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thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
June 10 2008 14:18 GMT
#1
On saturday I had an epic bike crash.

To expand, I basically hit a retractable bollard as it came up after a bus passed (I was following the bus). I don't know exactly what happened but I was catapulted forward - so I imagine some part of the bike hit the bollard coming up and hence I went forward.

Luckily I didn't flip, just the bike completely tumbled forward, the right handle bar got bent in (drop down bars), and I mildly injured both wrists, right pinky, left ankle, right knee + theigh. It's nothing major but it's bloody annoying considering it happened 4 days before our races start.

It was rather weird, I had no idea what the fuck had happened, and my brain was frozen for a good number of seconds later coping with the pain and making sure I'm still okay and shit. Some dude helped me up since I was kinda pinned in by my bike or something, I don't even know what kind of position I was in (unnutral for sure). It was somewhat humorous when two other guys from our crew who were following me came up and were like "dude wtf man what happened" haha.

Bollards, for those of you unfamiliar, are these annoying buggers.

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besiger
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Croatia2452 Posts
June 10 2008 14:21 GMT
#2
oh, bad luck there, i cant remeber when was the last time i crashed from my bike, but ive had more than my share of close calls since my brakes dont really work that good
A weak will coupled with delusions of grandeur
vGl-CoW
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Belgium8305 Posts
June 10 2008 14:26 GMT
#3
hahaha your life is a platform game and you suck at it
Moderatorfollow me on twitter if u think ur so tough @BooyaCow
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
June 10 2008 14:31 GMT
#4
I didn't fall into a hole!
Dknight
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
United States5223 Posts
June 10 2008 14:36 GMT
#5
Whats the point of bollards?
WGT<3. Former CL/NW head admin.
Xeofreestyler
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
Belgium6768 Posts
June 10 2008 14:37 GMT
#6
i was watching some show on discovery and they were doing tests on what the newest kind of these bollards can hold, as to create better safety measures against suicide carbombs etc

I wish I had pics but it was so sick, they had big-ass trucks just completely fucking pulverize because they drove into one little pole
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jello_biafra
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United Kingdom6635 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-06-10 15:35:34
June 10 2008 14:39 GMT
#7
On June 10 2008 23:36 Dknight wrote:
Whats the point of bollards?

To stop cars going into certain areas such as footpaths or cycle lanes.
Edit:but to also allow emergency vehicles or whatever access if need be
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st4ck0v3rfl0w
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
79 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-06-10 14:48:19
June 10 2008 14:47 GMT
#8
haha... at least you didnt do it like these guys (try to steal in with speed)

thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
June 10 2008 14:51 GMT
#9
oh goddd 2nd one looks painful. lololol hilarious hahahhhahaha.

thanks for the vid
freelander
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Hungary4707 Posts
June 10 2008 14:53 GMT
#10
keke nice video :D
And all is illuminated.
Eatme
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
Switzerland3919 Posts
June 10 2008 14:57 GMT
#11
I have yet to crash on my roadbike, but I have had a few crashes om mtb and one on asphalt that gave me a concussion and some kind of hand injury.

And in the 80s while skateboarding I got my wheel in a hole where a bollard was sopposed to be and faceplanted pretty bad. Still got a little crack in one of my front teeth from that.
I have the best fucking lawyers in the country including the man they call the Malmis.
Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
June 10 2008 15:11 GMT
#12
lmao that video was hilarious... fucking idiots
CTStalker
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Canada9720 Posts
June 10 2008 15:31 GMT
#13
so are the bollards automatic, or are official vehicles like city buses able to control them
By the way, my name is Funk. I am not of your world
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-06-10 15:35:57
June 10 2008 15:35 GMT
#14
it's like an ezpass system.

The ones here, Busses taxis and I imagine university vehicles carry them.
Dknight
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
United States5223 Posts
June 10 2008 15:36 GMT
#15
On June 10 2008 23:39 jello_biafra wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 10 2008 23:36 Dknight wrote:
Whats the point of bollards?

To stop cars going into certain areas such as footpaths or cycle lanes.
Edit:but to also allow emergency vehicles or whatever access if need be


Ohh, ok. From the first picture, I was confused. I didn't realize they could be lowered and didn't know why a car was up like that. I feel so dumb =[
WGT<3. Former CL/NW head admin.
Xeofreestyler
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
Belgium6768 Posts
June 10 2008 15:40 GMT
#16
woot i found it!

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/339100/bollard_test_stop_the_big_truck/
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QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32044 Posts
June 10 2008 15:57 GMT
#17
wankas
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HamerD
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom1922 Posts
June 10 2008 16:00 GMT
#18
cor bloimey by croikey! Buggerin' bollards messin' wiv me hobby horse they is ><

ps glad yer ollroight
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Sirakor
Profile Joined April 2003
Great Britain455 Posts
June 10 2008 16:01 GMT
#19
thedeadhaji - living in Cambridge by any chance?
UmmTheHobo
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States650 Posts
June 10 2008 16:40 GMT
#20
On June 10 2008 23:18 thedeadhaji wrote:
On saturday I had an epic bike crash.

To expand, I basically hit a retractable bollard as it came up after a bus passed (I was following the bus). I don't know exactly what happened but I was catapulted forward - so I imagine some part of the bike hit the bollard coming up and hence I went forward.

Luckily I didn't flip, just the bike completely tumbled forward, the right handle bar got bent in (drop down bars), and I mildly injured both wrists, right pinky, left ankle, right knee + theigh. It's nothing major but it's bloody annoying considering it happened 4 days before our races start.

