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Today I ate dinner with my  Goodfriend Elaine at the Student Union. Me and her caught up on old times while I quickly took care of my scrumptious Chicken Philly Wrap. She needed to go home so we walked to the bus stop so that she could catch her shuttle back home. After she hopped on to the shuttle, I reluctantly started on my fifteen minute journey back to my dorm room through the tundra that is Bowling Green. Like always, I started talking to myself as I walked saying stuff like “Perhaps I could spice up my Philly Wrap next time... I wonder how.” “I wonder what the socioeconomic impact of migrant workers in agricultural regions of pre-industrial England and France were.” “I could really go for some Cookie Jar cookies...” After I was about fifty paces away from the bus stop, to my surprise I saw the bus that goes to my dorm coming towards me. I thought to myself “Oh yay, you're coming this way.” and then I said to myself aloud:
“I'll use you.”
Then I hear off to the side “WHAT?!” In the dark alleyway that is by the bus stop, I see this cute girl two feet away, who looks scared out of her mind. Now imagine yourself as this girl. She was pretty attractive. About five foot six inches. Hanging around an unlit area of the school with some creepy guy in a hoodie. She just heard some creepy guy say “Little girl, 'I'm gonna use you' now, come here...” Out of fear she starts slowly running away . And I scream at her “Wait, I wasn't talking to you! I was talking to the bus!” And she just ignores me and continues pacing away. I scream “I'm sorry!” In my melancholy, I walked to the bus, and that was the end of that.
I never saw that girl again, I want to tell her I'm sorry and that I'm not really a creepy guy. Perhaps if I ever see her again I should go take her out for coffee and get her a gift to help fix the bridges that I burned with her.
Lolol, not rly. But perhaps next time she'll think twice before walking through a dark alley.
 
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This is why people don't talk to themselves aloud.
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LOLOL
nice one bro
sometimes you can think to yourself and not talk unless you are sure no one is around you
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Hahaha... Five stars man, you should really be careful with what comes out of your mouth, it can get you in some serious awkward situations.
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Lol nice... Should have chased her down just to let her know you were only talking to the bus and not her. I'm sure she would have felt much better then.
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On January 13 2009 13:52 Snet wrote:
Dude.. you're weird lol.
yea wtf, a cup of coffee? she is gonna think yer a fag
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On January 13 2009 14:04 selboN wrote:
Lol nice... Should have chased her down just to let her know you were only talking to the bus and not her. I'm sure she would have felt much better then.
Dude, she would've just ran faster. Dur? -__-
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On January 13 2009 14:19 BanZu wrote:Show nested quote +On January 13 2009 14:04 selboN wrote:
Lol nice... Should have chased her down just to let her know you were only talking to the bus and not her. I'm sure she would have felt much better then. Dude, she would've just ran faster. Dur? -__-
He's being sarcastic...
Unless you're being sarcastic as well... Oh then the Irony...
but LOL, Nice story, I say you keep talking to yourself and get into more situations so we can all be entertained =).
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oh man I've had hundreds of these incidents :[
I know how awkward it is, especially when your daydreaming real hard about a bad experience.
But this one is pretty bad hehehe :
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It would have been funnier if you just said, "why yes me pretty, you!" And then laughed maniacally.
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5/5 omfg I cannot stop laughing
So... why do you talk aloud to yourself in public. I mean that is pretty odd you know.
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LOL, 5/5
On January 13 2009 14:50 Jonoman92 wrote:
5/5 omfg I cannot stop laughing
So... why do you talk aloud to yourself in public. I mean that is pretty odd you know.
I do it occasionally as well if I think no one's around.
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Its okay if you do weird/random/embarassing things when strangers are around because they are people who will never see you again. Even if they do, I highly doubt they are going to recognize you i.e. that girl never saw your face remember? :D
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This story cheered me up a lot.
Awkward stuff like this happens to me all the time.
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On January 13 2009 14:50 Jonoman92 wrote:
5/5 omfg I cannot stop laughing
So... why do you talk aloud to yourself in public. I mean that is pretty odd you know.
I was totally zoned out, I didn't know anybody was around cause it was so dark. lol.
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