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DustFerret
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States60 Posts
April 01 2008 01:32 GMT
#21
On April 01 2008 10:31 Jibba wrote:
Get the mom drunk and fuck her (you know she's gotta be thirsty for some cock), then blame the current gf and tell her it's because she doesn't love you enough and that you'll break up with her for girl #3 unless she has a threesome with the mom.


This is my only girlfriend who hasn't had a MILF.

Her mother is 300 lb.
Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
April 01 2008 01:34 GMT
#22
On April 01 2008 10:32 DustFerret wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 01 2008 10:31 Jibba wrote:
Get the mom drunk and fuck her (you know she's gotta be thirsty for some cock), then blame the current gf and tell her it's because she doesn't love you enough and that you'll break up with her for girl #3 unless she has a threesome with the mom.


This is my only girlfriend who hasn't had a MILF.

Her mother is 300 lb.

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bumatlarge
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States4567 Posts
April 01 2008 01:43 GMT
#23
Real relationships bloom when your partner dies.
Together but separate, like oatmeal
Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
April 01 2008 01:49 GMT
#24
HAHAHAHA,. epic shit. man, girls are SO FUCKING complex, i dont get them at all.
thoraxe
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States1449 Posts
April 01 2008 02:23 GMT
#25
omg, jealous control freaks. the worst type. My advice, dump her. Make her cry, using the most atrocious and malicious excuse you have every formulated, and film everything with a hidden camera hidden under a cap. then post it on youtube. Mad props if you laugh in her face during the breakup.
Obama singing "Kick Ass" Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yghFBt-fXmw&feature=player_embedde
EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22258 Posts
April 01 2008 07:31 GMT
#26
On April 01 2008 10:06 DustFerret wrote:
Single mother.


100% of the problem right there.

Don't worry, you'll be done with high school soon enough, and relationships will get slightly less retarded the older you get.
Moderatorhttp://carbonleaf.yuku.com/topic/408/t/So-I-proposed-at-a-Carbon-Leaf-concert.html ***** RIP Geoff
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