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jhNz
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
Germany2762 Posts
February 09 2009 16:54 GMT
#1
i don't know if this has been posted before but if it has, i haven't found it.

http://www.cracked.com/article_14982_9-manliest-names-in-world.html

with this list cracked.com once again proofs its awesomeness :D
beside the fact that park jung suk is missing of course T_T

***
http://twitter.com/jhNz
TheFoReveRwaR
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States10657 Posts
February 09 2009 17:04 GMT
#2
Funny shit

No Dick Von Penisstein?
Being healthy, it has been said, really consists of having the same disease as everybody else.
TonyL2
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
England1953 Posts
February 09 2009 17:13 GMT
#3
Hahaha, that's comedy gold
Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
February 09 2009 17:15 GMT
#4
Dick Pound!!
"If I had to take a drug in order to be free, I'm screwed. Freedom exists in the mind, otherwise it doesn't exist."
InFiNitY[pG]
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Germany3474 Posts
February 09 2009 17:22 GMT
#5
holy fuck, I laughed so hard throughout the whole article, the author is a fuckin genius.
"I just pressed stimpack, and somehow I won the battle" -Flash
Geo.Rion
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
7377 Posts
February 09 2009 17:25 GMT
#6
funny stuff
"Protoss is a joke" Liquid`Jinro Okt.1. 2011
selboN
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States2523 Posts
February 09 2009 17:39 GMT
#7
Dick... Pound.
I almost fell out of my chair reading that on the most manly names.
"That's what happens when you're using a mouse made out of glass!" -Tasteless (Referring to ZergBong)
Kentor *
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States5784 Posts
February 09 2009 17:59 GMT
#8
hahaha max planck
neliel
Profile Joined April 2008
Sweden63 Posts
February 09 2009 18:11 GMT
#9
Max Fightmaster :D. Would be hilarious to have that name and be scrawny
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
February 09 2009 18:16 GMT
#10
hahahha i loved that article read it liike last summer but still hilarious reading it again
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
February 09 2009 18:27 GMT
#11
REACH REACH REACH
[SECRET FONT] "Dragoon bunker"
Binky1842
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States2599 Posts
February 09 2009 18:31 GMT
#12
Rider Strong wasn't on there, the list is invalid. Not only is it a badass name, it's a motto to live by
+ Show Spoiler +
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rider_Strong
"The zoo could not confirm that Binky was the attacker, but only Binky had blood on his face following the incident"
cgrinker
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States3824 Posts
February 09 2009 18:41 GMT
#13
OMG Max Fightmaster.

on a slightly unrelated note, how vain would it be to name your kid Adonis
Puosu
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
7034 Posts
February 09 2009 19:06 GMT
#14
On February 10 2009 03:41 cgrinker wrote:
OMG Max Fightmaster.

on a slightly unrelated note, how vain would it be to name your kid Adonis

Adonis Manhood

oh man that would rock
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24779 Posts
February 09 2009 19:16 GMT
#15
On February 10 2009 02:59 Kentor wrote:
hahaha max planck

Physicists will tear your your head and @#%# down your neck.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
zatic
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Zurich15366 Posts
February 09 2009 19:22 GMT
#16
This list is seriously missing JESSE HART !
ModeratorI know Teamliquid is known as a massive building
Bond(i2)
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada926 Posts
February 09 2009 19:25 GMT
#17
MAGNUS SON OF MAGNUS
wow..thats manly
roses are red violets are blue, Im schitzophrenic and so am i
MamiyaOtaru
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States1687 Posts
February 09 2009 19:43 GMT
#18
The US all time leading air combat ace is Dick Bong
TryThis
Profile Joined February 2007
Canada1522 Posts
February 09 2009 19:54 GMT
#19
wow i think i just grew more hair on my chest after reading that.

cracked rules
Dwell
dream-_-
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States1857 Posts
February 09 2009 20:15 GMT
#20
dick.....
pound?
Racenilatr
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States2756 Posts
February 09 2009 20:23 GMT
#21
dick pound loool
SirGlinG
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Sweden933 Posts
February 09 2009 22:01 GMT
#22
"Therefore, we suggest "Stonecrusher Mortlock." We know that's not a real name. We don't care."
Not my chair. Not my problem. That's what I say
wurm
Profile Joined October 2007
Philippines2296 Posts
February 09 2009 23:38 GMT
#23
Thick McRunFast
Splint Chesthair
Big McLargeHuge
etc..
I know where my towel is.
whatusername
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada1181 Posts
February 09 2009 23:40 GMT
#24
Where's Manley Power
im gay
Athos
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2484 Posts
February 09 2009 23:45 GMT
#25
seriously Dick Pound?!?!?
Apex
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States7227 Posts
February 09 2009 23:51 GMT
#26
AHAHAHHAAHA Dick Pound!

I can't breathe XD
Faronel
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States658 Posts
February 10 2009 00:10 GMT
#27
I love cracked, read it everyday. It's awesome.
C'est la vie...
liger13
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States1060 Posts
February 10 2009 00:14 GMT
#28
hahaha... dick pound,,,,
but why isnt Ma Jae Yoon on there?
I feel like pwning noobs
deathgod6
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States5064 Posts
February 10 2009 00:41 GMT
#29
LMAO who would name their kid Dick Pound?
4.0 GPA = A rank 5.0 GPA = Olympic --------- Bisu, Best, Fantasy. i ♥ oov. They can get in my BoxeR anyday.
Ethelis
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States2400 Posts
February 10 2009 00:42 GMT
#30
oh cmon where is Nick Tasteless, that sounds pretty manly to me
Disabled gamer - Diamond 3 (LoL) D+ Rank scrublord on BW. Bisu doesnt need DTs, He uses probes. just ask Flash.
TrainReq
Profile Joined January 2009
Canada113 Posts
February 10 2009 03:23 GMT
#31
The fact that Max Planck is on there is enough to win this article many, many awards.
Don't put your fingers where you wouldn't put your dick.
ShloobeR
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Korea (South)3828 Posts
February 10 2009 03:24 GMT
#32
Wolf blitzer!
: o )
koreakool
Profile Joined January 2008
United States334 Posts
February 10 2009 04:19 GMT
#33
hey wtf where is Park Jung Suk
DreaM)XeRO
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Korea (South)4667 Posts
February 11 2009 21:49 GMT
#34
ohmygodohmygod
i cant breath

DICK POUND OMFG ROFL

cw)minsean(ru
GHOSTCLAW
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States17042 Posts
February 11 2009 21:57 GMT
#35
That article was really funny thanks ^_^
PhotographerLiquipedia. Drop me a pm if you've got questions/need help.
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
February 12 2009 02:36 GMT
#36
I lol'd
strong, solid name. The first name especially leaves the reader wondering, "What kind of powers? Mind control? Flight? Laser-beam eyes? It's laser-beam eyes, isn't it?"
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
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