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ToKoreaWithLove
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Norway10161 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-23 10:41:08
July 23 2008 10:18 GMT
#1
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The most common soap making process today is the cold process method, where fats such as rendered lard react with lye.


I've been using the same soap for 4 years, 3 months and 7 days. It is a good soap, reliable, gets me clean, and I can always count on this soap. It's not the most exciting soap, but it is socially accepted, and while a little dull it is the safe choice. I tried quite a lot of other soaps, but only for a night at a time. However I quickly got bored with its plain looks, yellow color and over time it grew on me and I found it less and less appealing, to the point where I would go for weeks without even using it. I quit it in january.

I found a new kind of soap about 5 months ago. Great soap, with pretty brownish colors and a very nice design. The kind of soap everyone wants. Using this soap was a pleasure, and I've never felt so clean as I did with this soap. The Ferrari of soaps. The Brad Pitt of soaps. Tyler Durden envies the people who made this soap. I would have stuck with this soap, but for the fact that it was very very slippery. I found it increasingly hard to use, and so the fateful day came when it evaded my wet hands, fell to the white porcelaine tiles and slid away. Once again I was left searching for soap.

Soap is made from either vegetable, human or animal fats. Sodium tallowate, a fatty acid sometimes used to make soaps, is derived from tallow, which is rendered from cattle or sheep tissue


Recently I've been lucky enough to find 3 exciting new soaps. They are as different as sun and sand, yet tied together tight as water and whale. I'm leaning slightly to the white one. Its design is as fabulous as the previous one. It's made from the finest human fat in existence, polished and molded by caring hands, carefully wrapped in the finest silk. Unwrapping it is done in a hurried, careful manner, the joy of unwrapping something special weighted against the desire to reach the fantastic product.

Red. A red bar, curved, shiny with a wonderfull scent. Fierce like a latino woman. Must be applied with care, because it has character, flair, temper but is also slippery. I first found this soap in another's house, could not resist trying it. A pleasant surprise, a fire, wonderful company under the running water and a world apart from the calming soap of yesteryear.

Additives, such as essential oils, fragrance oils, botanicals, clays, colorants or other fragrance materials, are combined with the soap batter at different degrees of trace, depending upon the additive


Imported soap, from a foreign country, another religion. I haven't tried this yet, but it is there if I want to. Some would call my passion for soap crazy, but to me it is a big part of every day. I'm not trying the import. It has a certain allure, but I'm busy juggling my other bars and I am afraid the chemicals might react and cause irritation.

Running soap, not a bar. It looks and feels like a bar, but somehow it tends to melt more often than not. I really like this soap, but being the soap enthusiast I stay away from using it. I brought it with me into the shower, but I had already decided against. It will reside on my shelf, unused untill an hour of need eventually comes along.

The clear layer is glycerin. You can mix glycerin back in when you make soap. Or You can skim the glycerin off. You can mix the glycerin with nitric acid to make nitroglycerin.


Paper-wrapped, with hamp bands. Plastic wrap. Plastic boxes. Clear wrappings. Vintage soaps, shaped, handmade, wrapped in brown paper. White soap. Red soap. Smell of roses, of flowers, of summer, of ocean, of Britney's new perfume. Rought, smooth, hard, soft soap. Soap that makes your eyes water, soap that leaves you feeling new and fresh. Soap that you will never use again. Soap that makes you sick. My addiction makes me. I'll find the perfect one.





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micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24701 Posts
July 23 2008 10:21 GMT
#2
I made a blog on a similar topic, many will recall. Yes I'm still clean (pun intended). And no, I don't smell.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
ToKoreaWithLove
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Norway10161 Posts
July 23 2008 10:22 GMT
#3
Is it too weird? I think so myself.
ModeratorFather of bunnies
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
July 23 2008 11:08 GMT
#4
coool... o_o.. soap
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
Spenguin
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia3316 Posts
July 23 2008 11:12 GMT
#5
Soap. Okay, so you get clean with soap. Now make a blog on how to get dirty.

I was looking for innuendo
< TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #46 > I came for the Brood War, I stayed for the people.
ToKoreaWithLove
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Norway10161 Posts
July 23 2008 11:16 GMT
#6
On July 23 2008 20:12 Spenguin wrote:
Soap. Okay, so you get clean with soap. Now make a blog on how to get dirty.

I was looking for innuendo


eh yea its not about soap...
ModeratorFather of bunnies
HellBoy
Profile Joined September 2004
Norway138 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-23 12:01:44
July 23 2008 12:00 GMT
#7
I'm a bit surprised that people actually happen to think this is about soap. After reading the first sentence I knew where this was going.
It's brilliantly written - as always - and I hope that you'll find a soap you'll want to stick to.

