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MyStiC_Chaos
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States499 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-06-21 08:36:01
June 21 2008 08:35 GMT
#21
On June 21 2008 17:30 Falcynn wrote:
Step 1: get a large trash bag.
Step 2: open toilet seat.
Step 3: place trash bag in the toilet and put the seat down so it's holding the edges of the trash bag in place.
Step 4: at this point the trash bag should be surrounding the inside of the toilet, so that when you take a shit it'll go directly in the bag. Then you can just lift the trash bag out, tie it up real tight, and haul it out to the trash can.

When you lift it out you might get the floor a little wet. However if you've followed these steps properly it should be clean toilet water because your shit should've never touched the water, so it shouldn't be a problem.

Also the easier way to do this is to just shit in a trash bag normally, but then it'd be awkward trying to wipe while holding the bag.




You could also do that but with shitting; take a shit in your toliet, jump in there, and have a feast!

1guy1toliet!
Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23335 Posts
June 21 2008 09:44 GMT
#22
Why can't you just take a shit and not flush the toilet? For fucks sake..
HamerD
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom1922 Posts
June 21 2008 09:54 GMT
#23
i lol'd
"Oh no, we've drawn Judge Schneider" "Is that bad?" "Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog" "You did?" "Yeah...if you replace the word *kinda* with *repeatedly*...and the word *dog* with son"
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17921 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-06-21 10:05:43
June 21 2008 09:55 GMT
#24
i used it.. and didnt flush,im going to blame it on the dog..
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-06-21 10:15:51
June 21 2008 10:15 GMT
#25
just use a small trash can, or a chair with a removable bottom and place trash bag :D
Hates Fun🤔
qet
Profile Joined May 2007
Australia244 Posts
June 21 2008 10:35 GMT
#26
DOESN'T USA have public toilets??!

it's meant to be a "developed nation"
aqui
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Germany1023 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-06-21 10:57:39
June 21 2008 10:54 GMT
#27
On June 21 2008 19:35 qet wrote:
DOESN'T USA have public toilets??!

it's meant to be a "developed nation"

i have yet to see a country with puplic toilets in suburbs.
there arent any restaurants or shops around, otherwise he would have gone there, wouldnt he? why build public toilets in an area with only tenements.
aqui
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Germany1023 Posts
June 21 2008 11:01 GMT
#28
On June 21 2008 18:55 arb wrote:
i used it.. and didnt flush,im going to blame it on the dog..

haha, just a question: how old exactly are you?:p
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17921 Posts
June 21 2008 11:05 GMT
#29
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Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
June 21 2008 11:23 GMT
#30
Don't you have a small Japanese woman nearby that can swallow it for you?
ModeratorNow I'm distant, dark in this anthrobeat
NotSupporting
Profile Joined February 2008
Sweden1998 Posts
June 21 2008 12:11 GMT
#31
On June 21 2008 18:55 arb wrote:
i used it.. and didnt flush,im going to blame it on the dog..


lol
HighTimes
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Taiwan342 Posts
June 21 2008 12:15 GMT
#32
Why not use the free public toilet called McDonalds?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gvD9G5uDfo
Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
June 21 2008 12:34 GMT
#33
this is why i hate summer
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
June 21 2008 12:38 GMT
#34
Jesus christ couldn't you have done it in a bag and threw it in the trash.

Now your house is gonna smell like shit good job lmao.
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17921 Posts
June 21 2008 12:56 GMT
#35
My grandma woke up so i played it cool

"you just said we couldnt flush right?"
"yeah why?"
"cause i almost shit my pants..and i needed to use it"
"well ill try to flush"
*flush*
"well hell it went down*

Thankfully now our house doesnt stink like shit
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
Narrator
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States868 Posts
June 21 2008 13:10 GMT
#36
LOL. This thread is great. Next time, try leaving the house before 6 hours happens. -_-
gg_hertzz
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
2152 Posts
June 21 2008 14:20 GMT
#37
here's what you do.

First, find 2 girls.

Then, get a cup...
o3.power91
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Bahrain5288 Posts
June 21 2008 14:21 GMT
#38
LOOOOL
Wizard
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Poland5055 Posts
June 21 2008 14:51 GMT
#39
epic
sAviOr[gm] ~ want to watch good replays? read my blog: http://www.teamliquid.net/blog/wizard
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
June 21 2008 14:55 GMT
#40
I felt like I needed to shit the moment I finished reading the OP's post.
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