• Log InLog In
  • Register
Liquid`
Team Liquid Liquipedia
EDT 18:44
CEST 00:44
KST 07:44
  • Home
  • Forum
  • Calendar
  • Streams
  • Liquipedia
  • Features
  • Store
  • EPT
  • TL+
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Smash
  • Heroes
  • Counter-Strike
  • Overwatch
  • Liquibet
  • Fantasy StarCraft
  • TLPD
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Blogs
Forum Sidebar
Events/Features
News
Featured News
Code S Season 1 - RO8 Preview3[ASL21] Ro8 Preview Pt2: Progenitors8Code S Season 1 - RO12 Group A: Rogue, Percival, Solar, Zoun13[ASL21] Ro8 Preview Pt1: Inheritors16[ASL21] Ro16 Preview Pt2: All Star10
Community News
Weekly Cups (April 27-May 4): Clem takes triple0RSL Revival: Season 5 - Qualifiers and Main Event11Code S Season 1 (2026) - RO12 Results12026 GSL Season 1 Qualifiers25Maestros of the Game 2 announced9
StarCraft 2
General
Code S Season 1 - RO8 Preview Behind the Blue - Team Liquid History Book Weekly Cups (April 27-May 4): Clem takes triple Blizzard Classic Cup @ BlizzCon 2026 - $100k prize pool Code S Season 1 (2026) - RO12 Results
Tourneys
GSL Code S Season 1 (2026) Sparkling Tuna Cup - Weekly Open Tournament RSL Revival: Season 5 - Qualifiers and Main Event StarCraft Evolution League (SC Evo Biweekly) 2026 GSL Season 2 Qualifiers
Strategy
Custom Maps
[D]RTS in all its shapes and glory <3 [A] Nemrods 1/4 players [M] (2) Frigid Storage
External Content
Mutation # 524 Death and Taxes The PondCast: SC2 News & Results Mutation # 523 Firewall Mutation # 522 Flip My Base
Brood War
General
BGH Auto Balance -> http://bghmmr.eu/ (Spoiler) Asl ro8 D winner interview BW General Discussion Do we have a pimpest plays list? AI Question
Tourneys
[ASL21] Ro8 Day 4 [ASL21] Ro8 Day 3 [Megathread] Daily Proleagues [ASL21] Ro8 Day 2
Strategy
Simple Questions, Simple Answers Fighting Spirit mining rates What's the deal with APM & what's its true value Any training maps people recommend?
Other Games
General Games
Nintendo Switch Thread Dawn of War IV Stormgate/Frost Giant Megathread OutLive 25 (RTS Game) Daigo vs Menard Best of 10
Dota 2
The Story of Wings Gaming
League of Legends
G2 just beat GenG in First stand
Heroes of the Storm
Simple Questions, Simple Answers Heroes of the Storm 2.0
Hearthstone
Deck construction bug Heroes of StarCraft mini-set
TL Mafia
Vanilla Mini Mafia Mafia Game Mode Feedback/Ideas TL Mafia Community Thread Five o'clock TL Mafia
Community
General
Russo-Ukrainian War Thread US Politics Mega-thread European Politico-economics QA Mega-thread 3D technology/software discussion Canadian Politics Mega-thread
Fan Clubs
The IdrA Fan Club
Media & Entertainment
Anime Discussion Thread [Manga] One Piece [Req][Books] Good Fantasy/SciFi books
Sports
2024 - 2026 Football Thread Formula 1 Discussion McBoner: A hockey love story
World Cup 2022
Tech Support
streaming software Strange computer issues (software) [G] How to Block Livestream Ads
TL Community
The Automated Ban List
Blogs
Movie Stars In Video Games: …
TrAiDoS
ramps on octagon
StaticNine
Broowar part 2
qwaykee
Funny Nicknames
LUCKY_NOOB
Customize Sidebar...

Website Feedback

Closed Threads



Active: 2270 users

Brood War Tournament Parody

Blogs > CardinalAllin
Post a Reply
Jukado
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
805 Posts
October 30 2015 22:44 GMT
#1
I figure I am allowed to post something I made here in the blogs section about TLC map selection. If not, I would like to be informed why. And I would like the brood war moderators to tell me if they think I was out of line in the original thread or not (by PM is fine).
http://www.panschk.de/mappage/forum/showthread.php?subforum=main&threadid=1246

The original thread was like this (Warning TLC #14 finals result Spoiler):
+ Show Spoiler +

[image loading]

After multiple PvZ finals being decided by Moon Glaive, we realized that the map pack needed to be bought up to date.

