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On January 29 2009 13:11 Xenocide_Knight wrote:Show nested quote +On January 29 2009 11:33 boesthius wrote: You know what really pisses me off? Trees. Trees fucking piss me off just standing there all tall and proud, as if they're expecting something from me. I mean what the fuck do you want tree I'm sorry I'm not 200 fucking feet tall and can't photosynthesize to keep myself alive. Oh what's that? You've been known to live for thousands of years, through fires and storms and climate changes and you still stand? Fuck you tree I'm a human being goddammit - you can't cut me open and see how long I've lived for. Ooooohhhhhh and don't get me fucking started on the fucking gangs of trees that are out there; or as they're commonly known as - forests. I fucking know they're trying to take over the earth - you can see it in their bark; not to mention that there's over 400 hundred fucking billion of them. I burn every goddamn forest I come across to show the other plethora of trees who's the boss goddammit.
Shit I hate trees so much. LOL
hahahahhhahahaha
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On January 29 2009 11:33 boesthius wrote: You know what really pisses me off? Trees. Trees fucking piss me off just standing there all tall and proud, as if they're expecting something from me. I mean what the fuck do you want tree I'm sorry I'm not 200 fucking feet tall and can't photosynthesize to keep myself alive. Oh what's that? You've been known to live for thousands of years, through fires and storms and climate changes and you still stand? Fuck you tree I'm a human being goddammit - you can't cut me open and see how long I've lived for. Ooooohhhhhh and don't get me fucking started on the fucking gangs of trees that are out there; or as they're commonly known as - forests. I fucking know they're trying to take over the earth - you can see it in their bark; not to mention that there's over 400 hundred fucking billion of them. I burn every goddamn forest I come across to show the other plethora of trees who's the boss goddammit.
Shit I hate trees so much.
You sir are a master. What else grinds your gears?
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On January 29 2009 11:33 boesthius wrote: You know what really pisses me off? Trees. Trees fucking piss me off just standing there all tall and proud, as if they're expecting something from me. I mean what the fuck do you want tree I'm sorry I'm not 200 fucking feet tall and can't photosynthesize to keep myself alive. Oh what's that? You've been known to live for thousands of years, through fires and storms and climate changes and you still stand? Fuck you tree I'm a human being goddammit - you can't cut me open and see how long I've lived for. Ooooohhhhhh and don't get me fucking started on the fucking gangs of trees that are out there; or as they're commonly known as - forests. I fucking know they're trying to take over the earth - you can see it in their bark; not to mention that there's over 400 hundred fucking billion of them. I burn every goddamn forest I come across to show the other plethora of trees who's the boss goddammit.
Shit I hate trees so much.
thread is now over
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why did it take an entire page for people to notice the trees post
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Don't worry you're obviously just too intelligent for the mainstream stuff. Listen to indie music and watch foreign films. And wear a beret while smoking a pipe. Buy a Chihuahua.
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Korea (South)17174 Posts
reminds me of that night i took nony idra and artosis to a room salon
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Korea (South)17174 Posts
On January 29 2009 11:33 boesthius wrote: You know what really pisses me off? Trees. Trees fucking piss me off just standing there all tall and proud, as if they're expecting something from me. I mean what the fuck do you want tree I'm sorry I'm not 200 fucking feet tall and can't photosynthesize to keep myself alive. Oh what's that? You've been known to live for thousands of years, through fires and storms and climate changes and you still stand? Fuck you tree I'm a human being goddammit - you can't cut me open and see how long I've lived for. Ooooohhhhhh and don't get me fucking started on the fucking gangs of trees that are out there; or as they're commonly known as - forests. I fucking know they're trying to take over the earth - you can see it in their bark; not to mention that there's over 400 hundred fucking billion of them. I burn every goddamn forest I come across to show the other plethora of trees who's the boss goddammit.
Shit I hate trees so much.
LOLOLOL GOLD
man i was going to attempt to post something funny but this thread has been TRUMPED
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On January 29 2009 12:50 fanatacist wrote:Show nested quote +On January 29 2009 12:17 HamerD wrote:On January 29 2009 12:09 fanatacist wrote: I hate people who think your personality is in any way relevant to the time of year you are born and what some civilization deemed that period of time to be in the animal kingdom. Of all the insults I've had, this is potentially the weakest. So weak that a 50 pound aids victim in a coma could beat it in an arm wrestle. So weak that you have no retort besides a relatively unimaginative analogy, and no factual support for your questionable beliefs.
