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Ugh. High school relationships are stupid.

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DustFerret
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States60 Posts
April 01 2008 00:49 GMT
#1
Today, my girlfriend was home sick, and at lunch my friends wanted to play some stupid truth or dare game with like a spiiner or something, so the dares were pre-meditated.

I got "Pinch someone of the opposite sexes nipple.", knowing it was a game and meant nothing, I obliged.

The girl I "pinched" (Whom we will call Jane Doe), turns out to be a girl my girlfriend is CONVINCED likes me (but doesn't), because the girl finds me physically attractive, and said she "Loves me" (taken out of context, she said she loves me for my sense of humor).

The same girl gave me a ride home today, being a friend and all, which is perfectly normal, but when I call my girlfriend she freaks out.

I understand why she'd be upset, but she went apeshit. After explaining to her calmly that I was not cheating on her, it was a stupid game, and if she cares THAT much I won't even talk to Jane Doe again.

She hung up on me, and I told Jane Doe that my girlfriend was very upset, and that if my girlfriend gets mad at her don't start trouble. Blahblahblah.

So Jane Doe sends my Girlfriend an e-mail saying "Don't be mad, I don't even like him, he's just funny, and you're funny, and you guys are cute together, blahblahblah."

Now my girlfriend is mad at me for telling this to Jane Doe. And her MOM (who is a controlling bitchmonster), yells at me from the other room that I shouldn't be talking to other girls for any reason, blahblahblah.

Ugh.

Why do such small things get blown out of proportion? I'm tired of highschool drama bullshit. I hate being precocious.

aaro
Profile Joined December 2006
United States228 Posts
April 01 2008 00:53 GMT
#2
I believe that the majority of kids during high school are still too young to understand the concept of a real relationship. The real relationships happen during college yo.
Your drill is one that shall pierce through the heavens!
Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
April 01 2008 00:57 GMT
#3
I believe that high school relationships do suck, so I have no idea why people are so serious about these things. Even though I'm in high school, my friends who are in relationships generally turn stupid.
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MoRe_mInErAls
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Canada1210 Posts
April 01 2008 00:57 GMT
#4
This is a real problem for me. The girls' nipples I pinch tend to orgasm
DustFerret
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States60 Posts
April 01 2008 00:59 GMT
#5
On April 01 2008 09:57 Caller wrote:
I believe that high school relationships do suck, so I have no idea why people are so serious about these things. Even though I'm in high school, my friends who are in relationships generally turn stupid.


She's upset because I'm not serious about it.

She thinks "being serious", means everything is a huge deal. But it doesn't mean that at all. It also doesn't mean talking on the phone 24/7, or hanging out with eachother ALL THE TIME.

micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24807 Posts
April 01 2008 01:00 GMT
#6
I didn't have any relationships so I didn't have to deal with the drama. I was probably better off :-/
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RowdierBob
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
Australia13536 Posts
April 01 2008 01:01 GMT
#7
Tell her to grow up and stop acting like a pissy bitch or fuck off.

Gotta put your foot down on nit picking or she's only going to get more controlling, clingy and jealous. Don't give her an inch.

Stick up for yourself son!

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ilovejonn
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Canada2548 Posts
April 01 2008 01:01 GMT
#8
Hey, at least you got to pinch her nipples. Right? Right?

;(
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Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-04-01 01:02:08
April 01 2008 01:01 GMT
#9
The most shocking thing about it is that the mom got upset.

It seems like you already know this, but you shouldn't be in a relationship with someone that possessive. I feel sorry for the husband.
ModeratorNow I'm distant, dark in this anthrobeat
DustFerret
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States60 Posts
April 01 2008 01:06 GMT
#10
On April 01 2008 10:01 Jibba wrote:
The most shocking thing about it is that the mom got upset.

It seems like you already know this, but you shouldn't be in a relationship with someone that possessive. I feel sorry for the husband.


Single mother.

It isn't that she's possessive, but she over-reacts to every minor situation. Like every stupid highschool tweeny-bopper. Her mother is horrible. Horrible. When I was at her home, we were sitting on the couch watching a movie, I kissed her and we held hands. That's it.

Her mother later lectures her (I suppose she was spying through the window), about how innapropriate that was and how she had only been dating me a month (A month folks. If that isn't time for a kiss, then fuck me and make me play Protoss), and she doesn't want her to get PREGNANT. Pregnant?

And even now, a few months later, her mother eavesdrops on the phone, and has the audacity to ask her what I'm talking about, when it's nothing in particular.

Especially rude since they both know I have alot of privacy issues.

parkin
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
1091 Posts
April 01 2008 01:11 GMT
#11
Ditch her and hook up with her friend? She seems alot more sensible^^
mostly harmless
Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
April 01 2008 01:15 GMT
#12
I wonder if her craziness preceded or is consequent of the single-motherness.
ModeratorNow I'm distant, dark in this anthrobeat
DustFerret
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States60 Posts
April 01 2008 01:16 GMT
#13
On April 01 2008 10:11 parkin wrote:
Ditch her and hook up with her friend? She seems alot more sensible^^


I honestly do like my girlfriend though, she's just annoying sometimes. She's just really "emotional". Although sensibility seems to be lost in her, I think her irrationality balances out my rationality.
Pwntrucci[sR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada1519 Posts
April 01 2008 01:20 GMT
#14
When you think about it high school relationships can be less stupid then "real" adult ones. These sometimes tend to take themselves much too seriously, and the whole 20 year old Game thing is just ridiculous. But yeah your girlfriend's mom sounds kinda crazy.
bg
RowdierBob
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
Australia13536 Posts
April 01 2008 01:26 GMT
#15
Yeah, I'd go for the nipple pinchee, she sounds way more fun.
"Terrans are pretty much space-Australians" - H
Dr.Dragoon
Profile Joined November 2007
United States1241 Posts
April 01 2008 01:27 GMT
#16
I think you should have seen this coming before you went for the pinch. Tough luck anyways.
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Jyun
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States45 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-04-01 01:29:13
April 01 2008 01:28 GMT
#17
On April 01 2008 10:11 parkin wrote:
Ditch her and hook up with her friend? She seems alot more sensible^^


I think I agree.
It does seem like the girl likes you.
DustFerret
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States60 Posts
April 01 2008 01:30 GMT
#18
On April 01 2008 10:26 RowdierBob wrote:
Yeah, I'd go for the nipple pinchee, she sounds way more fun.


She specifically told me that she didn't like me, she's just naturally flirtacious.

I'm happy, but I'm just getting kind of sick of dramatic situations over things that don't honestly matter.

Hopefully she'll mature up a bit.
yubee
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States3826 Posts
April 01 2008 01:30 GMT
#19
it's your job right now to teach your gf to chill out or fuck off

like rowdierbob says, don't even give her an inch
Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
April 01 2008 01:31 GMT
#20
Get the mom drunk and fuck her (you know she's gotta be thirsty for some cock), then blame the current gf and tell her it's because she doesn't love you enough and that you'll break up with her for girl #3 unless she has a threesome with the mom.
ModeratorNow I'm distant, dark in this anthrobeat
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