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MarklarMarklar
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Fiji1823 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-10 14:46:21
March 10 2009 14:37 GMT
#1
Had the weirdest couple of hours, went to 4 different places that repaired and sold old bicycles.

Had to get a new one, some arab stole the last one.

However, as I entered these small shops with bikes all over the place there was something exactly the same in each of the four. Fat old men behaving strangely telling tales of all the bikes, mumbling most of it. I think i triggered it in all of them as i tend to ask rather vague question with endless answer possibilities about everything merely to make a conversation. I talked about 30 minutes of gibberish with each one, they are salesmen after all and can ramble on forever. But as a stoner I somehow nowdays can appriciate ANYTHING if the person sounds enthusiastic while telling me it.

So I ended up buying a 1924 bicycle, the oldest i could find. however, it had been standing in his window for 15 years and is totally rusted up and has this REALLY ancient charm to it. So now I've paid him 150$ to change everything so I can ride it, and 50$ for the bike. i'll get it next week. Don't know why i bought it, wasnt the cheapest or best bicycle but it had this strange attraction, to be riding an 85 year old bike, been there long enough that most owners of it are dead, which for some reason made it a mystery and I had to get it.

For a lock I got a long enough chain that I can put around the stem of a somewhat large tree, and thick as my wrist. And a huge lock I bought from one of the shops. Made in soviet russia, and bought by one of the old men in poland in 93'. Looks really retarded and will make bike thieves confused as hell by the mere look of it.

After this little 3 hour adventure or so i went to the music store to get some strings and i realised the surreal environment of used bikes repair/sale shops had rubbed off on me in a manner that i could only explain as being completely detached from reality and seeing everything from this third person perspective controlling oneself with a old 80's arcade joystick.

For the entire conversation with these men of music were insanely awkward and had these little pauses caused by slight misunderstandings, I quickly figured these old men had rubbed off on me so after i got the strings i got myself out of there in a hurry cause i now realised i had had a god damn 3 hour acid flashback LOL and when i closed my eyes saw strange patterns. Finally i understood why the hell i was totally SPACED out and felt out of this world. I'm still enjoying it, never thought they were real.

i refer to my previous blog a week or two ago.

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hello there
MarklarMarklar
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Fiji1823 Posts
March 10 2009 14:41 GMT
#2
maybe i'm just schizophrenic, could make sense
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Kennelie
Profile Joined December 2007
United States2296 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-10 14:44:56
March 10 2009 14:44 GMT
#3
Haven't read your previous blog but it musta been some good shit you smoked whenever you went into the third person perspective. I seem to enjoy being in these mode when im baked.

Get pics of the bike once its done!
ya had ya shot kid!
MarklarMarklar
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Fiji1823 Posts
March 10 2009 14:53 GMT
#4
i talked to these bike dudes about the most weird stuff tho, like bicycle warfare and things that dont make any sense

they must have thought i was insane, especially the guy i bought the 1924 bicycle offa cause now when i think about it he stared at me really weird after i convinced him to sell and repair that old bicycle lol
hello there
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32157 Posts
March 10 2009 15:05 GMT
#5
Pic of bike? That sounds pretty awesome lol
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Ingenol
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1328 Posts
March 10 2009 15:54 GMT
#6
Wait so did this actually happen?
niteReloaded
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Croatia5282 Posts
March 10 2009 16:56 GMT
#7
I like the story. That bike has a soul.

Make sure to share the pics once you can.
Pika Chu
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
Romania2510 Posts
March 10 2009 17:43 GMT
#8
On March 11 2009 01:56 niteReloaded wrote:
I like the story. That bike has a soul.

Make sure to share the pics once you can.

They first ignore you. After they laugh at you. Next they will fight you. In the end you will win.
leMaj24
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States262 Posts
March 10 2009 19:28 GMT
#9
what the fuck
Steelflight-Rx
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States1389 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-10 21:41:03
March 10 2009 21:39 GMT
#10
yeah man that bike sounds pretty awesome, i wanna see it. I had this sick old swinn stingray that someone was freaking throwing away!! It has this cool rusty orange paint and looked reallly vintage. Then my friend and I decided to fix it up, repainted, polished etc. Now it looks pretty gay.

edit: looked a lot like this one:

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has the bannana seat and everything =D
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