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The most fucking scariest bugs ever

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MenzieK
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States123 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-01-18 21:30:22
January 18 2008 19:57 GMT
#1
http://www.cracked.com/article_15816_5-most-horrifying-bugs-in-world.html

HOLY FUCK!! I MIGHT HAVE HAD A HUMAN FLY BOT!!!!!

EXCERPT:

From:
Most species found in Central and South America, some species found all over the world

Why you must fear it:
Oh boy. Ohhhhh boy. Okay, Bot flies.

There are dozens of varieties of Bot Fly, they're each highly adapted to target a specific animal, they have delightfully descriptive names like Horse Stomach Bot Fly, Sheep Nose Bot Fly and, hey, guess what. One of them is called Human Bot Fly.

They each have a different and elaborate reproductive cycle, all of which end with a fat, half-inch maggot embedded in living flesh. Feeding.



Horse Stomach Bots, for example, lay their eggs in grass. Horses eat the grass. And the eggs. Which hatch in the heat of the horse's mouth. Upon which they chew through the horse's tongue and burrow, through the horse, into its belly. Where they meet up and dig honeycombs into the horse's stomach. And get fat. When they're ready to be flies, they just let go and get pooped out of the system.

The Human Bot Fly lays its eggs on a horsefly or a mosquito, something that will attempt to land on a human. This carrier finds a human and lands on him or her. The eggs rub off onto the human, whose body heat hatches the eggs. The larvae drop onto the skin and burrow right the fuck in. Where they live. Under your skin. Eating.

Here's video of them removing one. DO NOT FUCKING WATCH THIS. Fuck, we don't even know why we linked it.



More scary shit:
Here is the best part. The larvae can grow anywhere in your body, it just depends on where the eggs wind up. Which could end up with you having a fat wormy thing in your tear duct. Or your brain. We know, because that's happened.



A Human Bot Fly larvae, burrowing into your brain. Eating your thoughts.





****
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
January 18 2008 20:06 GMT
#2
Interesting.
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
January 18 2008 20:08 GMT
#3
FUCK
fucking fuckng motherfufcking parasites

FUCK
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
January 18 2008 20:18 GMT
#4
Parasites are scary shit.
Peace~
ilovejonn
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Canada2548 Posts
January 18 2008 20:55 GMT
#5
Oh my god. This shit is fucking scary. Fuck the jungle. Fuck nature.

T___T
Snowflakes in January, Heart warm like February, I wouldn't ordinarily..
SonuvBob
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Aiur21549 Posts
January 18 2008 21:08 GMT
#6
Aw, you didn't link the brain pic.

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TheTyranid
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Russian Federation4333 Posts
January 18 2008 21:10 GMT
#7
ZvT is imba.
Radical
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States481 Posts
January 18 2008 21:11 GMT
#8
Holy fuck.
Bub
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States3518 Posts
January 18 2008 21:12 GMT
#9
Gdamn parasites, die please.

On January 19 2008 06:10 TheTyranid wrote:
ZvT is imba.


laughs.
XK ßubonic
zulu_nation8
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
China26351 Posts
January 18 2008 21:17 GMT
#10
I have insect phobia, I clicked on the link to challenge myself, the first one looked like an anime character and was cool, the second one had hair and looked like almost a mammal and was alright, the third picture I closed immediately and then closed firefox altogether, I will never find out what the 4th and 5th one are
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
January 18 2008 21:19 GMT
#11
yeah bot flies are nicknamed the "savior of africa" because they pretty much single handidly stopped a big portion of the migration of whites to africa.
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
January 18 2008 21:34 GMT
#12
I think Jaedong though has the scariest bugs right now [:
Peace~
TheTyranid
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Russian Federation4333 Posts
January 18 2008 21:41 GMT
#13
On January 19 2008 06:19 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
yeah bot flies are nicknamed the "savior of africa" because they pretty much single handidly stopped a big portion of the migration of whites to africa.

Hahaha, white people fucked up Africa enough though.
TheTyranid
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Russian Federation4333 Posts
January 18 2008 21:45 GMT
#14
Btw I saw a documentary on scariest bugs on Nat Geo. So these bot flies are also attracted to domestic cattle. They had a film crew walk into a farm and come up to one of the cows. It's side was literally covered with these flesh eating maggots. It is too much of a hastle for people to remove the maggots from each cow. One was so large, you could see it on the cow from several yards away.
Xeofreestyler
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
Belgium6771 Posts
January 18 2008 22:30 GMT
#15
Great, now I'm creeped out.
Graphics
kidd
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
United States2848 Posts
January 18 2008 23:17 GMT
#16
This reminds me of this fish I remember reading about in Brazil that creeps up your urine and into your wee wee when the locals would take a pee in the Amazon. The fish would then live inside your pee pee until you had it painfully removed.

Cool google is my friend, I found an article on it

Link
Hi
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-01-18 23:34:12
January 18 2008 23:33 GMT
#17
On January 19 2008 08:17 kidd wrote:
This reminds me of this fish I remember reading about in Brazil that creeps up your urine and into your wee wee when the locals would take a pee in the Amazon. The fish would then live inside your pee pee until you had it painfully removed.

Cool google is my friend, I found an article on it

Link

You fail to mention the long-ass spines it shoots out to secure its position in your urinary tract. For men, this means your penis gets skewered. Discovery channel on Halloween is far scarier than Saw.
Peace~
Titusmaster6
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States5937 Posts
January 19 2008 01:13 GMT
#18
The Japanese Giant Hornet is fucking insane! Holy shit those things are so scary I saw one on the TV that like took on an entire bee hive and lived to tell the tale. One of those motherfuckers killed like 50 bees, it lost one antennae and half a wing but somehow still managed to fly away. Truly epic fight, it was like watching the Last Samurai.
Shorts down shorts up, BOOM, just like that.
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