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blabber
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States4450 Posts
June 21 2008 22:15 GMT
#1
and I told him,

have you ever seen a sick porcupine?

blabberrrrr
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13197 Posts
June 21 2008 22:17 GMT
#2
Hates Fun🤔
XCetron
Profile Joined November 2006
5226 Posts
June 21 2008 22:18 GMT
#3
win
ilovejonn
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Canada2548 Posts
June 21 2008 22:36 GMT
#4
LOL
Snowflakes in January, Heart warm like February, I wouldn't ordinarily..
XCetron
Profile Joined November 2006
5226 Posts
June 21 2008 23:05 GMT
#5
this is like that joke with carrot and rabbit with glasses.
Wizard
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Poland5055 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-06-21 23:08:41
June 21 2008 23:08 GMT
#6
there were two muffins in an oven.

one muffin said, "It's hot in here." the other muffin said, "What the fuck, a talking muffin?!"
sAviOr[gm] ~ want to watch good replays? read my blog: http://www.teamliquid.net/blog/wizard
Wizard
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Poland5055 Posts
June 21 2008 23:25 GMT
#7
I think I killed the blog o-o
sAviOr[gm] ~ want to watch good replays? read my blog: http://www.teamliquid.net/blog/wizard
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
June 21 2008 23:26 GMT
#8
Did you hear about the guy with the crappy blog?

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He got banned.
XCetron
Profile Joined November 2006
5226 Posts
June 21 2008 23:31 GMT
#9
On June 22 2008 08:26 Frits wrote:
Did you hear about the guy with the crappy blog?

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He got banned.


banned.
Pwntrucci[sR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada1519 Posts
June 21 2008 23:43 GMT
#10
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?

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Because they taste funny


If anyone is looking for me I'll be out killing myself.
bg
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
June 21 2008 23:51 GMT
#11
SO

these two muffins were sitting in the oven
One says to the other: FUCK it's hot in here!
The other says: HOLY SHIT a talking muffin!

LALWLWLWL
blabber
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States4450 Posts
June 22 2008 00:13 GMT
#12
On June 22 2008 08:51 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
SO

these two muffins were sitting in the oven
One says to the other: FUCK it's hot in here!
The other says: HOLY SHIT a talking muffin!

LALWLWLWL

I'm not sure but did you see Wizard's post? haha
blabberrrrr
Falcynn
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3597 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-06-22 00:21:52
June 22 2008 00:19 GMT
#13
So there were two cows standing in the field and the field began to shake.

The first cow turned to the other and said "uh oh it's an earthquake, I think we're in trouble"

Then the second cow said "pfft speak for yourself, I'm a helicopter!"
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13197 Posts
June 22 2008 00:22 GMT
#14
On June 22 2008 08:51 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
SO

these two muffins were sitting in the oven
One says to the other: FUCK it's hot in here!
The other says: HOLY SHIT a talking muffin!

LALWLWLWL


fail
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mikeymoo
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada7170 Posts
June 22 2008 00:50 GMT
#15
Two ducks are sitting in a bathtub.
One says, "pass the soap"
The other says, "what do you think I am, a radio?"
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{CC}StealthBlue
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States41117 Posts
June 22 2008 00:53 GMT
#16
On June 22 2008 09:50 mikeymoo wrote:
Two ducks are sitting in a bathtub.
One says, "pass the soap"
The other says, "what do you think I am, a radio?"


...
"Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules."
Narrator
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States868 Posts
June 22 2008 01:13 GMT
#17
On June 22 2008 09:19 Falcynn wrote:
So there were two cows standing in the field and the field began to shake.

The first cow turned to the other and said "uh oh it's an earthquake, I think we're in trouble"

Then the second cow said "pfft speak for yourself, I'm a helicopter!"

WOW A TALKING COW?
Wizard
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Poland5055 Posts
June 22 2008 01:15 GMT
#18
lol iNc did u see my post?

this blog will be epic
sAviOr[gm] ~ want to watch good replays? read my blog: http://www.teamliquid.net/blog/wizard
Wizard
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Poland5055 Posts
June 22 2008 01:16 GMT
#19
I have another one, let me think
sAviOr[gm] ~ want to watch good replays? read my blog: http://www.teamliquid.net/blog/wizard
Wizard
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Poland5055 Posts
June 22 2008 01:18 GMT
#20
there are two scrambled eggs in a frying pan
one says, "it's getting hot in here."
the other says, "what the fuck, a talking egg."

lawl
sAviOr[gm] ~ want to watch good replays? read my blog: http://www.teamliquid.net/blog/wizard
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