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Today I ate dinner with my  Goodfriend Elaine at the Student Union. Me and her caught up on old times while I quickly took care of my scrumptious Chicken Philly Wrap. She needed to go home so we walked to the bus stop so that she could catch her shuttle back home. After she hopped on to the shuttle, I reluctantly started on my fifteen minute journey back to my dorm room through the tundra that is Bowling Green. Like always, I started talking to myself as I walked saying stuff like “Perhaps I could spice up my Philly Wrap next time... I wonder how.” “I wonder what the socioeconomic impact of migrant workers in agricultural regions of pre-industrial England and France were.” “I could really go for some Cookie Jar cookies...” After I was about fifty paces away from the bus stop, to my surprise I saw the bus that goes to my dorm coming towards me. I thought to myself “Oh yay, you're coming this way.” and then I said to myself aloud:
“I'll use you.”
Then I hear off to the side “WHAT?!” In the dark alleyway that is by the bus stop, I see this cute girl two feet away, who looks scared out of her mind. Now imagine yourself as this girl. She was pretty attractive. About five foot six inches. Hanging around an unlit area of the school with some creepy guy in a hoodie. She just heard some creepy guy say “Little girl, 'I'm gonna use you' now, come here...” Out of fear she starts slowly running away . And I scream at her “Wait, I wasn't talking to you! I was talking to the bus!” And she just ignores me and continues pacing away. I scream “I'm sorry!” In my melancholy, I walked to the bus, and that was the end of that.
I never saw that girl again, I want to tell her I'm sorry and that I'm not really a creepy guy. Perhaps if I ever see her again I should go take her out for coffee and get her a gift to help fix the bridges that I burned with her.
Lolol, not rly. But perhaps next time she'll think twice before walking through a dark alley.
 
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This is why people don't talk to themselves aloud.
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LOLOL
nice one bro
sometimes you can think to yourself and not talk unless you are sure no one is around you
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Hahaha... Five stars man, you should really be careful with what comes out of your mouth, it can get you in some serious awkward situations.
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Lol nice... Should have chased her down just to let her know you were only talking to the bus and not her. I'm sure she would have felt much better then.
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On January 13 2009 13:52 Snet wrote:
Dude.. you're weird lol.
yea wtf, a cup of coffee? she is gonna think yer a fag
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On January 13 2009 14:04 selboN wrote:
Lol nice... Should have chased her down just to let her know you were only talking to the bus and not her. I'm sure she would have felt much better then.
Dude, she would've just ran faster. Dur? -__-
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On January 13 2009 14:19 BanZu wrote:Show nested quote +On January 13 2009 14:04 selboN wrote:
Lol nice... Should have chased her down just to let her know you were only talking to the bus and not her. I'm sure she would have felt much better then. Dude, she would've just ran faster. Dur? -__-
He's being sarcastic...
Unless you're being sarcastic as well... Oh then the Irony...
but LOL, Nice story, I say you keep talking to yourself and get into more situations so we can all be entertained =).
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oh man I've had hundreds of these incidents :[
I know how awkward it is, especially when your daydreaming real hard about a bad experience.
But this one is pretty bad hehehe :
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It would have been funnier if you just said, "why yes me pretty, you!" And then laughed maniacally.
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5/5 omfg I cannot stop laughing
So... why do you talk aloud to yourself in public. I mean that is pretty odd you know.
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LOL, 5/5
On January 13 2009 14:50 Jonoman92 wrote:
5/5 omfg I cannot stop laughing
So... why do you talk aloud to yourself in public. I mean that is pretty odd you know.
I do it occasionally as well if I think no one's around.
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Its okay if you do weird/random/embarassing things when strangers are around because they are people who will never see you again. Even if they do, I highly doubt they are going to recognize you i.e. that girl never saw your face remember? :D
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This story cheered me up a lot.
Awkward stuff like this happens to me all the time.
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On January 13 2009 14:50 Jonoman92 wrote:
5/5 omfg I cannot stop laughing
So... why do you talk aloud to yourself in public. I mean that is pretty odd you know.
I was totally zoned out, I didn't know anybody was around cause it was so dark. lol.
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haha you're not alone, dude. i do it sometimes too, but usually not loud enough to be heard
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creepy ^^
I love the random tlpded goodfriend
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Next time pull a knife and threaten her to stop, then offer her some cookies as you explain your side of the story. If she's still scared, feel free to make light of the situation by making some cheap horror film noises to let her know you're not actually a scary guy. Chicks love reverse psychology.
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HahAhHAkaKA
fantastic!
More stories like this you'd be a good comedian
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hahahaha "I was talking to the bus!" that must have really helped haha
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On January 13 2009 16:23 aeronexus wrote:
hahahaha "I was talking to the bus!" that must have really helped haha
Haha you're right
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relax it, what difference does it make what she thinks of you...
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you should have totally pretend you gonna jump on hEr :D
and laugh after she runs
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On January 14 2009 00:54 Odeur wrote:you should have totally pretend you gonna jump on hEr :D and laugh after she runs
Haha yeah imagine the fun you'd have explaining that to the judge!
Hilarious !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Weird, I never thought of talking to myself and always found it strange when people did it^^
Great story nevertheless.
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NExt time just fake like you have a bluetooth earpeice and fake the rest of a conversation.
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i talk to my self all the time, but i'm usually saying, damn im fucking awesome, or, keep your pants on man, calm down
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OK I guess this is kind of funny... kind of.... but if this story is seriously making some of you guys ROTFLOL and 5 stars etc etc then your lives must be pretttttty boring...
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On January 22 2009 16:24 JoeSaddles wrote:
OK I guess this is kind of funny... kind of.... but if this story is seriously making some of you guys ROTFLOL and 5 stars etc etc then your lives must be pretttttty boring...
On January 22 2009 16:32 JoeSaddles wrote:
ok well everyone is entitled to their own opinion obviously.
MIRITE? OR MIRITE?
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is this what they call nerd in US ?
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hahaha. I can relate to awkward moments in public like this too... though not quite as extreme
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There is nothing better than creeping other people out 
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lol what's funny is that the more he tries to explain the more the girl gets scared
poor little girl
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haha now imagine when she gets home and calls up her friend "omGAWD some weirdo tryed to rape me in a dark alleyway! i ran for my life! he was screaming for me to wait and come back and how he wanted to put it in my bus!"
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On January 13 2009 13:50 StarN wrote:
And I scream at her “Wait, I was taking you! I was taking you to the bus!” And she just ignores me and continues pacing away. I scream “I'm horny!” In my melancholy, I walked to the bus, and that was the end of that.
Fixed
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EPT