No, moran, yours is not an argument worth addressing, when I was talking about astrology and defending in the ASTROLOGY blog for awhile. I retorted, solidly, to your diarrhea of an insult; whimsically and that while that analogy wasn't particularly imaginative, it did perfectly describe the unbelievable crapness of your insult.
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On January 29 2009 19:08 Nytefish wrote: Don't worry you're obviously just too intelligent for the mainstream stuff. Listen to indie music and watch foreign films. And wear a beret while smoking a pipe. Buy a Chihuahua.
lol but the point is I hate people like that just as much as I hate wisecracking protagonist teens which discover a magical world .
And to the guy who hated me for putting transformers on the same list. Well, firstly, I said that I liked the things on the list even though their protagonists pissed me off. And actually I just couldn't stand transformers until I blanked the protagonist out of my mind. I would need to undergo a lobotomy to prevent me from recognizing the existence of that protagonist for me to enjoy the entire transformers film, too many fucking terrible jokes and wisecracks. If you found the jokes that related to the protagonist funny, then we just have a different sense of humour.
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Braavos36362 Posts
i dunno, i thought shia did a pretty good job in that movie
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Flashback complaint is dumb, but I agree with you on the other stuff.
It's like insulting when you see that they're just trying so hard to make sure you can relate to the character by making the character just an everyday normal guy.
Fuck that shit, I want a story with someone like Legolas or Aragorn where the character could have been royalty or some elite fighter etc but I still love them and relate to them.
None of this bullshit spoonfed "Oh hey the main character is just like you! Doesn't that make you love them?"
Don't get me wrong, I still enjoy harry potter, I just agree with you that it's borderline offensive/insulting and extremely pathetic.
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On January 29 2009 20:44 HamerD wrote:Show nested quote +On January 29 2009 12:50 fanatacist wrote:On January 29 2009 12:17 HamerD wrote:On January 29 2009 12:09 fanatacist wrote: I hate people who think your personality is in any way relevant to the time of year you are born and what some civilization deemed that period of time to be in the animal kingdom. Of all the insults I've had, this is potentially the weakest. So weak that a 50 pound aids victim in a coma could beat it in an arm wrestle. So weak that you have no retort besides a relatively unimaginative analogy, and no factual support for your questionable beliefs. No, moran, yours is not an argument worth addressing, when I was talking about astrology and defending in the ASTROLOGY blog for awhile. I retorted, solidly, to your diarrhea of an insult; whimsically and that while that analogy wasn't particularly imaginative, it did perfectly describe the unbelievable crapness of your insult.
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United States3573 Posts
what a weird thing to have intense hatred over
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On January 29 2009 22:03 minus_human wrote:Show nested quote +On January 29 2009 20:44 HamerD wrote:On January 29 2009 12:50 fanatacist wrote:On January 29 2009 12:17 HamerD wrote:On January 29 2009 12:09 fanatacist wrote: I hate people who think your personality is in any way relevant to the time of year you are born and what some civilization deemed that period of time to be in the animal kingdom. Of all the insults I've had, this is potentially the weakest. So weak that a 50 pound aids victim in a coma could beat it in an arm wrestle. So weak that you have no retort besides a relatively unimaginative analogy, and no factual support for your questionable beliefs. No, moran, yours is not an argument worth addressing, when I was talking about astrology and defending in the ASTROLOGY blog for awhile. I retorted, solidly, to your diarrhea of an insult; whimsically and that while that analogy wasn't particularly imaginative, it did perfectly describe the unbelievable crapness of your insult.
Yes, you fucking idiot, that was the point.
God the idiots are out in force today, coupled with that retarded dutch person (in the name countries thread)
Ps Welcome to the internet, biotch. Misspelling is the piont of the intrawebbing.
Cook Islands the new romania?
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LoL I really fail to understand how the point was to misspell a word
just chill the fuck out
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OMG ROMANIA JOKES ARE SO FUCKING SMART you're cool!!!
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Also chill I really have no quarrel with you or what you wrote in the OP, even if I personally find it a bit confusing, I will keep it to myself
I didn't flame you either, just made a joke about a misspell
so chill the fuck out, again, and learn to channel ur rage. The trolls in this thread aren't anymore appealing to me than they are to you, but you have to admit, your complaint in the OP was at least... strangely worded
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United States3573 Posts
The edit button does work my friend.
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