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FConnectionUK *
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States316 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-08 03:49:30
March 07 2009 05:11 GMT
#1
but I did a translation.
Fcuk 1 - 0 Laziness

"Headaches"
Stork: Before... there were many older players (than myself) like JJu... But now I am the eldest. And I am the only person who ever won anything in the team. Being that player, I should offer my young teammates worthy advise or encouragement... To me, that is very difficult.

Caster: That's very true. Also, you, yourself, cannot ask anyone else for an advise since you are that person they all look up to. That must be very frustrating as well.
And what other issues/headaches did you have after becoming a champion?

Stork: As you know, (Team) Proleague has become a lot bigger and that much more significant.
Before when I thirst to win a title, both OGN and MBC had their own Proleagues. Remember Nal_rA?
I thought when you win a title like he did, your life will be set for good, everyone will respect you and all.
But when I had the chance to win like that, I always got second place.
Only after the Proleague has become huge, I won a title. But now, even if you win a title, you do not get the title as "the best".
There are just too many players who are just dominating in the Proleague, and you only get the same respect as them.
That was a huge let down for me, after winning a title with soo much effort put into it. Just too many competition... just one title.

Not only that... I could not have won the title at any worse time than this. Bisu goes to the Final as well... and against my own teammate, Jangbi.
Bisu wins, my teammate loses, and Bisu being one of the greatest protoss gets all the spotlight.


"About Bisu"
Stork: When JJu was here, I used to tell him that I needed no practice at all to win games. All I needed was the enthusiasm/force to beat my opponents.
Now, everyone have gone crazy. Crazy... Everyone practice insane amount of time. Enthusiasm? Forget that. Practice, practice, practice. That's all there is to it.

I used to practice for Proleague during practice hours, and Individual league only during my own person free time. Now that is not enough. Not even close...
I can tell that my physical(APM) is lacking compared to newly-become progamers. I sorely felt it when I went to a tournament and looked at Bisu's screen.

Jangbi(hearing everything since now): Stork is a BIG time Bisu's fan. (Everyone agrees, even the 2 casters next to him) He did not used to be one.
But ever since... what was that tournament? The one in china?

Caster: IEF?

Jangbi: Yea! That's the one. The one he got a silver. When he came back, he came back as a different person. He told me "Omg! I saw Bisu's hands and it was RIDICULOUS!!~~"

Caster2 (Nal_rA): Why do you always feel like a victim when it comes to Bisu?

Stork: Best physical, best physical... I didn't care before. I might have slow hands, but I'm still capable of doing everything that are necessary. So what's such a big deal?
Well, remember I said that I lack physical? Bisu made me feel that way.
In the finals against Bisu, I kept missing the tempo just because Bisu was doing everything faster than me. Not because I didn't know what was suppose to be done, but just because my hands could not keep up with his faster hands.
Ever since then, I admit Bisu as a great player, and now I've become a total Bisu fan...

Jangbi: lol... he always say "Our bisu, our bisu" (Only fans would add that personal title)

Caster: Jangbi, don't you have one of the fastest hands?

Jangbi: I don't know. I never thought about it that way.

Caster: It looks really fast, because your multi-task is so great. So did you ever get shocked, like Stork did, by looking at another player play?

Jangbi: Nope, I didn't even care to be honest.

Caster: That means you're fast.

Stork: He's just so great, he doesn't give a shit about the rest. hehe (Stork did not use any offensive word, but he was just throwing a friendly jest)

Jangbi: I do not look at other player's screen... because at the end, you play the game with your own hands, not theirs. I don't think it would matter much...

Stork: Did you know Jangbi has a facial expression when he starts moving his hands very fast? When I see him during the practice.
He gets crazy fast when he uses storms, I can't even follow his movements...

Caster2 (Nal_rA): Oh I know! He gathers his mouth. And his mouth beings to tremble!

Stork: Yea! That's what happen!



