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Race Wars: Part Two

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Dead9
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States4725 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-04 00:03:28
January 03 2009 23:51 GMT
#1
Second game of the day! I'm down 0-1, so I have to win the next two matches to come out positive. I spawn at the top of Destination as a tan Terran (ofc), and Atrioc spawns at the bottom as a purple Zerg.

I'm sad that last game's cheese didn't work out, so I decide to copy my friend's 8rax (which he stole from upmagic)
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Liftoff is awesome

Luckily for me, he decides to open with a 12hatch
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gogo 8rax power~

And (from the rep), I just noticed this:
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Can he see me? o_Oa

This ovie is actually quite annoying for the rest of the game
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He can't see me :D

Yep, pretty annoying
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He can see me D:

But he doesn't pull enough drones in time to kill the marines, so he tries to put up a creep
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pewpewpew

I manage to kill the creep and finish the bunker before the lings hatch
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I love it when sunkens pop

He ignores my bunker for a bit...
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Die hatch die!

...while his lings circle around back
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Wait... crap...

I'm scared of a counter, but luckily for me he does this
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At this point I have <1 marine in my base. Yep.

Anyways, the bunker goes down, but I manage to get quite a few drone kills
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All 3 scvs were already sniped

I come out of this slightly ahead:
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Is that gas I see?

He takes a ling and checks the ramp, so I grab a nearby scv and attempt to block. A bit later his zergling-blob runs into my base
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Anorexia is not good for your health. Stupid lings

He scouts my wraith-cheese and tries to kill the port (instead of my scvs)
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His zerglings are incompetent too

Just now, though, my vulture pop out
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Hallelujah!

After sniping the lings, he heads straight down to kill some drones
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Annoying ovie :[

But when he reaches the nat, he sees a total of 0 drones
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I was slightly confused here

He tries to head straight up the ramp, but gets denied
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Droner block!

He picks off one drone before two lings arrive
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pop

Zerglings don't counter vultures very well...
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pewpew

...but apparently drones do
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Poor vulture

Back at my base, another vulture is finishing up...
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I have no idea why I attached the machine shop before making the second one; I didn't tech any vulture-techs

...along with a wraith
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Notice the science facility

My barracks resumes production of marines and I lay down another one a couple of seconds later
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I have no idea why I addon'd the port early either, I only made 1 wraith and I never got cloak or anything

My second vulture heads straight down...
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Ovie again

...where he dies with a total of 0 kills
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The wraith's =( says it all

My wraith, however, meets no anti-air for quite a while...
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That's 4 drone kills and 1 ovie kill. Revenge for the vulture~

...but eventually he is forced to leave
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Good thing I didn't go hardcore wraiths, eh?

I also forgot to change my rally when I made my science vessel
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Hi thar droner~ Dunno what he was doing there (the drone I mean)

Back at my base, I lay down an academy...
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Whoopsies ^^"

...which is canceled as soon as my comsat finishes (now there's a line you don't see everyday, eh?)
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The bunkers were because I was scared of mutas. Kinda stupid of me, really, since I had a wraith-scout out...

At this point, though, I've massed up a decent-sized army
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Fear the terran ball!

I also notice a drone heading around the back of my base
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Oh no you don't

Once I reach his base, I abuse my irridiate and seige up in his base
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My tank is slow >_>

Once again, he sets up for a flank
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Uh oh

But I have enough marines to hold it off easily
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popop

He tries one more time, this time pulling drones to help. Since my army is mostly dead, I decide to irridiate my vessels while they sit on top of my marines. Pure genius, I know.
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Pro irridiating skeelz

But vessels are good for killing drones as well
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I love doing this

Thanks to my awe-inspiring macro, I have a massive force built up and heading in
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Fear my uber-macro

I decide to expand because of my large mineral surplus
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Liftoff <3

He manages to clean up my forces at his base with a couple of hydra-lurkers
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Should've used my pro irridiating skeelz

But reinforcements are on the way!
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Lings go pop when they die

Yeah, fear my marine-spread
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Marines go pop too

He comes in for a 1-lurker counter
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wat

Which manages to scare off all my scvs
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Does anyone know which match it was that NaDa (I think it was NaDa...) pulled scvs to kill lurkers? That was smexy

His lings come in shortly thereafter, but my blob manages to clean up his assault
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He ALMOST sniped the tank here

My tanks have less range than normal ones, I swear
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He sniped the tank here :[

After the lurker is cleaned up, my scvs head back to mine
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In case you haven't noticed, I forgot to lift my cc closer to the minerals x_x

My wraith notices a drone sitting at the zerg's 3rd
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This wraith paid for itself many, many times over

And once again, he brings lurkers back to counter
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Fine, they were almost-lurkers

But they get sniped as they morph
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pewpewpew

And once again I head towards his nat
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Boxer-esque marine micro

I send my wraith to patrol his possible expo-spots
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He never managed to snipe the annoying scouting ovie

At this point I can trade my vessels for scourge and come out ahead
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Okay, maybe that was an excuse for sloppy micro

There isn't much he can do as I seige up in his nat, though, and he taps out
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This blob finished off the bunker's job

GG! Tied at 1-1 (you could cheat and look at the results, but that would make you a cheater D:< )

BTW, I have quite a bit of homework to catch up on by Monday (I was lazy x_x), so part 3 might be kinda lame

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JudgeMathis
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Cuba1286 Posts
January 03 2009 23:56 GMT
#2
Nice game. Lol, I love the fourth picture.
Benching 225 is light weight. Soy Cubano y Boricua!
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
January 04 2009 00:01 GMT
#3
hahaha this is so awesome, nice game it looks like, and loved "It's morphin' time" hahaha.

