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IzzyCraft
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States4487 Posts
August 28 2008 08:43 GMT
#21
to the right. Unless it's fucked up by sitting for a long time and unable to adjust
I have ass for brains so,
even when I shit I'm droping knowledge.
Piste
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
6183 Posts
August 28 2008 08:48 GMT
#22
in a pussy and sometimes in my pants.
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
August 28 2008 08:51 GMT
#23
wtf lol
alpskomleko
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Slovenia950 Posts
August 28 2008 09:01 GMT
#24
I carry it in a Louis Vuitton pouch lined with silk.
players do games, press mens do their things. and fans do make good cheers.
Elric
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom1327 Posts
August 28 2008 10:09 GMT
#25
^lol

I was expecting a complete troll thread with an opener like "WHER IS MY PENIS PLX?"
intrigue
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Washington, D.C9935 Posts
August 28 2008 10:17 GMT
#26
detachable
Moderatorsloppy little slug
mikeymoo
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada7170 Posts
August 28 2008 11:37 GMT
#27
Dooooooooooooooo your balls hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot?
Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you throw 'em over your shoulder like a continental soldier?
Do your balls. Hang. Low?
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JWD
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States12607 Posts
August 28 2008 13:04 GMT
#28
I tuck right, but lean right as well. Kind of makes me worried I'll aggravate the problem.
✌
Piy
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Scotland3152 Posts
August 28 2008 13:17 GMT
#29
Awesome thread. I'm going with down.
My. Copy. Is. Here.
DownMaxX
Profile Joined August 2008
Canada1311 Posts
August 28 2008 14:09 GMT
#30
Hahaha. A++ blog.

To the left. <<
parasite
AttackZerg
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States7584 Posts
August 28 2008 14:16 GMT
#31
I wear baggy pants and don't have a small cock so...... unless I'm cop'n wood there is no reason to not let him find out where he wants to rest.

Btw did you observe that your friends cock was mis-tucked .... I mean that is quite the conversation... "Dude your cock is tucked all wrong"
CapO
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States1615 Posts
August 28 2008 14:22 GMT
#32
tuck it in LEFT. i always thought putting a wallet in the back right pocket and tucking a penis in left were common knowledge?
SNSD fan
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
August 28 2008 15:22 GMT
#33
you cant tuck it anywhere if you choose to not wear pants
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
clazziquai
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
6685 Posts
August 28 2008 15:39 GMT
#34
On August 28 2008 15:51 boesthius wrote:
in my anus


LOL
#1 Sea.Really Fan / #1 Nesh Fan / Terran Forever~
semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
August 28 2008 16:18 GMT
#35
top drawer of nightstand next to the bed.
Moderator
selboN
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States2523 Posts
August 28 2008 16:23 GMT
#36
On August 28 2008 16:09 HeavOnEarth wrote:
I tuck it in my ass
It's that long.

You're azn <.< *points to the door*
"That's what happens when you're using a mouse made out of glass!" -Tasteless (Referring to ZergBong)
Krohm
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Canada1857 Posts
August 28 2008 16:30 GMT
#37
I tuck mine down by my left ankle.
Not bad for a cat toy.
Falcynn
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3597 Posts
August 28 2008 16:40 GMT
#38
On August 28 2008 23:16 AttackZerg wrote:
I wear baggy pants and don't have a small cock so...... unless I'm cop'n wood there is no reason to not let him find out where he wants to rest.

Btw did you observe that your friends cock was mis-tucked .... I mean that is quite the conversation... "Dude your cock is tucked all wrong"
Until this I wasn't really sure exactly what you guys were talking about, but yeah, my pants are usually fairly baggy (and my cock is only about average) so I rarely worry about which way it's tucked.
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32280 Posts
August 28 2008 16:59 GMT
#39
in ur mom
Moderator<:3-/-<
XCetron
Profile Joined November 2006
5226 Posts
August 28 2008 17:00 GMT
#40
in the Portal
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