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EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22261 Posts
January 03 2009 10:59 GMT
#41
On January 03 2009 19:55 RaGe wrote:
juicy puertorican dating stories plz


I thought rek had higher standards
Moderatorhttp://carbonleaf.yuku.com/topic/408/t/So-I-proposed-at-a-Carbon-Leaf-concert.html ***** RIP Geoff
RaGe
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Belgium9950 Posts
January 03 2009 11:01 GMT
#42
no he doesn't
Moderatorsometimes I get intimidated by the size of my right testicle
Rayzorblade
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States1172 Posts
January 03 2009 11:29 GMT
#43
On January 03 2009 17:12 Rekrul wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 03 2009 17:04 RebirthOfLeGenD wrote:
May I suggest reading every final edit ever made?

Or you can do the practical thing, walk out into the hallway and smack the nearest cleaning lady with 500$ and your room key and request demand a turn on service with a happy ending.


final edits really bore me, not so epic when you've taken shots of soju with boxer

500 is way too much and these cleaning ladies are kinda old LOL

in the country areas of korea they have this thing where u call and they send a girl to ur room and u buy coffee off her and if u like her then u negotiate how much it is and if not u just say well thanks for the coffee gtfo

i was really drunk and did it once a couple years ago but once the girl came in i just couldn't bring myself to do it so i kept drinking coffee and lecturing her about why she should stop being a whore

good times


LOL

in buenos aries me and two guys got stuck in an elevator with a whore (that one of the guys was gonna fuck) and the other guy got on his cell and was talking to someone while we waited for the hotel to fix the elevator

and the guy's going "blah blah blah stuck with this dirty fucking whore in an elevator" "fuckin' slut dirty selling herself" and etc. and then the whore started crying and we're standing in this dimly-lit elevator like "ummmmm" while she's balling her eyes out

the other guy (who was gonna fuck the whore) was like "shut the fuck up you assholes!!!"

when we got out of the elevator the whore was still crying and she even demanded to get paid cos we ("wasted her time") were stuck in there for like 1 1/2 hours, but we just told her to fuck off, roooofl.

god, I miss the navy.
Liquid`Drone
Profile Joined September 2002
Norway28894 Posts
January 03 2009 12:01 GMT
#44
read books
im telling you, go buy gregory david robertson's book shantaram
then read it
you'll thoroughly enjoy every second of the 900+ page adventure!!!
Moderator
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
January 03 2009 14:07 GMT
#45
On January 03 2009 20:29 Rayzorblade wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 03 2009 17:12 Rekrul wrote:
On January 03 2009 17:04 RebirthOfLeGenD wrote:
May I suggest reading every final edit ever made?

Or you can do the practical thing, walk out into the hallway and smack the nearest cleaning lady with 500$ and your room key and request demand a turn on service with a happy ending.


final edits really bore me, not so epic when you've taken shots of soju with boxer

500 is way too much and these cleaning ladies are kinda old LOL

in the country areas of korea they have this thing where u call and they send a girl to ur room and u buy coffee off her and if u like her then u negotiate how much it is and if not u just say well thanks for the coffee gtfo

i was really drunk and did it once a couple years ago but once the girl came in i just couldn't bring myself to do it so i kept drinking coffee and lecturing her about why she should stop being a whore

good times


LOL

in buenos aries me and two guys got stuck in an elevator with a whore (that one of the guys was gonna fuck) and the other guy got on his cell and was talking to someone while we waited for the hotel to fix the elevator

and the guy's going "blah blah blah stuck with this dirty fucking whore in an elevator" "fuckin' slut dirty selling herself" and etc. and then the whore started crying and we're standing in this dimly-lit elevator like "ummmmm" while she's balling her eyes out

the other guy (who was gonna fuck the whore) was like "shut the fuck up you assholes!!!"

when we got out of the elevator the whore was still crying and she even demanded to get paid cos we ("wasted her time") were stuck in there for like 1 1/2 hours, but we just told her to fuck off, roooofl.

god, I miss the navy.


so mean : ( lol

lol @ rek lecturing and spamming coffee rofl
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
SilverSkyLark
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Philippines8437 Posts
January 03 2009 14:12 GMT
#46
God this is thread more epic than a Final Edit...
"If i lost an arm, I would play w3." -IntoTheWow || "Member of Hyuk Hyuk Hyuk cafe. He's the next Jaedong, baby!"
Puosu
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
7067 Posts
January 03 2009 14:56 GMT
#47
thanks to you we all know that foreigners suck, but lets go a bit deeper.

china vs usa vs europe

which one sucks hardest? which one has the most suckers sucking hard?
kdog3683
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States916 Posts
January 03 2009 15:09 GMT
#48
On January 03 2009 21:01 Liquid`Drone wrote:
read books
im telling you, go buy gregory david robertson's book shantaram
then read it
you'll thoroughly enjoy every second of the 900+ page adventure!!!


Rek's more of the movie type imo
Multiply your efforts.
ilovezil
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States4143 Posts
January 03 2009 16:01 GMT
#49
Get on a good computer by tonight and we'll get some good micro tournies going.
village_idiot
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
2436 Posts
January 03 2009 17:45 GMT
#50
It is time for rekrul to settle down and start a family.
naonao
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States847 Posts
January 03 2009 18:03 GMT
#51
On January 03 2009 18:54 fearus wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 03 2009 17:12 Rekrul wrote:
On January 03 2009 17:04 RebirthOfLeGenD wrote:
May I suggest reading every final edit ever made?

Or you can do the practical thing, walk out into the hallway and smack the nearest cleaning lady with 500$ and your room key and request demand a turn on service with a happy ending.


and lecturing her about why she should stop being a whore




wtf!!!

stop this immediately!!!!

ya rekrul stopit! unless she was ugly
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
January 03 2009 18:28 GMT
#52
On January 03 2009 19:55 RaGe wrote:
juicy puertorican date rape stories plz

ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
January 03 2009 21:24 GMT
#53
alright im on the brink

stories about our favorite characters

me taste susie porto

the book begins
why so 진지해?
ZZangDreamjOy
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada959 Posts
January 03 2009 21:24 GMT
#54
^^ This is gonna be great.
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