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Pwntrucci[sR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada1519 Posts
March 20 2008 05:39 GMT
#1
Psst, do not read this blog post if you don't care about my asshole.





I just wanted to share my situation with you guys. It's not that late yet, y'no, it's like what, 1:25? I'm not tired yet, yeaaah I know, it's cooool.

However. When the time comes and I'm tired:

Before going to sleep, I have to surmount a terrifying obstacle.

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God, fucking, dammit. This is my third night going through this shit. I'm not getting better at it, it's not getting better at me. This crap isn't doing anything either. It's landed I have to keep tabs on how many times I crap each day. Is it too much to ask to have a normal bathroom life? I don't care for a social life, a sex life, a work life, whatever, just let me fucking crap in peace.

Let's go through the steps of administering my treatment

1. Make room on the floor.
2. Pull down my Montreal Canadiens underwear.
3. Shake bottle, remove cap.
4. Locate entry point.
5. Infiltrate subject.
6. Squeeze that mutha fuckin' substance in there.
7. Remain in position for THIRTY MINUTES
8. Fall asleep and dream of greener pastures

And I said substance, and not liquid, cuz it is a substance. As if jamming a goddamn probe in your ass wasn't disturbing enough, the solution is thick white and creamy.

Well I tell ya, yep, uhhm, Tchaaaaaaaaaaa.........

IN OTHER NEEEEEWS.. hm, well, really do I ever talk about useful or non-discusting stuff? Of course I don't!

*****
bg
rpf
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States2705 Posts
March 20 2008 05:42 GMT
#2
Did I miss something? Why are you injecting substances into your anus? -_-?
"A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity." - Sigmund Freud
GeneralStan
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States4789 Posts
March 20 2008 05:45 GMT
#3
ROFL! So disgustingly bad it's good

Would read again
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Pwntrucci[sR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada1519 Posts
March 20 2008 05:45 GMT
#4
Apparently it's to stop me from taking shits 8 times/day.
bg
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32274 Posts
March 20 2008 05:46 GMT
#5
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Moderator<:3-/-<
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32274 Posts
March 20 2008 05:46 GMT
#6
ps: i feel bad for you.

LOL!
Moderator<:3-/-<
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32274 Posts
March 20 2008 05:47 GMT
#7
Don't you waste less than 30' a day by shitting more?
Moderator<:3-/-<
ilovezil
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States4143 Posts
March 20 2008 05:49 GMT
#8
Oh my...oh my...

... ROFL
Pwntrucci[sR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada1519 Posts
March 20 2008 05:51 GMT
#9
On March 20 2008 14:47 IntoTheWow wrote:
Don't you waste less than 30' a day by shitting more?


eh?
bg
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
March 20 2008 05:52 GMT
#10
What's the condition called?
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32274 Posts
March 20 2008 05:53 GMT
#11
So you sit 30' on something not so pleasing.

Why not use those 30' to shit the 8 times your body needs to. And avoid placing stuff in your anus too!
Moderator<:3-/-<
Pwntrucci[sR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada1519 Posts
March 20 2008 05:55 GMT
#12
What's the condition called? WAY TOO MUCH DIARREAH.

Well I don't sit for 30 minutes, either I lie down facing my left, OR, lie face down with my ass extending to the stars.

I can't really chose when to pay my crapping bill, it comes as it desires throughout the day.
bg
Masamune
Profile Joined January 2007
Canada3401 Posts
March 20 2008 05:56 GMT
#13
I suggest getting rid of the underwear, that's probably the root of the problem. My bowels would be on the fire as well knowing it was draped in anything related to the Montreal Canadiens.

Get better soon!~
Hittegods
Profile Joined April 2007
Stockholm4640 Posts
March 20 2008 05:59 GMT
#14
On March 20 2008 14:39 Pwntrucci[sR] wrote:
the solution is thick white and creamy.

a substantial amount of an extremely sticky substance in her hair


Good times!
This neo violence, pure self defiance
KizZBG
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
u gotta skate8152 Posts
March 20 2008 05:59 GMT
#15
LOL someone needs to MSPaint this. :p

On March 20 2008 14:45 GeneralStan wrote:
ROFL! So disgustingly bad it's good

Would read again
eSTRO for life | #2 Sea.Really fan! | #1 GosI[Flying] fan! | Clide - best SC2 terran!
Narrator
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States868 Posts
March 20 2008 06:01 GMT
#16
On March 20 2008 14:46 IntoTheWow wrote:
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When's your next commentary, buddy?
evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
March 20 2008 06:02 GMT
#17
On March 20 2008 14:59 KizZBG wrote:
LOL someone needs to MSPaint this. :p

Would read again
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Oh god that would be aweful :S
Good luck w/ the thick stuffings.
Life is run, it is dance, it is fast, passionate and BAM!, you dance and sing and booze while you can for now is the time and time is mine. Smile and laugh when still can for now is the time and soon you die!
rpf
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States2705 Posts
March 20 2008 06:05 GMT
#18
I want to say "LOL" and post terrible images from 4chan, but I think I'd feel bad.
"A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity." - Sigmund Freud
poilord
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Germany3252 Posts
March 20 2008 06:09 GMT
#19
just let it go man. whenever it comes, it comes.
Pwntrucci[sR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada1519 Posts
March 20 2008 06:21 GMT
#20
On March 20 2008 14:56 Masamune wrote:
I suggest getting rid of the underwear, that's probably the root of the problem. My bowels would be on the fire as well knowing it was draped in anything related to the Montreal Canadiens.

Get better soon!~


Aha, thanks.
bg
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