Og ta telefonen eller ring, jeg vil gjerne diskutere ditt forrige innlegg med deg.
KaasZerg
Profile Joined November 2005
Netherlands927 Posts
July 23 2008 12:11 GMT
#8
We should have a post your soap thread.


really
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
July 23 2008 13:00 GMT
#9
haha clever, but i have no idea how to respond!
Last Romantic
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States20661 Posts
July 23 2008 15:27 GMT
#10
Reminds me a bit of apsycho.

Lots of things do though.
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Falcynn
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3597 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-23 15:54:57
July 23 2008 15:52 GMT
#11
I was about to say "what the fuck? They have soap made of human fat?"

Then it hit me.

edit: oh, you're the one with 16 year old. Are things still working out? Or am I still misinterpreting this?
ToKoreaWithLove
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Norway10161 Posts
July 23 2008 16:41 GMT
#12
On July 24 2008 00:52 Falcynn wrote:
I was about to say "what the fuck? They have soap made of human fat?"

Then it hit me.

edit: oh, you're the one with 16 year old. Are things still working out? Or am I still misinterpreting this?


Mate you need to see fight club

About rebecca .. not really, but not too bad either. Might write something about it later, but the short version is we broke up and still hang out.
ModeratorFather of bunnies
gotwater
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States179 Posts
July 23 2008 17:09 GMT
#13
On July 23 2008 19:21 micronesia wrote:
I made a blog on a similar topic, many will recall. Yes I'm still clean (pun intended). And no, I don't smell.

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=puns
Everything counts.
iakNab
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
131 Posts
July 23 2008 17:26 GMT
#14
there is nothing in the movie besides edward norton and a bunch of pseudo philosophical references
it just doesn't deliver on a serious level, there's literally few episodes worth attention
while entertaining, its still over pretentious and pretty pointless in the end
it's great that you're trying, maybe one day after countless imitation attempts one develops a style
aja ja
ToKoreaWithLove
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Norway10161 Posts
July 23 2008 19:27 GMT
#15
On July 24 2008 02:26 iakNab wrote:
there is nothing in the movie besides edward norton and a bunch of pseudo philosophical references
it just doesn't deliver on a serious level, there's literally few episodes worth attention
while entertaining, its still over pretentious and pretty pointless in the end
it's great that you're trying, maybe one day after countless imitation attempts one develops a style


I was refering to his "human fat in soap" comment, that is why I mentioned fight club. You are correct, fight club is only entertainment, but damn good entertainment.

However I won't call this particular piece imitation, as it is very dissimilar to the style used in the book fight club. Could perhaps be linked to "amrican psycho" because of the mass use of adjectives, but I certainly never intended to imitate anything with this piece. Haven't really read american psycho either. Have a look at the previous post, that can be said to be fight club-esque. Altho that was never my intention, it came out that way. I'm more about experimenting right now.
ModeratorFather of bunnies
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-23 19:58:35
July 23 2008 19:57 GMT
#16
SOMEONE EXPLAIN IT TO ME IM TEARING APART AT THE SEAMS OF MY SANITY
well not really but i dont get it ;o
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
Falcynn
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3597 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-23 20:08:33
July 23 2008 20:05 GMT
#17
On July 24 2008 04:57 HeavOnEarth wrote:
SOMEONE EXPLAIN IT TO ME IM TEARING APART AT THE SEAMS OF MY SANITY
well not really but i dont get it ;o
Replace "soap" with "girl" or "woman" and replace most of the "its" with "shes" or "hers". A lot of parts will still seem odd, but you should be able to decipher those instances in your head (for example when he refers to the soap slipping away, he means the relationship doesn't work out or the girl find someone else).


correct me if I'm wrong, since tbh I'm only partly sure of this.
ToKoreaWithLove
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Norway10161 Posts
July 23 2008 21:03 GMT
#18
On July 24 2008 04:57 HeavOnEarth wrote:
SOMEONE EXPLAIN IT TO ME IM TEARING APART AT THE SEAMS OF MY SANITY
well not really but i dont get it ;o


"Unwrapping it is done in a hurried, careful manner, the joy of unwrapping something special weighted against the desire to reach the fantastic product."

Nice to undress a woman;)
ModeratorFather of bunnies
ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
July 23 2008 21:26 GMT
#19
that was pretty cool/weird/different
then i realized what you meant
then i thought it was really cool and clever
iakNab
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
131 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-23 22:21:58
July 23 2008 22:21 GMT
#20
are you from Norway really
and whats your origin
aja ja
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