EPTThis is bad because i have needed to shit for the past 6 hours and have been unable to do so..
What should i do??
Its hard to move now.. T_T
The worst feeling in the world...
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arb
Noobville17921 Posts
This is bad because i have needed to shit for the past 6 hours and have been unable to do so.. What should i do?? Its hard to move now.. T_T | ||
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On June 21 2008 16:23 clazziquai wrote: ROFL | ||
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Xeris
Iran17695 Posts
or, do you live like 30 miles from any sort of civilization? seriously why are you even wasting time blogging this... go find a bathroom and take a shit, or go outside and take a shit. | ||
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arb
Noobville17921 Posts
On June 21 2008 16:24 Xeris wrote: are you too fat to leave the house , or are you retarded? no offense but, if you have to take a shit and you have just been sitting around the house for 6 hours you must have some sort of mental disorder. or, do you live like 30 miles from any sort of civilization? seriously why are you even wasting time blogging this... go find a bathroom and take a shit, or go outside and take a shit. Well im not really fat its just..well.. Our backyard is infront of a main road..which infront of a church the same with our front yard and i dont need people seeing me while im dropping a mega shitz0r...and there are no houses very close.. And stuff..yeah | ||
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Fobbish
Korea (South)1071 Posts
take it to the lawn... take it to the lawn.... go poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop | ||
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Ancestral
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On June 21 2008 16:30 Ancestral wrote: FATHER HELP ME SIN!Go to the church? | ||
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Ancestral
United States3230 Posts
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Xeris
Iran17695 Posts
i dont see what the problem is. | ||
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fight_or_flight
United States3988 Posts
Not sure whats wrong with your toilet, but sometimes you can just flush it manually by pooring a big bucket of water in the bowl. Of course you could leave your house and go somewhere else. | ||
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B1nary
Canada1267 Posts
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MyStiC_Chaos
United States499 Posts
On June 21 2008 16:58 EnergyTraction wrote: Just take a crap, flush, and flood your house Yes, this is worth it. Would you rather have your ass all clogged up and need to crap so bad you "cannot move", or take that nice shit properly and then go for a swim. Uh why not just call the plumber? Go somewhere and shit? Or just do it in a bag? Why DO you have only 1 bathroom? No offense but if you've only got 1 bathroom in your house and you can't even flush without having a flood, it's time to think about investing in a new home, no? | ||
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Falcynn
United States3597 Posts
Step 2: open toilet seat. Step 3: place trash bag in the toilet and put the seat down so it's holding the edges of the trash bag in place. Step 4: at this point the trash bag should be surrounding the inside of the toilet, so that when you take a shit it'll go directly in the bag. Then you can just lift the trash bag out, tie it up real tight, and haul it out to the trash can. When you lift it out you might get the floor a little wet. However if you've followed these steps properly it should be clean toilet water because your shit should've never touched the water, so it shouldn't be a problem. Also the easier way to do this is to just shit in a trash bag normally, but then it'd be awkward trying to wipe while holding the bag...probably anyways. | ||
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MyStiC_Chaos
United States499 Posts
On June 21 2008 17:30 Falcynn wrote: Step 1: get a large trash bag. Step 2: open toilet seat. Step 3: place trash bag in the toilet and put the seat down so it's holding the edges of the trash bag in place. Step 4: at this point the trash bag should be surrounding the inside of the toilet, so that when you take a shit it'll go directly in the bag. Then you can just lift the trash bag out, tie it up real tight, and haul it out to the trash can. When you lift it out you might get the floor a little wet. However if you've followed these steps properly it should be clean toilet water because your shit should've never touched the water, so it shouldn't be a problem. Also the easier way to do this is to just shit in a trash bag normally, but then it'd be awkward trying to wipe while holding the bag.  You could also do that but with shitting; take a shit in your toliet, jump in there, and have a feast! 1guy1toliet! | ||
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arb
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Australia245 Posts
it's meant to be a "developed nation" | ||
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aqui
Germany1023 Posts
On June 21 2008 19:35 qet wrote: DOESN'T USA have public toilets??! it's meant to be a "developed nation" i have yet to see a country with puplic toilets in suburbs. there arent any restaurants or shops around, otherwise he would have gone there, wouldnt he? why build public toilets in an area with only tenements. | ||
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aqui
Germany1023 Posts
On June 21 2008 18:55 arb wrote: i used it.. and didnt flush,im going to blame it on the dog.. haha, just a question: how old exactly are you?:p | ||
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NotSupporting
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On June 21 2008 18:55 arb wrote: i used it.. and didnt flush,im going to blame it on the dog.. lol | ||
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Now your house is gonna smell like shit good job lmao. | ||
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arb
Noobville17921 Posts
"you just said we couldnt flush right?" "yeah why?" "cause i almost shit my pants..and i needed to use it" "well ill try to flush" *flush* "well hell it went down* Thankfully now our house doesnt stink like shit | ||
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gg_hertzz
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First, find 2 girls. Then, get a cup... | ||
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dyodyo
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Srsly, dont you have any friends/acquaintances/relatives leaving nearby? You could easily use that 6 hours to find another toilet. | ||
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Falcynn
United States3597 Posts
On June 22 2008 04:04 Superiorwolf wrote: Wait...have you ever tasted shit? Or is that just what your dad told you?In rural areas, there is no toilet paper so they just have dogs lick / eat it all up. My dad had to do that when he was a kid because he lived in rural China. Try that, it is extremely sanitary and will leave no messes, and be very healthy for your dog. For the dog it's very tasty because it tastes like beef jerky (trust me, I know). | ||
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