Would someone PLEASE teach me how to fucking ZvP. I am honestly considering not playing the fucking matchup anymore. I haven't won a single fucking ZvP in about a month, and everything from 1gate core to FUCKING SCOUT RUSH HAS FUCKING BEATEN ME. SOMEONE TELL ME HOW THE FUCK TO WIN ZVP.

ps: lulz

cava

United States1035 Posts

March 06 2008 04:36 GMT

Don't be bad.

ShaLLoW[baY]

Canada12499 Posts

March 06 2008 04:38 GMT

Hey, fuck you asshole!

Seriously though, I have never felt as much rage at this fucking game as about a minute ago, I slammed my keyboard, dislodging a few keys, before snapping a few pens in half and throwing someone across the room.

Bond(i2)

Canada926 Posts

March 06 2008 04:38 GMT

take a day off then go play zvps somewhere other than iccup where there isnt much pressure... you're prolly too angry to win atm

Slaughter

United States20254 Posts

March 06 2008 04:38 GMT

Hey man I know your pain! Lol when I played a lot 2 years ago I was an ok player and people where all like Z has the atvantage at lower levels but I always could never be that good against them. Hell though I just started an ICCUP account not to long ago and im like 1-9...the game is SO different and everyone plays different and my old builds suck now! Hell I don't really even know the new maps well and sometimes I get into a game and I have never played the map before heh. Thats why SC is so awesome though because of its evolution. You just need to find why you are losing and get into a groove and you should be fine.

MoNKeYSpanKeR

United States2869 Posts

March 06 2008 04:39 GMT

COME MY CHILD I WILL TAKE YOU UNDER MY ZvP WING.

my ZvT and ZvZ wings are kind of broken/half retarded.

First what build and unit combinations do you usually use? And if you search for chills vods on ZvP here they will help you a lot.

Night[Mare

Mexico4793 Posts

March 06 2008 04:39 GMT

msg me on iccup: guX

edit: mafioso scum

kdog3683

United States916 Posts

March 06 2008 04:41 GMT

shallow[bay] you play d2 correct?

Falcynn

United States3597 Posts

March 06 2008 04:42 GMT

whoa, PvZ is probably my worst mu, maybe I should play you sometime :D

ShaLLoW[baY]

Canada12499 Posts

March 06 2008 04:47 GMT

#10

Sec, in middle of game, I'll answer in a moment

ATeddyBear

Canada2843 Posts

March 06 2008 04:48 GMT

#11

hold lurker at potential expos

grobo

Japan6199 Posts

March 06 2008 04:49 GMT

#12

I know the feeling, as soon as i see their fucking storms fry the entire map i feel like putting my fist through the wall.

Dr.Dragoon

United States1241 Posts

March 06 2008 04:49 GMT

#13

Teach me TvZ. I'm too lazy to control more than 4 groups of units.

grobo

Japan6199 Posts

March 06 2008 04:50 GMT

#14

On March 06 2008 13:47 ShaLLoW[baY] wrote:
Sec, in middle of game, I'll answer in a moment

alt+tab while SC'ing, that's gosu man.

Equinox_kr

United States7395 Posts

March 06 2008 04:50 GMT

#15

Msg me for awesome games involving 1 gate zeal to 4 stargate scouts

decafchicken

United States20090 Posts

March 06 2008 04:50 GMT

#16

12 hat 11 pool 13 hat -> double gas -> double evo -> double expo -> MASS ling contain -> skip lair -> patrol potential expos -> 5/3 3/3 ultra/ling win

Krohm

Canada1857 Posts

March 06 2008 04:55 GMT

#17

9 pool speedlings on open ground maps is a very good Zerg opening against Toss. You need to have some degree of multitasking skill though in order to not fall behind in macro while you harass the shit out of his base.

I have a very noob PvZ. (My main race is Z) but I'd be willing to play you. I'm sure it would better both of our skills in the MU. So if you're interested let me know by pming me on here.

Jonoman92

United States9105 Posts

March 06 2008 05:04 GMT

#18

Well if you just want to win some ZvPs 3 hatch ling will win a good 75% of games C+ and below.

ShaLLoW[baY]

Canada12499 Posts

March 06 2008 05:07 GMT

#19

On March 06 2008 13:50 grobo wrote:

Show nested quote +

alt+tab while SC'ing, that's gosu man.

He paused for a while :p

Quick question before I resume my woes:
If someone joins my 1v1 D game and I don't notice he's D-, and he asks for re after, does that count as noob bashing?