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The things I think about part 1

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Julmust
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Sweden4867 Posts
February 18 2009 09:40 GMT
#1
So superman, was watching smallville the other day (a show that repeats itself alot).

My mind started to wander, as it always does, and I came to think of this problem:
Can superman jerk off? I mean everyone around his supposed age in the show does, and there's some show where he gets in contact with red cryptonite and starts hitting on women, so he does have hormones and a sexdrive!

So what's the problem? Well think about it, if the man can run faster then light (which should make him a living timemachine aswell, but that's for another blog) how fast mustn't his ejaculation be?

Usain Bolt won the 100m on a new world record in beejing, his avarage speed was 37hm/h or just about 0.0102 km/s (about 23mph).

The speed of light is 299'792,458 km/s which is 199792 times faster.

Now according to WikiAnswers and other sites the avarage speed for male ejaculation is about 45km/h (28mph) which is 0.0125 km/s.

Now if we assume that supermans ejuaculation speed is to a humans ejaculation speed what his running speed is to the fastest human, that would give us that superman ejaculated at about:
8 990 640km/h (5 586 524.7 mph)

Ok he's superhuman and all that. But I mean what if he did it indoors? He'd have a frikkin hole in the roof. And what if he had sex with a woman. Would she survive this encounter? Cause that sperm is moving awfuly fast!

Now you may say that he can hold back. Yes he can, but at the same time he has shown that around Lara he sometimes gets so outfocused that he looses the grips of his powers. Do you REALLY think it'd be diffrent in bed?

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Azrael1111
Profile Joined July 2008
United States550 Posts
February 18 2009 09:48 GMT
#2
Why can't you just enjoy the show?
Marradron
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Netherlands1586 Posts
February 18 2009 09:51 GMT
#3
stop thinking
GHOSTCLAW
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States17042 Posts
February 18 2009 09:59 GMT
#4
On February 18 2009 18:51 Marradron wrote:
stop thinking


seriously- ruining a perfectly good show with your calculations xD
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Makiva
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
88 Posts
February 18 2009 09:59 GMT
#5
you're a cool dude. if i ever throw a party, you can come, but you are not allowed to touch anything.
Julmust
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Sweden4867 Posts
February 18 2009 10:03 GMT
#6
On February 18 2009 18:59 GHOSTCLAW wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 18 2009 18:51 Marradron wrote:
stop thinking


seriously- ruining a perfectly good show with your calculations xD



Meh I just added the calculations to show you all why it wouldn't be possible for him to have sex without killing someone! I could've just said "lol superman can't have sex cause his ejaculationspeed would kill the woman", but that would'nt have been as convincing!
AdministratorI'm dancing in the moonlight
dream-_-
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States1857 Posts
February 18 2009 10:32 GMT
#7
what the hell

he is fucking superman he can do whatever he wants, stfu
Ganfei
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Taiwan1439 Posts
February 18 2009 10:48 GMT
#8
Doesn't really make any sense. It's not like the Mr. Universe shoots his cum 10x faster than the average guy even if he is 10x stronger.
You are crushing me like a cheese sandwich
jjun212
Profile Joined December 2004
Canada2208 Posts
February 18 2009 11:14 GMT
#9
On February 18 2009 19:48 NoobsOfWrath wrote:
Doesn't really make any sense. It's not like the Mr. Universe shoots his cum 10x faster than the average guy even if he is 10x stronger.


true;

you can work out a lot of things and have super strength like superman in other shit

but if there is no detailed display or explanation of his ejaculation speed, then we just have to assume, that we're all on the same boat
writer22816
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States5775 Posts
February 18 2009 11:15 GMT
#10
lmao 5/5
8/4/12 never forget, never forgive.
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