[image loading]


And here I end with the new APM bonjwa(since this was majorly about progamer's physical)... his apm is only matched by MAYBE Jaedong or Bisu... By.Hero
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Dr.Dragoon
Profile Joined November 2007
United States1241 Posts
March 07 2009 05:17 GMT
#2
Great translation, very entertaining read
~o~ I have returned
ZoW
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3983 Posts
March 07 2009 05:34 GMT
#3
[image loading]


He doesn't beat yarnc's 3992 =P
the courage to be a lazy bum
p4NDemik
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States13896 Posts
March 07 2009 05:38 GMT
#4
haha awesome - Stork is a Bisu fanboy! The sickness is even spreading among fellow progamers?!?! What are we going to do???
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Carnivorous Sheep
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Baa?21244 Posts
March 07 2009 06:09 GMT
#5
On March 07 2009 14:34 ZoW wrote:
[image loading]


He doesn't beat yarnc's 3992 =P


The hell happened there? =O
TranslatorBaa!
Avidkeystamper
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States8556 Posts
March 07 2009 06:12 GMT
#6
Geez, with such a high APM you'd think he'd spend all his resources, though he always macros up a big army. I'm so confused by by.hero.
Jaedong
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
March 07 2009 06:19 GMT
#7
That's a sick typo for 392 lol
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PanoRaMa
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
United States5069 Posts
March 07 2009 06:43 GMT
#8
Very interesting translation, thanks . Why didn't you post this in the BW forum? Many would appreciate it.

And that average 500 apm by by.hero is just SICK. (granted it was only a 9 minute game)
Kinky
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States4126 Posts
March 07 2009 06:44 GMT
#9
Wow, 3992 o_o Hope that's not real.
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
March 07 2009 07:03 GMT
#10
+ Show Spoiler +
man By.hero played damn well last night too X_X

Feeling even more excited about him than when I first started to see Effort in the leagues.
Person514cs
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
1004 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-07 07:16:41
March 07 2009 07:15 GMT
#11
Stork is a huge Bisu fun? That's too funny. This should move to the brood war section. It's great. Thanks for the work.
Peace and love, for ever.
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32277 Posts
March 07 2009 07:18 GMT
#12
hold CTRL + number, don't let go, apm skyrockets.
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Matoo-
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
Canada1397 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-07 09:07:18
March 07 2009 09:06 GMT
#13
How can Stork sound so defeated when he's in both SLs?
The part about the importance of SLs/PL today was really interesting too.
Thank you for the translation.
Never...
Profile Joined February 2009
15 Posts
March 07 2009 10:16 GMT
#14
Thanks for this interview!
KOFgokuon
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States14904 Posts
March 07 2009 10:53 GMT
#15
thanks for this!
7mk
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Germany10157 Posts
March 07 2009 12:24 GMT
#16
thanks a lot for this
is this a translation from a video?
If yes id love to see the video
beep boop
MasterReY
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Germany2708 Posts
March 07 2009 12:42 GMT
#17
thanks for the translation !!!
very nice interview
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Ares[Effort] *
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
DEMACIA6550 Posts
March 07 2009 12:47 GMT
#18
On March 07 2009 16:03 thedeadhaji wrote:
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man By.hero played damn well last night too X_X

Feeling even more excited about him than when I first started to see Effort in the leagues.


I really hope for EffOrt to come back and start dominating again!! btw nice translating.
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BroOd
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Austin10833 Posts
March 07 2009 13:01 GMT
#19
thanks fcuk I love this shit. you rock.

our bisu indeed
ModeratorSIRL and JLIG.
miseiler
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States1389 Posts
March 07 2009 14:08 GMT
#20
On March 07 2009 14:11 FConnectionUK wrote:
Jangbi: Yea! That's the one. The one he got a silver.


I'm sorry but that doesn't narrow it down.
"Jinro soo manly wearing only a T-Shirt while the Koreans freeze in their jackets" -- Double_O
"He's from Sweden, man. We have to fight polar bears on our way to school." -- Yusername
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