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MarklarMarklar
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Fiji1823 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-18 20:11:50
September 18 2008 19:33 GMT
#1
So I do make crappy blogs, with occasional gems and ones with great responses, anyway, it's my freaky life and i'm just blogging, while stoned but still.

I was denied access less than 24 hours ago, I was making out with this insanely religious girl who has hallelujah tattooed on her friggin wrist, anyway, it ended up in bed. But when everything but underwear were gone, she was drippin' wet and everything but still somehow had the nerv to put it off to another time. And i was sucking on her titty when she told me. God damnit.

Anyway I think i'm going to start posting facebook pictures of these girls, this is the religious one bowling /w me, shes 18 and a real cutie.

[image loading]

Poll: I'm a son of a bitch.
(Vote): yes
(Vote): You're just a man

there will probably be a follow up to this blog after saturday, cause that is the day i'm going to see her again at some really gay fashion show( no seriously, its called like gay fashion or something) and then an after party til 2am, then i'll make a play for her place again.

*
hello there
SpiralArchitect
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States2116 Posts
September 18 2008 19:37 GMT
#2
Its consentual if you dont hear her say no right?
TeamLiquids #1 illiterate writer, writin dem wordz is de hardz.
MarklarMarklar
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Fiji1823 Posts
September 18 2008 19:39 GMT
#3
Well I didn't listen to a word she said up til about then anyway, so you're on to something
hello there
funkie
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Venezuela9376 Posts
September 18 2008 19:43 GMT
#4
lol.

failure.
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il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
September 18 2008 19:47 GMT
#5
Sorry about your luck
kpcrew
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Korea (South)1071 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-18 19:52:22
September 18 2008 19:51 GMT
#6
"but still somehow had the nerv to put it off to another time."


you just posted some girl's picture. a girl that most, if not all, of the members of this site have never seen before. you just told the aforementioned members about how you almost fucked her. and you think it's ok to just go on her facebook, post pictures of her on an internet gaming forum, where you don't know anyone.

and shes the one who had the nerve to do something?

you arent even man enough to put up a picture of yourself
Clan Lzuruha
MarklarMarklar
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Fiji1823 Posts
September 18 2008 19:52 GMT
#7
On September 19 2008 04:43 funkie wrote:
lol.

failure.

404
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MarklarMarklar
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Fiji1823 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-18 19:57:22
September 18 2008 19:56 GMT
#8
took this for u just now

limp wrist'd

[image loading]


hello there
kpcrew
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Korea (South)1071 Posts
September 18 2008 19:59 GMT
#9
doesn't change the fact that you put up another person's picture without their permission (im assuming that most girls dont want their pictures to be put up on the internet) and posted a shitload of private information that would completely embarrass them
Clan Lzuruha
MarklarMarklar
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Fiji1823 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-18 20:01:21
September 18 2008 20:01 GMT
#10
Pretend the girl i posted aint really the one i'm speaking of, and i just found a random photo on the internet somewhere
hello there
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-18 20:04:34
September 18 2008 20:03 GMT
#11
hahahaahha
well i for one think tl is , if anything, the only place u would want to post these things
much better than bragging to IRL friends- that could potentialy cause damage
here it's just hilarious
BLUEBALLED?
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
Nytefish
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United Kingdom4282 Posts
September 18 2008 20:06 GMT
#12
Maybe you were doing something wrong, like maybe you didn't have a boner because you're in fact gay? O_o
No I'm never serious.
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32097 Posts
September 18 2008 20:09 GMT
#13
If there's a god, he'd come in, let this bullshit thread go on for a page or two, and then just ban kpcrew and MarklarMarklar.

Did someone take a dump in both your gene pools? Holy fuck.
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XCetron
Profile Joined November 2006
5226 Posts
September 18 2008 20:13 GMT
#14
a page or two? well your requirement is already half way met.
Biff The Understudy
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
France7925 Posts
September 18 2008 20:14 GMT
#15
Why are you trying to screw an insanely religious girl?

Must be boring as hell.
The fellow who is out to burn things up is the counterpart of the fool who thinks he can save the world. The world needs neither to be burned up nor to be saved. The world is, we are. Transients, if we buck it; here to stay if we accept it. ~H.Miller
MarklarMarklar
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Fiji1823 Posts
September 18 2008 20:14 GMT
#16
Alright took down the photo of her, anyway, I had a great boner so i'm totally not gay, but I do admit i'm possibly bisexual. Never explored that part of my sexuality, will you do it /w me nytefish?

ill kiss u
hello there
Nytefish
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United Kingdom4282 Posts
September 18 2008 20:16 GMT
#17
Totally dude!
No I'm never serious.
MarklarMarklar
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Fiji1823 Posts
September 18 2008 20:16 GMT
#18
On September 19 2008 05:14 Biff The Understudy wrote:
Why are you trying to screw an insanely religious girl?

Must be boring as hell.


it's on my to do list.
hello there
pubbanana
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3063 Posts
September 18 2008 20:19 GMT
#19
A religious Swedish girl. That's weird.
Wachet, stehet im Glauben, seid männlich und seid stark.
Masamune
Profile Joined January 2007
Canada3401 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-18 20:32:45
September 18 2008 20:22 GMT
#20
On September 19 2008 05:09 Hawk wrote:
If there's a god, he'd come in, let this bullshit thread go on for a page or two, and then just ban kpcrew and MarklarMarklar.

Did someone take a dump in both your gene pools? Holy fuck.

Actually, you may think from one or two blogs that this guy needs to be banned (depending on if you've seen the really bad ones) BUT, it's not like he's posting this shit in the general forums or anything. It's his blog, let him have fun with it. I read through this blog and then decided to look at his other ones and overall, they're actually not that bad, some of them are kinda funny really. Not to mention that this blog had pictures in it (lol, maybe some were in poor taste but w/e), and when compared to other blogs, there are a lot less interesting ones; no, I don't want to do your fucking physics homework for you, I don't give a shit if hate some espn writers, and no, I don't give a shit about that underage girl you may or may not have a chance with.
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