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useLess
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States4781 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-28 06:43:48
August 28 2008 06:43 GMT
#1
Im having an argument with my friend. He says he tucks his penis up. I say it should be tucked to the right, to counter the lean to the left. He says thats the wrong way to do it, so naturally Id ask tl.net


[image loading]

Poll: Where do you tuck your dick?
(Vote): to the left
(Vote): to the right
(Vote): down the center
(Vote): straight up


***
Moonlight Shadow
Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
August 28 2008 06:44 GMT
#2
top left of the pants
Science without religion is lame, Religion without science is blind
Fobbish
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
Korea (South)1071 Posts
August 28 2008 06:45 GMT
#3
rawl

it depends on situation.
강함은 타고나는 것이 아니라 만들어 지는 것이다! - 외인구단
29 fps
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States5725 Posts
August 28 2008 06:46 GMT
#4
where is "straight out thru the zipper"?
4v4 is a battle of who has the better computer.
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
August 28 2008 06:46 GMT
#5
up or down.. hmm
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
boesthius
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States11637 Posts
August 28 2008 06:51 GMT
#6
--- Nuked ---
fusionsdf
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada15390 Posts
August 28 2008 06:54 GMT
#7
jacket pocket
SKT_Best: "I actually chose Protoss because it was so hard for me to defeat Protoss as a Terran. When I first started Brood War, my main race was Terran."
CommanderFluffy
Profile Joined June 2008
Taiwan1059 Posts
August 28 2008 07:00 GMT
#8
i loled
Pain is temporary, but glory is forever.
Centric
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States1989 Posts
August 28 2008 07:03 GMT
#9
Best "Location" thread ever.
Super serious.
iori_LT
Profile Joined May 2003
Lithuania675 Posts
August 28 2008 07:04 GMT
#10
haha ask TL, we know everything! :D

to the left btw :D
addicted to TL.net
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
August 28 2008 07:09 GMT
#11
I tuck it in my ass
It's that long.
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
Klockan3
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Sweden2866 Posts
August 28 2008 07:10 GMT
#12
It depends on your penis. If you had his penis you would probably also tuck it up.
yubee
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States3826 Posts
August 28 2008 07:14 GMT
#13
in my shoe
Klockan3
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Sweden2866 Posts
August 28 2008 07:28 GMT
#14
On August 28 2008 16:14 yubee wrote:
in my shoe

Putting a shoe on your crotch will probably get the girls wild!
Mora
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Canada5235 Posts
August 28 2008 07:40 GMT
#15
On August 28 2008 16:10 Klockan3 wrote:
It depends on your penis. If you had his penis you would probably also tuck it up.


true!
Happiness only real when shared.
Mora
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Canada5235 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-28 08:01:45
August 28 2008 07:41 GMT
#16
if your dick curves up putting it down your pants won't be comfortable (not to mention really visible).

hahaha this thread reminds me of another: Which way do you REALLY curve?.

hmmm... i haven't changed one fuckin' bit. minus the passionate defensiveness ahahahaa.
Happiness only real when shared.
Bub
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States3518 Posts
August 28 2008 07:50 GMT
#17
Up and slight to the right. My fuck stick is slightly bent to the left so I like to keep it more to the right, in an attempt to straighten it out.
XK ßubonic
Ozarugold
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
2716 Posts
August 28 2008 08:03 GMT
#18
I just let mine swing all over the place. Be free be free...
this is my quote.
OneOther
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States10774 Posts
August 28 2008 08:05 GMT
#19
left
useLess
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States4781 Posts
August 28 2008 08:37 GMT
#20
On August 28 2008 16:50 Bub wrote:
Up and slight to the right. My fuck stick is slightly bent to the left so I like to keep it more to the right, in an attempt to straighten it out.


THIS
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