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ShaLLoW[baY]
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada12499 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-03-06 04:34:33
March 06 2008 04:33 GMT
#1
Would someone PLEASE teach me how to fucking ZvP. I am honestly considering not playing the fucking matchup anymore. I haven't won a single fucking ZvP in about a month, and everything from 1gate core to FUCKING SCOUT RUSH HAS FUCKING BEATEN ME. SOMEONE TELL ME HOW THE FUCK TO WIN ZVP.


ps: lulz
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****
ALEXISONFIRE ARE FUCKING BACK (sAviOr for life)
cava
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
United States1035 Posts
March 06 2008 04:36 GMT
#2
Don't be bad.
cava!
ShaLLoW[baY]
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada12499 Posts
March 06 2008 04:38 GMT
#3
Hey, fuck you asshole!

Seriously though, I have never felt as much rage at this fucking game as about a minute ago, I slammed my keyboard, dislodging a few keys, before snapping a few pens in half and throwing someone across the room.
ALEXISONFIRE ARE FUCKING BACK (sAviOr for life)
Bond(i2)
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada926 Posts
March 06 2008 04:38 GMT
#4
take a day off then go play zvps somewhere other than iccup where there isnt much pressure... you're prolly too angry to win atm
roses are red violets are blue, Im schitzophrenic and so am i
Slaughter
Profile Blog Joined November 2003
United States20254 Posts
March 06 2008 04:38 GMT
#5
Hey man I know your pain! Lol when I played a lot 2 years ago I was an ok player and people where all like Z has the atvantage at lower levels but I always could never be that good against them. Hell though I just started an ICCUP account not to long ago and im like 1-9...the game is SO different and everyone plays different and my old builds suck now! Hell I don't really even know the new maps well and sometimes I get into a game and I have never played the map before heh. Thats why SC is so awesome though because of its evolution. You just need to find why you are losing and get into a groove and you should be fine.
Never Knows Best.
MoNKeYSpanKeR
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States2869 Posts
March 06 2008 04:39 GMT
#6
COME MY CHILD I WILL TAKE YOU UNDER MY ZvP WING.

my ZvT and ZvZ wings are kind of broken/half retarded.


First what build and unit combinations do you usually use? And if you search for chills vods on ZvP here they will help you a lot.
<3's Mani and Seraphim, thx for the second chance. TSL Name: TSL-mSLeGenD
Night[Mare
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Mexico4793 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-03-06 04:39:43
March 06 2008 04:39 GMT
#7
msg me on iccup: guX

edit: mafioso scum
Teamliquidian townie
kdog3683
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States916 Posts
March 06 2008 04:41 GMT
#8
shallow[bay] you play d2 correct?
Multiply your efforts.
Falcynn
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3597 Posts
March 06 2008 04:42 GMT
#9
whoa, PvZ is probably my worst mu, maybe I should play you sometime :D
ShaLLoW[baY]
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada12499 Posts
March 06 2008 04:47 GMT
#10
Sec, in middle of game, I'll answer in a moment
ALEXISONFIRE ARE FUCKING BACK (sAviOr for life)
ATeddyBear
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
Canada2843 Posts
March 06 2008 04:48 GMT
#11
hold lurker at potential expos
Professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world’s first analrapist.
grobo
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Japan6199 Posts
March 06 2008 04:49 GMT
#12
I know the feeling, as soon as i see their fucking storms fry the entire map i feel like putting my fist through the wall.
We make signature, then defense it.
Dr.Dragoon
Profile Joined November 2007
United States1241 Posts
March 06 2008 04:49 GMT
#13
Teach me TvZ. I'm too lazy to control more than 4 groups of units.
~o~ I have returned
grobo
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Japan6199 Posts
March 06 2008 04:50 GMT
#14
On March 06 2008 13:47 ShaLLoW[baY] wrote:
Sec, in middle of game, I'll answer in a moment


alt+tab while SC'ing, that's gosu man.
We make signature, then defense it.
Equinox_kr
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States7395 Posts
March 06 2008 04:50 GMT
#15
Msg me for awesome games involving 1 gate zeal to 4 stargate scouts
^-^
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20076 Posts
March 06 2008 04:50 GMT
#16
12 hat 11 pool 13 hat -> double gas -> double evo -> double expo -> MASS ling contain -> skip lair -> patrol potential expos -> 5/3 3/3 ultra/ling win
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
Krohm
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Canada1857 Posts
March 06 2008 04:55 GMT
#17
9 pool speedlings on open ground maps is a very good Zerg opening against Toss. You need to have some degree of multitasking skill though in order to not fall behind in macro while you harass the shit out of his base.

I have a very noob PvZ. (My main race is Z) but I'd be willing to play you. I'm sure it would better both of our skills in the MU. So if you're interested let me know by pming me on here.
Not bad for a cat toy.
Jonoman92
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States9104 Posts
March 06 2008 05:04 GMT
#18
Well if you just want to win some ZvPs 3 hatch ling will win a good 75% of games C+ and below.
ShaLLoW[baY]
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada12499 Posts
March 06 2008 05:07 GMT
#19
On March 06 2008 13:50 grobo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 06 2008 13:47 ShaLLoW[baY] wrote:
Sec, in middle of game, I'll answer in a moment


alt+tab while SC'ing, that's gosu man.


He paused for a while :p

Quick question before I resume my woes:
If someone joins my 1v1 D game and I don't notice he's D-, and he asks for re after, does that count as noob bashing?
ALEXISONFIRE ARE FUCKING BACK (sAviOr for life)
ATeddyBear
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
Canada2843 Posts
March 06 2008 05:09 GMT
#20
only if you enjoy it
Professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world’s first analrapist.
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