It was rather weird, I had no idea what the fuck had happened, and my brain was frozen for a good number of seconds later coping with the pain and making sure I'm still okay and shit. Some dude helped me up since I was kinda pinned in by my bike or something, I don't even know what kind of position I was in (unnutral for sure). It was somewhat humorous when two other guys from our crew who were following me came up and were like "dude wtf man what happened" haha.

Bollards, for those of you unfamiliar, are these annoying buggers.

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I bet you posted this just to raise your post count. I bet you made that whole story up.
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NotSupporting
Profile Joined February 2008
Sweden1998 Posts
June 10 2008 16:57 GMT
#21
On June 11 2008 01:40 UmmTheHobo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 10 2008 23:18 thedeadhaji wrote:
On saturday I had an epic bike crash.

To expand, I basically hit a retractable bollard as it came up after a bus passed (I was following the bus). I don't know exactly what happened but I was catapulted forward - so I imagine some part of the bike hit the bollard coming up and hence I went forward.

Luckily I didn't flip, just the bike completely tumbled forward, the right handle bar got bent in (drop down bars), and I mildly injured both wrists, right pinky, left ankle, right knee + theigh. It's nothing major but it's bloody annoying considering it happened 4 days before our races start.

It was rather weird, I had no idea what the fuck had happened, and my brain was frozen for a good number of seconds later coping with the pain and making sure I'm still okay and shit. Some dude helped me up since I was kinda pinned in by my bike or something, I don't even know what kind of position I was in (unnutral for sure). It was somewhat humorous when two other guys from our crew who were following me came up and were like "dude wtf man what happened" haha.

Bollards, for those of you unfamiliar, are these annoying buggers.

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I bet you posted this just to raise your post count. I bet you made that whole story up.


I bet you posted that comment about him making this post to raise his post count because you want to raise your post count.
UmmTheHobo
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States650 Posts
June 10 2008 16:59 GMT
#22
On June 11 2008 01:57 NotSupporting wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 11 2008 01:40 UmmTheHobo wrote:
On June 10 2008 23:18 thedeadhaji wrote:
On saturday I had an epic bike crash.

To expand, I basically hit a retractable bollard as it came up after a bus passed (I was following the bus). I don't know exactly what happened but I was catapulted forward - so I imagine some part of the bike hit the bollard coming up and hence I went forward.

Luckily I didn't flip, just the bike completely tumbled forward, the right handle bar got bent in (drop down bars), and I mildly injured both wrists, right pinky, left ankle, right knee + theigh. It's nothing major but it's bloody annoying considering it happened 4 days before our races start.

It was rather weird, I had no idea what the fuck had happened, and my brain was frozen for a good number of seconds later coping with the pain and making sure I'm still okay and shit. Some dude helped me up since I was kinda pinned in by my bike or something, I don't even know what kind of position I was in (unnutral for sure). It was somewhat humorous when two other guys from our crew who were following me came up and were like "dude wtf man what happened" haha.

Bollards, for those of you unfamiliar, are these annoying buggers.

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[image loading]


I bet you posted this just to raise your post count. I bet you made that whole story up.


I bet you posted that comment about him making this post to raise his post count because you want to raise your post count.


Actually I did.

And no. I will not tell you that you just said I was trying to raise my post count to raise your post count.
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QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32044 Posts
June 10 2008 18:14 GMT
#23
You guys do know that post counts really don't do anything for you, right?
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H
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
New Zealand6138 Posts
June 10 2008 18:48 GMT
#24
I once did a full front flip off my bike and landed on my stomach. It was pretty awesome for about 1.3 seconds.
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thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
June 10 2008 21:27 GMT
#25
On June 11 2008 00:40 Xeofreestyler wrote:
woot i found it!

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/339100/bollard_test_stop_the_big_truck/


holy shit!

On June 11 2008 01:01 Sirakor wrote:
thedeadhaji - living in Cambridge by any chance?


yarr!
Krohm
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Canada1857 Posts
June 10 2008 22:08 GMT
#26
On June 11 2008 03:14 Hawk wrote:
You guys do know that post counts really don't do anything for you, right?

I think you are wrong Mr. Hawk.

Post counter = Penis size.

Right Haji?
Not bad for a cat toy.
Nytefish
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United Kingdom4282 Posts
June 10 2008 22:23 GMT
#27
Those bollards come up really fast, but we managed to follow a taxi really closely once and get over. :D It's not obvious when they're active.
No I'm never serious.
MarklarMarklar
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Fiji1823 Posts
June 11 2008 02:15 GMT
#28
sue da shit out of the government
hello there
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
June 11 2008 11:04 GMT
#29
On June 11 2008 07:08 Krohm wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 11 2008 03:14 Hawk wrote:
You guys do know that post counts really don't do anything for you, right?

I think you are wrong Mr. Hawk.

Post counter = Penis size.

Right Haji?


but haji is japanese!
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evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
June 11 2008 11:49 GMT
#30
i lost my bike, ppl broke my lock
Life is run, it is dance, it is fast, passionate and BAM!, you dance and sing and booze while you can for now is the time and time is mine. Smile and laugh when still can for now is the time and soon you die!
KOFgokuon
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States14893 Posts
June 11 2008 17:38 GMT
#31
sounds brutal, good to hear you're ok
d.arkive
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States843 Posts
June 11 2008 19:20 GMT
#32
The first time I saw a bollard move up and down, I was awed in wonder.
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