SK.Soul[pG] War Wagon.

Sfydjklm

United States9218 Posts

November 10 2008 21:39 GMT

Androide, you failed me. I drove your warwagon zhiguli with pride and honor but your directions were no good, and we drove straight into the great wall of china. The epic warwagon is no more.

Fortunately there is a new warwagon in town. The great, the magnificent, the incredible Ivan "(orky)~SK.64AMD.Soul[pg]" Demidov is taking over the torch. If there is a man for the job, to make Mother Russia proud, its him.

We had to build a new warwagon just for this occasion

Full-fledged warrior, he is one bad motherfucker with 5 wins over Korean progamers under his belt and 3 time WCG participation.

He was so fast you'd need a slow mo camera to see what's going on.

His greatest victory came come 2003, when he invaded Czechia like it was 1968 all over again, sweeping AMD PG Challenge and pocketing a 1000 bucks!

Soul seducing camera?woman(i hope!) with sultry pose and expensive wine. Pimping since 2003 BIATCH

Well, he is about to top his own record. The uber talented and uber handsome Ivan has made it into the final table of the biggest poker tournament of the year. The WSOP. Yesterday he did his job and dodged all the bullets, making, predictably, into top 2. This means that he will now make at least 5,809,595 US dollars. Thats nice. Put not nice enough! Because first place offers almost twice as much- 9,152,416. That 9 motherfucking million dollars. In his way however, a tough challenge- young internet prodigy Peter Eastgate from Denmark. However even if you're Dane, there is a good reason to not support him, channeling all your positive thoughts for Demidov.

Peter is gay. And he tortures puppies. If he wins he'll be able to buy over 3000 purebred chihuahua puppies to kill.

Rally, my brothers! Support your sons, in the quest to take over the world! SAY YES TO IVAN. SAY YES TO STARCRAFT.

Demidov is focused on kicking ass.

Hold on. That's not right.

Demidov is focused on kicking ass.

Much better.

Think of the puppies. Jump on the warwagon.

WAR SOUL!!!!!!

Sfydjklm

United States9218 Posts

November 10 2008 21:42 GMT

Cant do without this.

Sfydjklm

United States9218 Posts

November 10 2008 21:46 GMT

The final showdown starts at 1AM EST(in approximately 8 hr 30 minutes).
For text updates you can go here.

For audio updates with some visuals go here, i think.

masami.sc

United States445 Posts

November 10 2008 22:14 GMT

Propaganda? Haha. Well, that's pretty sweet I guess... Wow, I wish I were good at poker, I really need money. Damn.

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