Man if we had enough pple doing these it'd be worth having a subforum just for these ... what do you call these?
LuckyFool
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States9015 Posts
January 04 2009 00:01 GMT
#4
This battle report was WIN.

nice job man, sounds like a great game hahaha.
Night[Mare
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Mexico4793 Posts
January 04 2009 00:10 GMT
#5
i must say this is as good as a vod.

pretty entertaining!!
Teamliquidian townie
Loanshark
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
China3094 Posts
January 04 2009 00:13 GMT
#6
Hahah I love the drawn-in words and smileys and unhappy faces
No dough, no go. And no mercy.
ZidaneTribal
Profile Joined September 2007
United States2800 Posts
January 04 2009 00:13 GMT
#7
looks like it took a while to make o.o
fuck lag
Dead9
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States4725 Posts
January 04 2009 00:26 GMT
#8
On January 04 2009 09:13 ZidaneTribal wrote:
looks like it took a while to make o.o

Yes it did :[
SpiritoftheTunA
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States20903 Posts
January 04 2009 00:27 GMT
#9
i should make battlereports
but i lost the me vs xcetron reps
posting on liquid sites in current year
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
January 04 2009 00:30 GMT
#10
i love this pic

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lolol
Hates Fun🤔
naonao
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States847 Posts
January 04 2009 00:36 GMT
#11
nice comments :D lol at second acad
Saracen
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States5139 Posts
January 04 2009 00:46 GMT
#12
yesssssss part twoooooooo
il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
January 04 2009 00:48 GMT
#13
Nice battle reports! I like the subtitles too
Saracen
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States5139 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-04 01:42:51
January 04 2009 01:36 GMT
#14
EDIT: nvm i r stupid >_<
Zoler
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Sweden6339 Posts
January 04 2009 02:55 GMT
#15
wohooo part2

I love this
Lim Yo Hwan forever!
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
January 04 2009 03:01 GMT
#16
lol i love all the battlereports. :p
UNFUCK YOURSELF
Xstatic
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States765 Posts
January 04 2009 03:04 GMT
#17
LOL @ the confused vulture. Very entertaining writeup!
Snow - Protoss the way it was meant to be, one mindgame at a time ^^
LeperKahn
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Romania1852 Posts
January 04 2009 03:14 GMT
#18
These are very good. I love reading them! =D

5/5
CJ Entusman #14 • http://soundcloud.com/discodinosaur • https://discosaur.bandcamp.com/
fanta[Rn]
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Japan2465 Posts
January 04 2009 04:47 GMT
#19
great format, love it
Pokebunny
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States10654 Posts
January 04 2009 04:50 GMT
#20
On January 04 2009 12:14 LeperKahn wrote:
These are very good. I love reading them! =D

5/5


You would!
Semipro Terran player | Pokebunny#1710 | twitter.com/Pokebunny | twitch.tv/Pokebunny | facebook.com/PokebunnySC
Zapdos_Smithh
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada2620 Posts
January 04 2009 06:38 GMT
#21
lol nice
Phearlock
Profile Joined December 2007
Norway400 Posts
January 05 2009 12:30 GMT
#22
I love reading funny battlereports, thanks for making me smile for a while =D
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
January 07 2009 00:42 GMT
#23
Awesome report!

YianKutKu
Profile Joined January 2009
United States142 Posts
January 07 2009 07:37 GMT
#24
Dead I love your battle reports!
hwighting!
DeepGreen
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States175 Posts
January 07 2009 14:08 GMT
#25
Hilarious, really great writeup. Looking forward to #3!
So I told him your car was like that when I got here and as for your grandmother she shouldnt have mouthed off like that
Salv
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Canada3083 Posts
January 07 2009 14:15 GMT
#26
Hahaha, very funny. I can appreciate the effort and time it takes to make them
Vex
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Ireland454 Posts
January 07 2009 16:51 GMT
#27
Frickin awsum, laughed all the way thru
"Bonjwa" is the most retarded word ever. Wtf does it even sound like.
Antipathy
Profile Joined June 2008
United States222 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-08 08:54:19
January 08 2009 08:54 GMT
#28
Fusion Cutters : ]
"All give some, some give all"
HeadBangaa
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States6512 Posts
January 08 2009 09:44 GMT
#29
Dead9 likes to rebuild after he says he's dead. Always eliminate him.
People who fail to distinguish Socratic Method from malicious trolling are sadly stupid and not worth a response.
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