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YokoKano
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United States612 Posts
January 14 2017 09:16 GMT
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And so I would like to briefly revisit my major work, "The Real World..." in light of my most recent experience. Call it "the country ham".

You can see that in this landscape, set with cutlery and foodstuffs, it is not for the sake of the landscape that we should have this conversation, but rather that the landscape and the conversation should exist for the benefit of the country ham.

The country ham, notable item in this landscape we are discussing is the benefactor or should I say the beneficiary of the landscape and the conversation surrounding it.

This is the true essence of philosophy and I think anyone who sees this is a master of the art. it is the operation of the universe contained and anthropometamorphed into the actuality of experience that we should see this country ham and understand in its inimicable form the nature of our discourse. Seldom is the observer confronted with some object like the country ham which in its presentation spares with no expense to create the scene of its being beheld.

And so it is with some urgency I terminate this discussion of the country ham lest I should say too much.

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United States7291 Posts
January 14 2017 11:45 GMT
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Hamboning will save your life someday!

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January 14 2017 16:06 GMT
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On January 14 2017 18:16 YokoKano wrote:
And so I would like to briefly revisit my major work, "The Real World..." in light of my most recent experience. Call it "the country ham".

You can see that in this landscape,

...

Seldom is the observer confronted with some object like the country ham which in its presentation spares with no expense to create the scene of its being beheld.

And so it is with some urgency I terminate this discussion of the country ham lest I should say too much.

If you terminate the discussion about country ham before it has the chance of taking off, country ham might get mad at you.+ Show Spoiler +
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January 14 2017 18:26 GMT
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I remember a Regular Show episode about the Friendzone and I was like...Hey, Arnold never prepared me for this.
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