends gave me the nickname "designated driver" because when we go out they drink as much as they want knowing that they got me to take them back home because I never drink. Thats pretty cool actually considering I hang out with rich people and I can drive their cars which are fast :o
Terran in particular is a notoriously strong race for a no brain skillhand bot style.
Pyrrhuloxia
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States6700 Posts
April 13 2009 09:51 GMT
#13
I've been a passenger with drunk drivers hundreds/thousands maybe of times and never been with one when they got caught. I've never been drunk so I've never been caught myself obviously.
Hammy
Profile Joined January 2009
France828 Posts
April 13 2009 10:01 GMT
#14
wow that guy actually recited the alphabet backwards drunk... that's pretty impressive :s
I doubt I could do it that fast sober...
funkie
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Venezuela9374 Posts
April 13 2009 10:19 GMT
#15
Hahahaha

that was so fucking awesome...
"Hey are you a dancer?..."

"No no no I'm just drunk....AHHHHHHHHHH"

ahaha Awesome.
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Spenguin
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia3316 Posts
April 13 2009 10:43 GMT
#16
Ahaha so good.
< TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #46 > I came for the Brood War, I stayed for the people.
Physician *
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States4146 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-04-13 10:58:18
April 13 2009 10:57 GMT
#17
On April 13 2009 18:11 stanley_ wrote:
I love reno 911


& the same sketch keeps popping up here at tl.net jeje
"I have beheld the births of negative-suns and borne witness to the entropy of entire realities...."
Loanshark
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
China3094 Posts
April 13 2009 11:17 GMT
#18
Looks like TLers are generally pretty safe/lucky.
No dough, no go. And no mercy.
deathgod6
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States5064 Posts
April 13 2009 11:36 GMT
#19
lmaooo!!

Funny skit.
4.0 GPA = A rank 5.0 GPA = Olympic --------- Bisu, Best, Fantasy. i ♥ oov. They can get in my BoxeR anyday.
Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
April 13 2009 11:48 GMT
#20
Yea, biggest mistake of my life imo. Nothing more aggravating then having your license taken away at 18 for 8 months. I deserve worse though.
Xiberia
Profile Joined September 2007
Sweden634 Posts
April 13 2009 12:26 GMT
#21
haha that was great
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
April 13 2009 12:40 GMT
#22
Hahahaha, amazing. I wonder how many people memorize the alphabet backwards for this very reason.
nataziel
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Australia1455 Posts
April 13 2009 13:10 GMT
#23
people that drink drive are............. contemptible. It's the only word I can think to describe it, if you're drunk don't fucking drive, it's not hard.
u gotta sk8
404.Delirium
Profile Joined May 2008
United States1190 Posts
April 13 2009 13:41 GMT
#24
Funny video. It just ... all falls too well together though I'll believe it's Reno 911.

On the topic of drinking and driving. It won't kill you to take a cab, but it'll kill me if you don't
On that note, it won't kill you to learn to drive sober... and turn on your damn signal if you're going to make a damn turn. Argh... I hate the general public!
seriously next disrespectful comment in this blog is ip ban. Be happy or get the hell out. // SC2 is like playing with neutral-colored Play-Doh while BW is like colorful Legos.
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
April 13 2009 19:55 GMT
#25
On April 13 2009 19:01 Hammy wrote:
wow that guy actually recited the alphabet backwards drunk... that's pretty impressive :s
I doubt I could do it that fast sober...

I know haha me too.
On April 13 2009 21:40 Archaic wrote:
Hahahaha, amazing. I wonder how many people memorize the alphabet backwards for this very reason.

It almost makes me want to, but then again I don't want to have to drink and drive. For whatever crazy reason that I would need to though, I shall remember it backwards before I get going.
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
ghostWriter
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3302 Posts
April 13 2009 20:10 GMT
#26
That was a bunch of some pretty sweet dance moves for a drunk guy ^^
Sullifam
nibbles
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United Kingdom179 Posts
April 13 2009 20:48 GMT
#27
Is this actually anywhere near an accurate representation of what happens in the US? I know it's a big place, and it varies from state to state etc. but I'm sure there aren't things like this in the UK, it's a straight asking for a breathalizer sample (I think, I don't know, I'm 16). However, I did learn the alphabet backwards, and I have done it quickly drunk, so yeah, I'm set if I go to america then I guess.
meh
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
April 13 2009 20:56 GMT
#28
Never driven drunk, but judging by the amount of violations I committed while driving sober when I was a teenager, if I had I would currently be serving a life sentence.
R3condite
Profile Joined August 2008
Korea (South)1541 Posts
April 13 2009 22:20 GMT
#29
rofl 5/5 for the vid

DON'T FUKIN DRINK AND DRIVE

u must be retarded at the least and flat out stupid as hell as the most

plz go kill urself w/ the car by ramming a tree b4 u kill other ppl as welll...
ggyo...
Gray[FH
Profile Joined January 2009
152 Posts
April 14 2009 00:37 GMT
#30
lmao at the video haha
<3
Divinek
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Canada4045 Posts
April 14 2009 01:36 GMT
#31
On April 13 2009 21:40 Archaic wrote:
Hahahaha, amazing. I wonder how many people memorize the alphabet backwards for this very reason.


It takes literally 5 minutes to learn it backwards, you never know!

Also lol@ anyone that thinks that's real. Was a good episode though
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Oh goodness me, FOX tv where do you get your sight? Can't you keep track, the puck is black. That's why the ice is white.
gchan
Profile Joined October 2007
United States654 Posts
April 14 2009 04:30 GMT
#32
On April 13 2009 18:36 Mastermind wrote:
Not only is it illegal to drink in public, it is illegal to be drunk in public. Drinking laws are really weird when you look into them. Technically you are not allowed to be served alcohol if you are drunk, but you would never think that if you had ever been to a bar before. I only know this because I had to take some exam for my ex-girlfreind so she could get some license for some shit that I dont remember now.


Depends on where you live. Here in California, it is illegal to drink in public. Although they just slap you on the wrist and force you to go to an AA meeting ($20 total) if you get caught your first 2 times.

As for OP, I was pulled over once for a DUI on a bike (not a motor bike), but the cop let me off with a warning. I think the charges are the same because a bike is subject to the same laws as automobiles are.
Salv
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Canada3083 Posts
April 14 2009 04:46 GMT
#33
Hahaha, that was very, very funny!
pinenamu
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States770 Posts
April 14 2009 05:12 GMT
#34
hahahaha that was great

never even drunk yet lol :p
ZeroCartin
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Costa Rica2390 Posts
April 14 2009 05:17 GMT
#35
*looks away*
"My sister is on vacation in Costa Rica right now. I hope she stays a while because she's a miserable cunt." -pubbanana
VorcePA
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States1102 Posts
April 14 2009 06:44 GMT
#36
On April 14 2009 05:48 general.li wrote:
Is this actually anywhere near an accurate representation of what happens in the US? I know it's a big place, and it varies from state to state etc. but I'm sure there aren't things like this in the UK, it's a straight asking for a breathalizer sample (I think, I don't know, I'm 16). However, I did learn the alphabet backwards, and I have done it quickly drunk, so yeah, I'm set if I go to america then I guess.


There is a field sobriety test that a police officer can have you take, and it was pretty accurate up until the dance moves came in. Walk a straight line, recite the alphabet backwards, touch your nose with your fingers, etc.

I think it's more commonplace to use the breathalizer, though.
Shitposting
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
April 14 2009 06:51 GMT
#37
Man if I was that cop I would have been so impressed I probably would have let him go regardless of whether he was actually drunk or not xD
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
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