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QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32152 Posts
February 20 2009 03:16 GMT
#21
On February 20 2009 11:39 1a2a3aGG wrote:
I think its something like 86% of americans are non-confrontational... odds in your favor if you do something they'll back down...

I was at starbucks the other day havin a cig with my friend and some douche walks in with his girlfriend... he way bigger than me... and on his way in says, "put out ur cigaretee asshole" than goes inside waits in line thinking I wont do shit about this... I sat at the door and stared at him for 5 minutes waiting for him to come out with his ugly little girlfriend so I could rightfully see if he wanted to back up his words...

Just as I expected, as soon as he walks out I offer him a cigarette, ask him what that last remark was as he walked in the door right in his face in front of his little ugly gf. He wouldn't call me an asshole again, I couldn't make him do it. LMAO I told him to at least 6 times.

It was hilarious I got the guy to apologize to me and his girlfriend for trying to cuss me out and using profanity in front of a woman... He was embarassed beyond belief.

A little backbone in life can work to your advantage, I would call the douche out and tell him to get in line just like everyone else. I bet he will be more embarassed than you if you call him out. Put him in his place!


Come try that in Jersey, broski. You'll taste the sun tan lotion from some dude's knuckles for weeks.
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inReacH
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Sweden1612 Posts
February 20 2009 03:46 GMT
#22
On February 20 2009 11:39 1a2a3aGG wrote:
I think its something like 86% of americans are non-confrontational... odds in your favor if you do something they'll back down...

I was at starbucks the other day havin a cig with my friend and some douche walks in with his girlfriend... he way bigger than me... and on his way in says, "put out ur cigaretee asshole" than goes inside waits in line thinking I wont do shit about this... I sat at the door and stared at him for 5 minutes waiting for him to come out with his ugly little girlfriend so I could rightfully see if he wanted to back up his words...

Just as I expected, as soon as he walks out I offer him a cigarette, ask him what that last remark was as he walked in the door right in his face in front of his little ugly gf. He wouldn't call me an asshole again, I couldn't make him do it. LMAO I told him to at least 6 times.

It was hilarious I got the guy to apologize to me and his girlfriend for trying to cuss me out and using profanity in front of a woman... He was embarassed beyond belief.

A little backbone in life can work to your advantage, I would call the douche out and tell him to get in line just like everyone else. I bet he will be more embarassed than you if you call him out. Put him in his place!


God someone take this kid to a vet and hold his head in your palm while the veterinarian removes the life from him.
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