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Ozarugold
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
2716 Posts
September 04 2008 06:14 GMT
#1
1. If you have trouble opening a jar lid, wear a latex glove to have more grip when prying the lid open.

2. If you are ever shipwrecked at sea, never drink the sea water as it will dehydrate you like no other.

3. If an alligator ever grabs a hold of something, such as your leg, poking it in the eye will make it let it go. Usually...


this is my quote.
SiZ.FaNtAsY
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)1497 Posts
September 04 2008 06:20 GMT
#2
4. If you need to learn useful things, read this man's blog.
Karma is a bitch
xhuwin
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States476 Posts
September 04 2008 06:41 GMT
#3
http://tradetricks.org/
xyn
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-04 06:46:11
September 04 2008 06:44 GMT
#4
I have my own useful advice I discovered :O

If you want to open a tough jar, like apple sauce, or pickles... Take a knife, and jab a little hole in the top. It'll even out the air pressure and the jar will be easy as pie to open. Don't do it with smelly food you intend to put back into the fridge though

I R CREATIVE

PS: There's also pouring hot water over the lid... but that's messier than my solution, and everyone who isn't retarded already knows that.
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
September 04 2008 06:48 GMT
#5
The other solution to the jar problem is using a short knife and sticking the tip of it UNDER the lid, by the wall of the jar, so as to pry it open a little bit and possible relieve the pressure. Even if no pressure escapes, it will be easier to twist off a slightly imperfect lid.
Peace~
ThePhan2m
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Norway2751 Posts
September 04 2008 07:10 GMT
#6
and another is to actually USE your strength ^^
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
September 04 2008 07:15 GMT
#7
If you ever get your penis stuck in some sort of slot or hole, don't freak out - do something that distracts you and uses your brain.

The blood will flow out of your erection, and you will be able to safely pull your penis out.
Titusmaster6
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States5937 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-04 08:34:52
September 04 2008 08:34 GMT
#8
On September 04 2008 16:15 travis wrote:
If you ever get your penis stuck in some sort of slot or hole, don't freak out - do something that distracts you and uses your brain.

The blood will flow out of your erection, and you will be able to safely pull your penis out.


But what if she insists...
Shorts down shorts up, BOOM, just like that.
Aerox
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Malaysia1213 Posts
September 04 2008 08:43 GMT
#9
Another brute-force method for the jar lids when any of those methods don't work is to take a strong solid rod like the base of your knife/spoon/fork/screwdriver and pummel it at the center of the lid causing it to sort of curve in. Do it until it is easy to unscrew the lid or until you can pluck it out(more likely non-resealable).
"Eyes in the sky."
DownMaxX
Profile Joined August 2008
Canada1311 Posts
September 04 2008 10:15 GMT
#10
Some of the only memories I have of Warcraft 2 are two of the "random tips" at the start of a match: Never pet a burning dog, and never spit into the wind.
parasite
XCetron
Profile Joined November 2006
5226 Posts
September 04 2008 11:03 GMT
#11
screw these tips, use pure strength to open the jar.
29 fps
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States5725 Posts
September 04 2008 11:54 GMT
#12
or crack it and use a spoon to reap the goods
4v4 is a battle of who has the better computer.
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
September 04 2008 14:36 GMT
#13
Fuck it, might as well just throw that fucker against the floor and get to it. Forget saving some for later, that's what pussies!
Peace~
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