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If Stork Wins: Possible Thread Titles

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Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
October 29 2008 05:05 GMT
#1
Even the possibility of Stork winning a title spawned dozens of new threads. What will happen if he actually follows through?

[spoiler]Winner of Fantasy vs Stork Appreciation Thread
[spoiler]Stork Bonjwa?
[spoiler]Who's your Protoss king?
Stork: NOT 2nd Place
[H]Stork Build
Stork: Sweep OSL, MSL, WCG?
TLFE: Jurassic Park: Return of the Dino Toss
Have my babies plox
[H]KILLING STORK
[R]Update Power Rank! Stork #1?
[spoiler]World Ending?

But seriously now, Stork is looking very very hot right now. He stopped the Best bandwagon(of which I was a memeber) right in its tracks, in a very convincing manner. Hell, he even made Best look like a little boy just waiting to be taken to school. Before he lost a game to forGG in the MSL he was on a 12 win streak against terran, including wins against forGG, mind, and Sea. Why does this king of second place suddenly have what it takes?

Stork's execution is often flawless, his units engage the enemy exactly the way that will deal maximum damage. When Stork and BeSt clashed on Plasma, Stork's dragoons were in a far better position and utterly crushed the army of the former PvP god. Can we see a Royal Roader this season? Not if Stork has anything to say about it.

Fantasy's play just hasn't been inspiring enough to make me think he can win. Is the victory of the king of second place now inevitable?

*
[SECRET FONT] "Dragoon bunker"
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
October 29 2008 05:14 GMT
#2
"[Q]What cleans stains, i think i just came.."
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
OGzan
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States289 Posts
October 29 2008 05:16 GMT
#3
Guess who got second again?
(Zan) :: http://www.twitch.tv/byzantiumsc :: Terran Player currently teamless ::
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36402 Posts
October 29 2008 05:28 GMT
#4
if he wins? stork is guaranteed to win and break his curse no problem he will win
@Hot_Bid on Twitter - ESPORTS life since 2010 - http://i.imgur.com/U2psw.png
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
October 29 2008 05:29 GMT
#5
[Q]Since Stork won does this mean he will stop delivering babies as a day job?
RIP Aaliyah
Zortch
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada635 Posts
October 29 2008 05:32 GMT
#6
On October 29 2008 14:28 Hot_Bid wrote:
if he wins? stork is guaranteed to win and break his curse no problem he will win

QFT
Respect is everything. ~ARchon
Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
October 29 2008 05:36 GMT
#7
On October 29 2008 14:28 Hot_Bid wrote:
if he wins? stork is guaranteed to win and break his curse no problem he will win

If that post had continued for at least another sentence I would be sure that you were being sarcastic. As it is, I can't tell.

[SECRET FONT] "Dragoon bunker"
zer0das
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States8519 Posts
October 29 2008 05:41 GMT
#8
A better thread title: The Alchemist

Turns silver into gold.
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36402 Posts
October 29 2008 05:41 GMT
#9
On October 29 2008 14:36 Fontong wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 29 2008 14:28 Hot_Bid wrote:
if he wins? stork is guaranteed to win and break his curse no problem he will win

If that post had continued for at least another sentence I would be sure that you were being sarcastic. As it is, I can't tell.


whats sarcastic he will win 3 titles guaranteed no questions asked, we should make all these threads now
@Hot_Bid on Twitter - ESPORTS life since 2010 - http://i.imgur.com/U2psw.png
Pyrrhuloxia
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States6700 Posts
October 29 2008 05:43 GMT
#10
On October 29 2008 14:36 Fontong wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 29 2008 14:28 Hot_Bid wrote:
if he wins? stork is guaranteed to win and break his curse no problem he will win

If that post had continued for at least another sentence I would be sure that you were being sarcastic. As it is, I can't tell.


He's admitted elsewhere that he is trying to jinx Stork. What he doesn't realize is that he can't jinx anyone on purpose through that method because he's praising Stork in bad faith.
Nightmarjoo
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
United States3360 Posts
October 29 2008 05:46 GMT
#11
On October 29 2008 14:41 zer0das wrote:
A better thread title: The Alchemist

Turns silver into gold.

this. I lol'd

How about, "What will you do before the world ends?"
aka Lyra; My favourites: July, Stork, Draco, MistrZZZ, TheStc, LastShadow - www.broodwarmaps.net - for all your mapping needs; check my stream: high masters mech terran: twitch.tv/lyrathegreat
mSLeGenD
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
115 Posts
October 29 2008 05:51 GMT
#12
Before he lost a game to forGG in the MSL he was on a 12 win streak against terran, including wins against forGG, mind, and Sea. Why does this king of second place suddenly have what it takes?

This isn't really true, stork has owned like this once before, he just never gets to gold, he chokes in the final. It's kind of sad considering how incredible he is before he gets to a final. But this time I could see him winning and I want him to Stork needs that gold and as soon as he gets one I can see a wave of them coming.

Stork has been a bonjwa without the gold basically. He shit stomps EVERYONE (except Bonjwa's with gold) until he gets into the final, then he just typically loses that flare.
My nationality is NOT Canadian, And that's all you need to know.
ilovejonn
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Canada2548 Posts
October 29 2008 06:00 GMT
#13
yes he will become utter noob once it hits the finals and then get another silver


(that i hope xP, but I want Stork to win as well, shieett)
Snowflakes in January, Heart warm like February, I wouldn't ordinarily..
ambit!ous1
Profile Joined September 2007
United States3662 Posts
October 29 2008 06:20 GMT
#14
Stork will win OSL no doubt
Bisu[Shield] / ♔ SoYeon
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
October 29 2008 07:05 GMT
#15
If he wins OSL his new nickname is now The Alchemist.

Genius idea.
RIP Aaliyah
SpiralArchitect
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States2116 Posts
October 29 2008 08:18 GMT
#16
Hes damaged goods at this point, hes a one legged dog in a four legged world.
TeamLiquids #1 illiterate writer, writin dem wordz is de hardz.
Baddieko
Profile Joined October 2008
Singapore855 Posts
October 29 2008 08:59 GMT
#17
the warning signs are there again. Although i am stork's fan, there is a chance he might get cheesed out. at EVER 2007 and Bacchus 2008, he beaten flash and JD at the early rounds and got overconfident. Now he has beaten fantasy at same stage, I hope he do not lose his mental strength again.
MrHoon *
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
10183 Posts
October 29 2008 10:33 GMT
#18
On October 29 2008 17:59 Baddieko wrote:
the warning signs are there again. Although i am stork's fan, there is a chance he might get cheesed out. at EVER 2007 and Bacchus 2008, he beaten flash and JD at the early rounds and got overconfident. Now he has beaten fantasy at same stage, I hope he do not lose his mental strength again.

Bisu, well he was a dick in the bisu final. He deserved the silver.

Ever it was Jaedong, a royal Roader who nobody knew at all. I mean even Lecaf Oz players practiced with Stork because they thought Jaedong would drop early.

And Bacchus, well, Stork came in and confidently said "I CAN BEAT FLASH'S ANTI CARRIER BUILD I PRACTICED ALL MONTH FOR IT" and Flash did 3 timing pushes instead.

Stork should've learned his lesson by now.
dats racist
29 fps
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States5725 Posts
October 29 2008 12:22 GMT
#19
what about the opposite effect? like, he gets THREE silvers... i think he'd go crazy
4v4 is a battle of who has the better computer.
Hittegods
Profile Joined April 2007
Stockholm4642 Posts
October 29 2008 19:16 GMT
#20
Old joke finally dead
Dead horse escapes beating
This neo violence, pure self defiance
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