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Psst, do not read this blog post if you don't care about my asshole.
I just wanted to share my situation with you guys. It's not that late yet, y'no, it's like what, 1:25? I'm not tired yet, yeaaah I know, it's cooool.
However. When the time comes and I'm tired:
Before going to sleep, I have to surmount a terrifying obstacle.
God, fucking, dammit. This is my third night going through this shit. I'm not getting better at it, it's not getting better at me. This crap isn't doing anything either. It's landed I have to keep tabs on how many times I crap each day. Is it too much to ask to have a normal bathroom life? I don't care for a social life, a sex life, a work life, whatever, just let me fucking crap in peace.
Let's go through the steps of administering my treatment 
1. Make room on the floor.
2. Pull down my Montreal Canadiens underwear.
3. Shake bottle, remove cap.
4. Locate entry point.
5. Infiltrate subject.
6. Squeeze that mutha fuckin' substance in there.
7. Remain in position for THIRTY MINUTES
8. Fall asleep and dream of greener pastures
And I said substance, and not liquid, cuz it is a substance. As if jamming a goddamn probe in your ass wasn't disturbing enough, the solution is thick white and creamy.
Well I tell ya, yep, uhhm, Tchaaaaaaaaaaa.........
IN OTHER NEEEEEWS.. hm, well, really do I ever talk about useful or non-discusting stuff? Of course I don't!
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Did I miss something? Why are you injecting substances into your anus? -_-?
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ROFL! So disgustingly bad it's good
Would read again
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Apparently it's to stop me from taking shits 8 times/day.
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is awesome32278 Posts
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is awesome32278 Posts
ps: i feel bad for you.
LOL!
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Don't you waste less than 30' a day by shitting more?
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On March 20 2008 14:47 IntoTheWow wrote:
Don't you waste less than 30' a day by shitting more?
eh?
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What's the condition called?
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is awesome32278 Posts
So you sit 30' on something not so pleasing.
Why not use those 30' to shit the 8 times your body needs to. And avoid placing stuff in your anus too!
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What's the condition called? WAY TOO MUCH DIARREAH.
Well I don't sit for 30 minutes, either I lie down facing my left, OR, lie face down with my ass extending to the stars.
I can't really chose when to pay my crapping bill, it comes as it desires throughout the day.
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I suggest getting rid of the underwear, that's probably the root of the problem. My bowels would be on the fire as well knowing it was draped in anything related to the Montreal Canadiens.
Get better soon!~
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On March 20 2008 14:39 Pwntrucci[sR] wrote:
the solution is thick white and creamy.
a substantial amount of an extremely sticky substance in her hair
Good times!
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u gotta skate8152 Posts
LOL someone needs to MSPaint this. :p
On March 20 2008 14:45 GeneralStan wrote:
ROFL! So disgustingly bad it's good
Would read again
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On March 20 2008 14:46 IntoTheWow wrote:
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When's your next commentary, buddy?
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On March 20 2008 14:59 KizZBG wrote:
LOL someone needs to MSPaint this. :p
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Oh god that would be aweful :S
Good luck w/ the thick stuffings.
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I want to say "LOL" and post terrible images from 4chan, but I think I'd feel bad.
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just let it go man. whenever it comes, it comes.
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On March 20 2008 14:56 Masamune wrote:
I suggest getting rid of the underwear, that's probably the root of the problem. My bowels would be on the fire as well knowing it was draped in anything related to the Montreal Canadiens.
Get better soon!~
Aha, thanks.
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i love you, pwntrucci
i wish you and your asshole all the best
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Sounds somewhat painful and very disturbing. If someone walks in on you just after you finished administering the stuff... 
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Don't you "lol" me. You just wait.
Edit: Don't fucking click this spoiler. You've been warned.
+ Show Spoiler +
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its 4:21am atm, i still dont get this thread lol.
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I love you do you love me?
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Does it go up when you put it down?
I bet its like a popped marshmellow filled cream candy inside a chocolate donut. Tasty.
J/K. Hope all goes well.
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Fuck when i looked at the picture i immediatly knew what you're going to tell us.
With that being said: LOOAAAWL!!
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LOA SDLAW OAWLD KAMSDO WAL!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111
Now that's out the way, is there no other treatment for this problem Pwntrucci? Do the standard constipation-inducing tablets not work :S I guess I'm going over the really obvious here, but have you looked at your diet etc.
Btw, sorry to be curious, but unless you take it up the ass every week (apparently that tears about the muscles which allow you to hold it all in), how did this problem develop?
Hope you get better!
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im so sorry for you, but seriously i'd rather crap 8 times/day than do this for 2 weeks or w/e it takes
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United States3573 Posts
OMFG LOL
remain in the position for 30 minutes?
hahah
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On March 20 2008 17:40 ._. wrote:
Does it go up when you put it down?
I bet its like a popped marshmellow filled cream candy inside a chocolate donut. Tasty.
J/K. Hope all goes well.
OMG
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On March 20 2008 15:21 Pwntrucci[sR] wrote:Show nested quote +On March 20 2008 14:56 Masamune wrote:
I suggest getting rid of the underwear, that's probably the root of the problem. My bowels would be on the fire as well knowing it was draped in anything related to the Montreal Canadiens.
Get better soon!~ Aha, thanks.
<3
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LMFAO!!!
30 MINS!!!!
Wow man. I feel sorry for u.
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Hey I just woke up and I feel great, maybe this stuff is starting to do something :D
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Belgium8305 Posts
so you complained about pooping too much and they basically told you to stuff your butt with cum
are you sure you saw an actual doctor
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On March 20 2008 14:55 Pwntrucci[sR] wrote:
Well I don't sit for 30 minutes, either I lie down facing my left, OR, lie face down with my ass extending to the stars.
HAHAH
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On March 21 2008 02:35 vGl-CoW wrote:
so you complained about pooping too much and they basically told you to stuff your butt with cum
are you sure you saw an actual doctor hoooooly shiiit this KILLED me..
yeah everyone who is super skeptical, pwntrucci has been blogging about his anal difficulties for a long time, he's gone through all kinds of shit with doctors and hospitals and medicine..
yeah i'm following your rectal diary.
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lol booya, my ass has fans.
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T_T
I almost feel your pain... Almost.
Get better <3
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