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FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11566 Posts
June 22 2008 01:26 GMT
#21
On June 22 2008 10:18 Wizard wrote:
there are two scrambled eggs in a frying pan
one says, "it's getting hot in here."
the other says, "what the fuck, a talking egg."

lawl


But if they're scrambled wouldn't it be one giant blob of egg? T_T
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24779 Posts
June 22 2008 01:28 GMT
#22
Ok ok so a jewish guy and a chinese guy walk into a bar and, oh wait...
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
June 22 2008 02:26 GMT
#23
On June 22 2008 10:28 micronesia wrote:
Ok ok so a jewish guy and a chinese guy walk into a bar and, oh wait...

??????????
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
June 22 2008 02:29 GMT
#24
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
selboN
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States2523 Posts
June 22 2008 02:33 GMT
#25
A man walked into a bar...
+ Show Spoiler +
Ouch!
"That's what happens when you're using a mouse made out of glass!" -Tasteless (Referring to ZergBong)
fight_or_flight
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States3988 Posts
June 22 2008 02:45 GMT
#26
I once saw an ambulance parked outside an acupuncture place as I was driving by. It had a certain level of hilarity to it.
Do you really want chat rooms?
p4fn2w
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
397 Posts
June 22 2008 03:14 GMT
#27
On June 22 2008 10:28 micronesia wrote:
Ok ok so a jewish guy and a chinese guy walk into a bar and, oh wait...

I've been waiting for about 2 hours now, just staring at your post.

Is something suppose to happen?
blabber
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States4448 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-06-22 03:23:52
June 22 2008 03:23 GMT
#28
I think he's implying that you will never see either in a bar? hehe
blabberrrrr
CDRdude
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States5625 Posts
June 22 2008 03:39 GMT
#29
What do you get when you cross an African Elephant with a Bactrian Camel?
+ Show Spoiler +

|elephant| * |camel| * sin(θ)
Force staff is the best item in the game.
Wizard
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Poland5055 Posts
June 22 2008 03:43 GMT
#30
On June 22 2008 12:14 p4fn2w wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 22 2008 10:28 micronesia wrote:
Ok ok so a jewish guy and a chinese guy walk into a bar and, oh wait...

I've been waiting for about 2 hours now, just staring at your post.

Is something suppose to happen?

lawl
sAviOr[gm] ~ want to watch good replays? read my blog: http://www.teamliquid.net/blog/wizard
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24779 Posts
June 22 2008 04:43 GMT
#31
On June 22 2008 11:26 HeavOnEarth wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 22 2008 10:28 micronesia wrote:
Ok ok so a jewish guy and a chinese guy walk into a bar and, oh wait...

??????????

On June 22 2008 12:14 p4fn2w wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 22 2008 10:28 micronesia wrote:
Ok ok so a jewish guy and a chinese guy walk into a bar and, oh wait...

I've been waiting for about 2 hours now, just staring at your post.

Is something suppose to happen?

On June 22 2008 12:23 blabber wrote:
I think he's implying that you will never see either in a bar? hehe


It's from family guy.

On June 22 2008 12:39 CDRdude wrote:
What do you get when you cross an African Elephant with a Bactrian Camel?
+ Show Spoiler +

|elephant| * |camel| * sin(θ)

Lawl!
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
June 22 2008 05:01 GMT
#32
On June 22 2008 12:39 CDRdude wrote:
What do you get when you cross an African Elephant with a Bactrian Camel?
+ Show Spoiler +

|elephant| * |camel| * sin(θ)


wat
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micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24779 Posts
June 22 2008 05:12 GMT
#33
On June 22 2008 14:01 paper wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 22 2008 12:39 CDRdude wrote:
What do you get when you cross an African Elephant with a Bactrian Camel?
+ Show Spoiler +

|elephant| * |camel| * sin(θ)


wat

Are you being facetious? Otherwise that's the formula for a cross product, when you cross two vectors in mathematics.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
June 22 2008 05:14 GMT
#34
On June 22 2008 14:12 micronesia wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 22 2008 14:01 paper wrote:
On June 22 2008 12:39 CDRdude wrote:
What do you get when you cross an African Elephant with a Bactrian Camel?
+ Show Spoiler +

|elephant| * |camel| * sin(θ)


wat

Are you being facetious? Otherwise that's the formula for a cross product, when you cross two vectors in mathematics.


oh, no i genuinely didn't know haha

but now that i know ... lame.
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fgsvsd
Profile Joined June 2007
Switzerland348 Posts
June 22 2008 05:32 GMT
#35
Did I just get blogrolled?

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!
Jonoman92
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States9110 Posts
June 22 2008 05:55 GMT
#36
On June 22 2008 10:18 Wizard wrote:
there are two scrambled eggs in a frying pan
one says, "it's getting hot in here."
the other says, "what the fuck, a talking egg."

lawl


lol, I know that joke but mine is with muffins in an oven...
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