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Today, my girlfriend was home sick, and at lunch my friends wanted to play some stupid truth or dare game with like a spiiner or something, so the dares were pre-meditated.
I got "Pinch someone of the opposite sexes nipple.", knowing it was a game and meant nothing, I obliged.
The girl I "pinched" (Whom we will call Jane Doe), turns out to be a girl my girlfriend is CONVINCED likes me (but doesn't), because the girl finds me physically attractive, and said she "Loves me" (taken out of context, she said she loves me for my sense of humor).
The same girl gave me a ride home today, being a friend and all, which is perfectly normal, but when I call my girlfriend she freaks out.
I understand why she'd be upset, but she went apeshit. After explaining to her calmly that I was not cheating on her, it was a stupid game, and if she cares THAT much I won't even talk to Jane Doe again.
She hung up on me, and I told Jane Doe that my girlfriend was very upset, and that if my girlfriend gets mad at her don't start trouble. Blahblahblah.
So Jane Doe sends my Girlfriend an e-mail saying "Don't be mad, I don't even like him, he's just funny, and you're funny, and you guys are cute together, blahblahblah."
Now my girlfriend is mad at me for telling this to Jane Doe. And her MOM (who is a controlling bitchmonster), yells at me from the other room that I shouldn't be talking to other girls for any reason, blahblahblah.
Ugh.
Why do such small things get blown out of proportion? I'm tired of highschool drama bullshit. I hate being precocious.
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I believe that the majority of kids during high school are still too young to understand the concept of a real relationship. The real relationships happen during college yo.
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I believe that high school relationships do suck, so I have no idea why people are so serious about these things. Even though I'm in high school, my friends who are in relationships generally turn stupid.
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This is a real problem for me. The girls' nipples I pinch tend to orgasm
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On April 01 2008 09:57 Caller wrote:
I believe that high school relationships do suck, so I have no idea why people are so serious about these things. Even though I'm in high school, my friends who are in relationships generally turn stupid.
She's upset because I'm not serious about it.
She thinks "being serious", means everything is a huge deal. But it doesn't mean that at all. It also doesn't mean talking on the phone 24/7, or hanging out with eachother ALL THE TIME.
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United States24650 Posts
I didn't have any relationships so I didn't have to deal with the drama. I was probably better off :-/
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Tell her to grow up and stop acting like a pissy bitch or fuck off.
Gotta put your foot down on nit picking or she's only going to get more controlling, clingy and jealous. Don't give her an inch.
Stick up for yourself son!
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Hey, at least you got to pinch her nipples. Right? Right?
;(
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United States22883 Posts
The most shocking thing about it is that the mom got upset.
It seems like you already know this, but you shouldn't be in a relationship with someone that possessive. I feel sorry for the husband.
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On April 01 2008 10:01 Jibba wrote:
The most shocking thing about it is that the mom got upset.
It seems like you already know this, but you shouldn't be in a relationship with someone that possessive. I feel sorry for the husband.
Single mother.
It isn't that she's possessive, but she over-reacts to every minor situation. Like every stupid highschool tweeny-bopper. Her mother is horrible. Horrible. When I was at her home, we were sitting on the couch watching a movie, I kissed her and we held hands. That's it.
Her mother later lectures her (I suppose she was spying through the window), about how innapropriate that was and how she had only been dating me a month (A month folks. If that isn't time for a kiss, then fuck me and make me play Protoss), and she doesn't want her to get PREGNANT. Pregnant?
And even now, a few months later, her mother eavesdrops on the phone, and has the audacity to ask her what I'm talking about, when it's nothing in particular.
Especially rude since they both know I have alot of privacy issues.
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Ditch her and hook up with her friend? She seems alot more sensible^^
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United States22883 Posts
I wonder if her craziness preceded or is consequent of the single-motherness.
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On April 01 2008 10:11 parkin wrote:
Ditch her and hook up with her friend? She seems alot more sensible^^
I honestly do like my girlfriend though, she's just annoying sometimes. She's just really "emotional". Although sensibility seems to be lost in her, I think her irrationality balances out my rationality.
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When you think about it high school relationships can be less stupid then "real" adult ones. These sometimes tend to take themselves much too seriously, and the whole 20 year old Game thing is just ridiculous. But yeah your girlfriend's mom sounds kinda crazy.
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Yeah, I'd go for the nipple pinchee, she sounds way more fun.
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I think you should have seen this coming before you went for the pinch. Tough luck anyways.
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On April 01 2008 10:11 parkin wrote:
Ditch her and hook up with her friend? She seems alot more sensible^^
I think I agree.
It does seem like the girl likes you.
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On April 01 2008 10:26 RowdierBob wrote:
Yeah, I'd go for the nipple pinchee, she sounds way more fun.
She specifically told me that she didn't like me, she's just naturally flirtacious.
I'm happy, but I'm just getting kind of sick of dramatic situations over things that don't honestly matter.
Hopefully she'll mature up a bit.
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it's your job right now to teach your gf to chill out or fuck off
like rowdierbob says, don't even give her an inch
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United States22883 Posts
Get the mom drunk and fuck her (you know she's gotta be thirsty for some cock), then blame the current gf and tell her it's because she doesn't love you enough and that you'll break up with her for girl #3 unless she has a threesome with the mom.
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On April 01 2008 10:31 Jibba wrote:
Get the mom drunk and fuck her (you know she's gotta be thirsty for some cock), then blame the current gf and tell her it's because she doesn't love you enough and that you'll break up with her for girl #3 unless she has a threesome with the mom.
This is my only girlfriend who hasn't had a MILF.
Her mother is 300 lb.
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United States22883 Posts
On April 01 2008 10:32 DustFerret wrote:Show nested quote +On April 01 2008 10:31 Jibba wrote:
Get the mom drunk and fuck her (you know she's gotta be thirsty for some cock), then blame the current gf and tell her it's because she doesn't love you enough and that you'll break up with her for girl #3 unless she has a threesome with the mom. This is my only girlfriend who hasn't had a MILF. Her mother is 300 lb.
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Real relationships bloom when your partner dies.
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HAHAHAHA,. epic shit. man, girls are SO FUCKING complex, i dont get them at all. 
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omg, jealous control freaks. the worst type. My advice, dump her. Make her cry, using the most atrocious and malicious excuse you have every formulated, and film everything with a hidden camera hidden under a cap. then post it on youtube. Mad props if you laugh in her face during the breakup. 
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Baltimore, USA22251 Posts
On April 01 2008 10:06 DustFerret wrote:
Single mother.
100% of the problem right there.
Don't worry, you'll be done with high school soon enough, and relationships will get slightly less retarded the older you get.
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