On June 21 2008 17:30 Falcynn wrote:
Step 1: get a large trash bag.
Step 2: open toilet seat.
Step 3: place trash bag in the toilet and put the seat down so it's holding the edges of the trash bag in place.
Step 4: at this point the trash bag should be surrounding the inside of the toilet, so that when you take a shit it'll go directly in the bag. Then you can just lift the trash bag out, tie it up real tight, and haul it out to the trash can.
When you lift it out you might get the floor a little wet. However if you've followed these steps properly it should be clean toilet water because your shit should've never touched the water, so it shouldn't be a problem.
Also the easier way to do this is to just shit in a trash bag normally, but then it'd be awkward trying to wipe while holding the bag.
Step 1: get a large trash bag.
Step 2: open toilet seat.
Step 3: place trash bag in the toilet and put the seat down so it's holding the edges of the trash bag in place.
Step 4: at this point the trash bag should be surrounding the inside of the toilet, so that when you take a shit it'll go directly in the bag. Then you can just lift the trash bag out, tie it up real tight, and haul it out to the trash can.
When you lift it out you might get the floor a little wet. However if you've followed these steps properly it should be clean toilet water because your shit should've never touched the water, so it shouldn't be a problem.
Also the easier way to do this is to just shit in a trash bag normally, but then it'd be awkward trying to wipe while holding the bag.
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You could also do that but with shitting; take a shit in your toliet, jump in there, and have a feast!
1guy1toliet!