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Psst, do not read this blog post if you don't care about my asshole.
I just wanted to share my situation with you guys. It's not that late yet, y'no, it's like what, 1:25? I'm not tired yet, yeaaah I know, it's cooool.
However. When the time comes and I'm tired:
Before going to sleep, I have to surmount a terrifying obstacle.
God, fucking, dammit. This is my third night going through this shit. I'm not getting better at it, it's not getting better at me. This crap isn't doing anything either. It's landed I have to keep tabs on how many times I crap each day. Is it too much to ask to have a normal bathroom life? I don't care for a social life, a sex life, a work life, whatever, just let me fucking crap in peace.
Let's go through the steps of administering my treatment 
1. Make room on the floor.
2. Pull down my Montreal Canadiens underwear.
3. Shake bottle, remove cap.
4. Locate entry point.
5. Infiltrate subject.
6. Squeeze that mutha fuckin' substance in there.
7. Remain in position for THIRTY MINUTES
8. Fall asleep and dream of greener pastures
And I said substance, and not liquid, cuz it is a substance. As if jamming a goddamn probe in your ass wasn't disturbing enough, the solution is thick white and creamy.
Well I tell ya, yep, uhhm, Tchaaaaaaaaaaa.........
IN OTHER NEEEEEWS.. hm, well, really do I ever talk about useful or non-discusting stuff? Of course I don't!
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Did I miss something? Why are you injecting substances into your anus? -_-?
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United States4789 Posts
ROFL! So disgustingly bad it's good
Would read again
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Apparently it's to stop me from taking shits 8 times/day.
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is awesome32275 Posts
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is awesome32275 Posts
ps: i feel bad for you.
LOL!
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is awesome32275 Posts
Don't you waste less than 30' a day by shitting more?
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On March 20 2008 14:47 IntoTheWow wrote:
Don't you waste less than 30' a day by shitting more?
eh?
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What's the condition called?
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is awesome32275 Posts
So you sit 30' on something not so pleasing.
Why not use those 30' to shit the 8 times your body needs to. And avoid placing stuff in your anus too!
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What's the condition called? WAY TOO MUCH DIARREAH.
Well I don't sit for 30 minutes, either I lie down facing my left, OR, lie face down with my ass extending to the stars.
I can't really chose when to pay my crapping bill, it comes as it desires throughout the day.
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I suggest getting rid of the underwear, that's probably the root of the problem. My bowels would be on the fire as well knowing it was draped in anything related to the Montreal Canadiens.
Get better soon!~
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On March 20 2008 14:39 Pwntrucci[sR] wrote:
the solution is thick white and creamy.
a substantial amount of an extremely sticky substance in her hair
Good times!
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u gotta skate8152 Posts
LOL someone needs to MSPaint this. :p
On March 20 2008 14:45 GeneralStan wrote:
ROFL! So disgustingly bad it's good
Would read again
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On March 20 2008 14:46 IntoTheWow wrote:
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When's your next commentary, buddy?
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On March 20 2008 14:59 KizZBG wrote:
LOL someone needs to MSPaint this. :p
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Oh god that would be aweful :S
Good luck w/ the thick stuffings.
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I want to say "LOL" and post terrible images from 4chan, but I think I'd feel bad.
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just let it go man. whenever it comes, it comes.
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On March 20 2008 14:56 Masamune wrote:
I suggest getting rid of the underwear, that's probably the root of the problem. My bowels would be on the fire as well knowing it was draped in anything related to the Montreal Canadiens.
Get better soon!~
Aha, thanks.
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