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I was walking down the road in my 1956 Dodge Chrysler.
As the speedometer rolled over 293 my girlfriend turned to me and said, "You know this isn't a Gundam."
"Have I ever disappointed you?" I shot to my right.
"N-N-No, I don't think so."
"Good." And I barreled into the parking lot slowing gradually until around a dead stop.
"There's no reason to stop so fast," she said.
"There's no reason to stop at all," I muttered under my breath.
"Now look what we have here" one of the four thugs said, a gold-plated revolver held at about chest level like something out of a James Bond movie.
My girlfriend looked like she would choke in the cloying silence.
Outside the car I noticed there were four thugs one pointing a gun at me.
I motioned to them.
"Do I look like God", I asked a subtle emphasis that this was not a drill.
After a few nanoseconds no one had replied.
"Do I look like Satan" I muttered irritable.
After what seemed like an eternity the guy with the gun said: "No, those people don't exist."
"Then why were you pointing a gun at the juggernaut?"
After a few more nanoseconds no one had replied.
"Fine. You don't have to talk to me. I'm not your father. If I was your father, you'd be alive."
They weren't alive. After a shot to the head the guy with the gun had his head blown off. One of the other guys had a collapsed chest cavity where he lay inside a wall a hundred yards away. The soles of my shoes were imprinted six inches deep in his ribcage.
I couldn't see the other two.
"Indeed. If I was your father you'd be alive. That's what it means to be a father."
My girlfriend was acting passive had fainted.
No one points a firearm at the juggernaut.
 
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finally a new Yoko Kano blog
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On June 20 2016 19:27 Ej_ wrote:
finally a new Yoko Kano blog
Good things come to those who wait.
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lol, damn wistful liquidians require a return to titular BROOD WAR blogging even in these dry times. My blog is nothing other than the unloading of a "Sieged Tank", so I get 1-starred TT.
It makes me think I should just return to wraithhing or lurking or whatever ^_^.
ungrateful bastards btw
Then again Boxer/Nada/Saviour remained number one until late 2014 on TL so in a decade I'll probably be world famous with a publicist.
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I see I came back at just the right time.
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ya nina ya and so did your mom. srsly if I'm banned again i'll be in the chillpill 4eva so let's keep the flames to bw
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[x] is a gurl
[x] wants to marry someone who makes over 100k per year
[x] is willing to buy a computer game
[ ] brainz
[x] motivation
[love]
btw i totally meant chillpen not chillpill lol
edit(a few hours): lol how awkward of me
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ya and can u explain how this works "NO" well... damn yo
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I was waiting for a blog like this. Thanks
5/5
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3 days still no ninazerg, im losing faith in tl blogs
nvm i didnt see who posted the eminem gif, im blind as a bat
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thx c3rber, endy 4 the 5/5s, lol. doubt this blog has ever received 5/5 cuz the topics have always been pretty much psychological.
ninazerg was really the only one who understood me in the past half decade when i was only interested in sex and brood war. yea it never really went that far between us, and to be honest there's nothing surprising about that because none of my human relationships go very far.
but that's how it came to be that nina and i were worst enemies. she was smart and could appreciate the theme of the blog; basically that humans were just cosmological transience and that the gradual (or not so gradual shift) was basically governed by physics and some deeper sociology. since the blog was basically an endless repeat of "humans are too primitive to meaningfully manipulate an environment" and then lamentation about me being human everyone got pretty bored pretty fast. i got a lot of one-stars, bans from chill and like twelve years ago got banned twice because of wraith cloak glitches and LT balance problems
obviously I'm a lot more mature today and there's not this steady stream of "3vs12" is high noon bullshit or that "6vs9" is only viable PvT, ZvP. the fact that my subconscious isn't a train wreck of brood war memes from over-anxiety emo-punk-rock listeners has improved my life dramatically.
I've pretty much maid the stolid transition from
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to
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i guess the 5s are no shock at this point as I'm practically thirty years old and almost nothing grinds my gears. life will be pretty good again soon if I get a new aquarium, dehumidifier, or failing those a lava lamp. neway thanx 4 tha 5z gr8
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On June 23 2016 13:12 YokoKano wrote:thx c3rber, endy 4 the 5/5s, lol. doubt this blog has ever received 5/5 cuz the topics have always been pretty much psychological. ninazerg was really the only one who understood me in the past half decade when i was only interested in sex and brood war. yea it never really went that far between us, and to be honest there's nothing surprising about that because none of my human relationships go very far. but that's how it came to be that nina and i were worst enemies. she was smart and could appreciate the theme of the blog; basically that humans were just cosmological transience and that the gradual (or not so gradual shift) was basically governed by physics and some deeper sociology. since the blog was basically an endless repeat of "humans are too primitive to meaningfully manipulate an environment" and then lamentation about me being human everyone got pretty bored pretty fast. i got a lot of one-stars, bans from chill and like twelve years ago got banned twice because of wraith cloak glitches and LT balance problemsobviously I'm a lot more mature today and there's not this steady stream of "3vs12" is high noon bullshit or that "6vs9" is only viable PvT, ZvP. the fact that my subconscious isn't a train wreck of brood war memes from over-anxiety emo-punk-rock listeners has improved my life dramatically. I've pretty much maid the stolid transition from ._____________. to i guess the 5s are no shock at this point as I'm practically thirty years old and almost nothing grinds my gears. life will be pretty good again soon if I get a new aquarium, dehumidifier, or failing those a lava lamp. neway thanx 4 tha 5z gr8
if i was a mod i would also ban any terran that landed tanks near my natural
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