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Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
April 13 2008 15:10 GMT
#1
So you decided that you’d go to Jenny’s, because apparently you realized that you have no descendents to give you inheritance to. You walk out of your house and walk past a car. It looks familiar, but you have no keys.

On the way to Jenny’s, you see a pair of thugs beating up a poor geek. Unfortunately, you can’t do anything about that right now, because they’re behind a chain-link fence. One of the thugs looks familiar though, he appears to have some sort of a massive goatee, like a mane.

You arrive at Jenny’s house, or at least what the note said her house was. When you open up the door, an elderly woman answers it.

“It’s about time that you came!” she cries as she sees you, hitting you with her purse. Even though she is old, it still hurts.

Ouch.

“If you come late next time, I’ll tell your probation officer you’ve been selling drugs, and then you’ll go to ass-raping prison!”

Maybe this wasn’t such a good idea.

She orders you to go make some tomato soup for her while she goes and watches some 70’s show on the television. You, unfortunately, have no idea how to make tomato soup.

You have three choices now. You could try to make tomato soup, despite your culinary inexperience. You could make something else and pass it off as tomato soup. Or, (and this is highly risky) you can ditch her and go somewhere else.

What would Jesus do?

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Poll: What do you do?
(Vote): Make the tomato soup
(Vote): Make something else
(Vote): Run Home
(Vote): Run to the Radio Station
(Vote): Run to the Lion's House
(Vote): Run to the Doctor's Office
(Vote): Run into an alley and hope you lose her




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Superiorwolf
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States5509 Posts
April 13 2008 16:23 GMT
#2
Why don't you just ask her how to make tomato soup?
Check out my stream at www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=315053 and follow me on Twitter @EGSuppy! :)
Yaqoob
Profile Blog Joined March 2005
Canada3408 Posts
April 13 2008 17:10 GMT
#3
Woman in the kitchen = win
김택용 Fighting!
Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
April 13 2008 18:02 GMT
#4
On April 14 2008 01:23 Superiorwolf wrote:
Why don't you just ask her how to make tomato soup?


she's a bitch. a mean, old, bitch.

unless you like pepper spray in the face, i mean.
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MoRe_mInErAls
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Canada1210 Posts
April 13 2008 21:18 GMT
#5
What happened to tapping Jenny?
Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
April 14 2008 01:36 GMT
#6
On April 14 2008 06:18 MoRe_mInErAls wrote:
What happened to tapping Jenny?


shes an old cranky woman.. eww.
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