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Ok, my friend masami.sc and I were playing on USWest, play/obs. It was masami's turn to play. As a Terran player, the only matchup he can actually play is TvP  The other player went by the name, OWNAGEANDPWNAGE or something was a total noob. OWNAGE went 2gate and distracted masami so badly. By the time masami got 3 tanks, he forgot to make supply - thus extra tanks were unable to be made and 5 goons destroyed his three tanks. He just told me that it was the worst point of all time when he was playing SC.
I remade the game and this time, I played as Terran.
I asked the kid if he was using a 'namespoof' because when I typed his name to check stats, the nick was 'invalid'. He said, what? So I just said, "nvm, you're legit"
Then OWNAGE says, "I'm 8 years old"
I say, "Oh, LOL masami is 17 LMAO" And Masami went like, "OMFG"
Then OWNAGE says how he is one of the best players in his school(-_________-) my friend masami and two other obs start laughing, but I keep boosting this 8 year old's ego by saying he's so good and whatnot. When I had 110 supply, he had 3 goons, but after a minute or so, he makes 14 dark templars or something and attacks me. With scan, I block his "godly push" and max out and nuke him.
When it's clearly evident that the game is over, I tell the kid, "YOU WERE PROGAMED" (yes, stupid, but I made that up on the spot  ) and that I was a progamer playing in MBC Game television channel. The obs decide to play around and say "OMG, really?" and asked me who I was. I reply, "Boxer"
The kid then goes "So I'm going to be broadcasted on TV? Cool" And then he leaves, and the laughter continues
xD
 
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lol, that's awesome if the kid was serious.
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WOW if only I had replay with text...rofl
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worst match ever. *sigh* i swear it was the lag!
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On March 21 2008 12:56 jimminy_kriket wrote:
Dont you use ADV?
No, haven't gotten the one that works for the recent patch ahhhhhhhhh
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One time I convinced a kid that I would make him the godfather of my children and that his views of religion and morality changed my drug-infested life. God I wish I had Penguin Plug back then to record the conversation, it lasted like 2 hours as I massed nukes, all aimed at his unaware base.
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GG kid. hahahahahha
clazzi 8=======D********* OWNAGE the kid
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YOU SON OF A BITCH
I'LL KILL YOU
actually im not the kid but stil haha nice going lol
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Reminds me of when my friend asked how good my other friend was. I told him that he played bisu on bnet attack and that ill send him the vod when i get home. And i told him he got lucky with the his build cause he could see whats on tv. And this guys like yeah yeah sure and than after hes like really? Are you serious and i said yes acting like i wasnt kidding. And i kept on going how he did a 2 fact joyo and stuff and hes like wow i never knew you were that good to my friend <3
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So your friend got pwned by a kid, but you took vengence by beating him? Dayamn boyy, youre too good.
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On March 21 2008 15:42 useLess wrote:
So your friend got pwned by a kid, but you took vengence by beating him? Dayamn boyy, youre too good.
Damn straight motherfucker
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On March 21 2008 20:25 HiTexas wrote:LOOOOOOOOOOL + Show Spoiler +not at all. wtf? 
QFT
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EPT
