The guy wakes up, goes to the door and finds that yet again, he didn’t receive his newspaper. Same guy goes into his mailbox, pulls out lots of “LAST WARNING” letters and decides to put it in the recycle bin. He then walks into his kitchen and next thing you know, he finds his newspaper there. There he could both smile and say:
“Recycling rocks!”
He could also just smile and some text would say “Recycling makes good things happen.”
Then whatever you want to put afterwards.
Suggestion:
The guy should be an African-American with a morning beard with a few white hair.
Thoughts? I hope not :D!