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I hate Dark Templars [ICCUP story]

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clazziquai
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
6685 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-05 06:45:20
January 05 2009 06:44 GMT
#1
So wow, I'm pretty much pissed off. Let me tell you my story:

I'm playing on Terran, spawn at 1. Protoss (SCUM) spawns at 5.
Map is Andromeda.

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So he comes into my base and decidse to gas rush me, like a typical protoss scum

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BITCH! Every time a probe dies, I'm so happy

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Meanwhile this Protoss decides to be gay and proxy!

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I go into his base. He's cutting probes. Has no goon, no range. Hmm..proxy?! Caught him in the act! Faggot Protoss!

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Quickly build turrets! I scouted his build, this should be mine ez


BUT..............

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WOW?!

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GOOD GAME, SHIT HAPPENS. PROTOSS IS GAY!

GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGg

*****
#1 Sea.Really Fan / #1 Nesh Fan / Terran Forever~
LosingID8
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
CA10835 Posts
January 05 2009 06:46 GMT
#2
OMG i hate that so much

AF:KJSD:FLKJS:DLFKJASFADs
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LuckyFool
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States9015 Posts
January 05 2009 06:46 GMT
#3
It's done. It's 100% and full HP. It's finished.

WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36402 Posts
January 05 2009 06:47 GMT
#4
So, the moral of this story is you died to DT despite scouting it, playing a noob all in player, and having a ramp with an expo behind it.
@Hot_Bid on Twitter - ESPORTS life since 2010 - http://i.imgur.com/U2psw.png
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
January 05 2009 06:47 GMT
#5
I swear to god this same shit happened to me on ICCUP this morning.

Protoss is pig.
RIP Aaliyah
clazziquai
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
6685 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-05 06:49:18
January 05 2009 06:47 GMT
#6
I KNOW!
My win keke ^_- Should I report to the ICCUP admins?!

jkjk xD

These are like one of the moments where even one second makes a huuuuuuge difference.
That dt had low health too
#1 Sea.Really Fan / #1 Nesh Fan / Terran Forever~
deathgod6
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States5064 Posts
January 05 2009 06:52 GMT
#7
2nd turret? =O and yes, dang protoss scum!
4.0 GPA = A rank 5.0 GPA = Olympic --------- Bisu, Best, Fantasy. i ♥ oov. They can get in my BoxeR anyday.
clazziquai
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
6685 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-05 06:53:55
January 05 2009 06:53 GMT
#8
On January 05 2009 15:52 deathgod6 wrote:
2nd turret? =O and yes, dang protoss scum!


Yup, I build a second turret because I saw 2 gateways thus 2 dt's.
I think either way I would have lost after taking out that dt since he had 2 goons, but you never know......=.=;;
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sixghost
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States2096 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-05 06:55:28
January 05 2009 06:53 GMT
#9
nvm
mG.sixghost @ iCCup || One ling, two ling, three ling, four... Camp four gas, then ultra-whore . -Saracen
IzzyCraft
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States4487 Posts
January 05 2009 06:54 GMT
#10
Dark Archons hate Dark Templars for being so useful because they end up never getting any love.
I have ass for brains so,
even when I shit I'm droping knowledge.
clazziquai
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
6685 Posts
January 05 2009 06:55 GMT
#11
On January 05 2009 15:53 lgdDante wrote:
It took you 40 seconds from the time you saw the proxy tech to finish the turret?


Engineering bay was in the process of being built.
#1 Sea.Really Fan / #1 Nesh Fan / Terran Forever~
SK.Testie
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada11084 Posts
January 05 2009 06:55 GMT
#12
HB talkin' mad shit on you Clazz.
Grudge match imo.
Social Justice is a fools errand. May all the adherents at its church be thwarted. Of all the religions I have come across, it is by far the most detestable.
clazziquai
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
6685 Posts
January 05 2009 06:56 GMT
#13
On January 05 2009 15:55 MYM.Testie wrote:
HB talkin' mad shit on you Clazz.
Grudge match imo.


I'M READY WHENEVER HE IS! :D
#1 Sea.Really Fan / #1 Nesh Fan / Terran Forever~
Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
January 05 2009 06:56 GMT
#14
Playing protoss would be so much easier if I cheesed, I could probably make it all the way to D+. The entire reason that protoss players cheese terrans so often is that it is super easy and works often. Doesn't change the fact that it sucks though.

[SECRET FONT] "Dragoon bunker"
sixghost
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States2096 Posts
January 05 2009 06:56 GMT
#15
On January 05 2009 15:55 clazziquai wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 05 2009 15:53 lgdDante wrote:
It took you 40 seconds from the time you saw the proxy tech to finish the turret?


Engineering bay was in the process of being built.

lol yes I realized that after the fact
mG.sixghost @ iCCup || One ling, two ling, three ling, four... Camp four gas, then ultra-whore . -Saracen
Piste
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
6183 Posts
January 05 2009 06:58 GMT
#16
lol you scouted it coming and still lost? noob!!!1
clazziquai
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
6685 Posts
January 05 2009 06:59 GMT
#17
On January 05 2009 15:58 Piste wrote:
lol you scouted it coming and still lost? noob!!!1


i'm not that great =) C- at the highest
#1 Sea.Really Fan / #1 Nesh Fan / Terran Forever~
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24795 Posts
January 05 2009 06:59 GMT
#18
On January 05 2009 15:47 Hot_Bid wrote:
So, the moral of this story is you died to DT despite scouting it, playing a noob all in player, and having a ramp with an expo behind it.

Agree.

I think you are placing your blame in the wrong place.

I know it's the in thing to blame protoss for everything... but I feel like tomorrow you are going to wake up, stub your toe, and yell out "F YOU PROTOSS"
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
sixghost
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States2096 Posts
January 05 2009 06:59 GMT
#19
On January 05 2009 15:56 Fontong wrote:
Playing protoss would be so much easier if I cheesed, I could probably make it all the way to D+. The entire reason that protoss players cheese terrans so often is that it is super easy and works often. Doesn't change the fact that it sucks though.


It's part of the game for a reason though. 0 Scouting assumed, if the terran decides to skip an ebay/scanner/mines to prevent a DT rush, they are basically cheating the system to get a little further ahead in the game. And the T losing horribly to a DT rush is just starcrafts way of returning the favor.
mG.sixghost @ iCCup || One ling, two ling, three ling, four... Camp four gas, then ultra-whore . -Saracen
clazziquai
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
6685 Posts
January 05 2009 07:03 GMT
#20
On January 05 2009 15:59 micronesia wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 05 2009 15:47 Hot_Bid wrote:
So, the moral of this story is you died to DT despite scouting it, playing a noob all in player, and having a ramp with an expo behind it.

Agree.

I think you are placing your blame in the wrong place.

I know it's the in thing to blame protoss for everything... but I feel like tomorrow you are going to wake up, stub your toe, and yell out "F YOU PROTOSS"


I know I really shouldn't blame Protoss, but even before this game, I got dt rushed/cheesed 3 times in a row >.<

And the fact that my turret couldn't finish only made it worse, haha
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