Big thanks to CardinalAllin for making us see the light in a humorous way without being confrontational.

We took his ridiculously biased advice and are using a full foreigner map pack because they are the best maps.

Apologies to Draw for making you get so angry and leave with no gg.


Neo Overwatch
[image loading]

The Latin Quarter
[image loading]

Eddy
[image loading]

Heartbeat
[image loading]

Cross Game
[image loading]



Star Tale Public Domain project. Maps: (2)Gates Of Memphis, (2)Marshmallow Toast, (4)Bubbles, (4)Clay Fields, (6)Numbskull Desert. Also the Vaylu Public Domain Tileset. Also Ramp Palettes, Brood War guides and some fun stuff. Links in my profile
TelecoM
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States10716 Posts
October 31 2015 02:07 GMT
#2
Looks fun!
AKA: TelecoM[WHITE] Protoss fighting
B-royal
Profile Joined May 2015
Belgium1330 Posts
October 31 2015 07:45 GMT
#3
Don't anger the mods, they're really mercurial (since they're not one entity).

I thought your original thread was funny. I would love to see some foreigner maps as well in the TLCs.
new BW-player (~E rank fish) twitch.tv/crispydrone || What plays 500 games a season but can't get better? => http://imgur.com/a/pLzf9 <= ||
Falling
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada11509 Posts
October 31 2015 17:14 GMT
#4
Maybe you intended it as humorous parody, but I'm not sure what you are parodying. In the context of you asking for foreign maps and that not happening so far, the text comes across more as passive-aggressive mockery than light-hearted fun.
ModeratorDavid Duke, Richard Spencer, Nick Fuentes, Daily Stormer... "Some very fine people on both sides"
13Julia
Profile Joined November 2004
Canada231 Posts
November 01 2015 21:00 GMT
#5
Most of these maps are actually quite awesome designs ^^

Crossgame and Overwatch really enjoyable to play, great maps.
DarkNetHunter
Profile Joined October 2012
1224 Posts
November 01 2015 23:00 GMT
#6
I guess it looked like you were 'impersonating' TL Staff, not that I think there was much realistic chance of there being any confusion except amongst morons.

Atm I would say its safe to say not to play jokes about the TLCs

Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.
Cele
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Germany4016 Posts
November 01 2015 23:23 GMT
#7
On November 02 2015 08:00 DarkNetHunter wrote:
I guess it looked like you were 'impersonating' TL Staff, not that I think there was much realistic chance of there being any confusion except amongst morons.

Atm I would say its safe to say not to play jokes about the TLCs



then im a moron, i rlly fell for it xD Okay i realized it pretty soon, but only a second after hitting the "post" button xD. Other than that, yeah i'd agree, joking and TLC are atm not the best idea, we have had our fair share of drama about that.
Broodwar for life!
bITt.mAN
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Switzerland3693 Posts
November 07 2015 02:28 GMT
#8
Sorry your tread got taken down. If it looks TOO pro, it's easy to confuse with official stuff.

I think all the maps are really cool. Overwatch might be a bit cramped and too hard to get into/out of the main. Maybe try making the bridge as wide as FS's (I see you've copied the main+nat+3rd layout, which works well). Ugh, I'm getting flashback nightmares of playing TvP on Luna ....

Put some rubble or shit in the water in Latin Quarter, it's quite bland otherwise. Maybe a little critter-island or something

Really like Eddy. Especially how the center is rotational, but the sides have a different symmetry.

Also really like Heartbeat. Fun. Like the writing on the walls. And the raised 3rds do a lot in one go, such as fleshing-out the main's wall (so you can't cliff it from outside). Be sure to check tanks can't abuse from the 4th. Maybe make the center cliffs drop-able (like Othello)? Like, no one's gonna use it, but it'd be nice just in case. How are its rush-distances?

Presumably the doodads in the natural of Cross Game are to make it easier to defend Muta-Harass? Don't know how easy it'd be to walk around tho, might have to widen the middle, or take out that little cliff to the bottom-right of the left Min-only.
BW4LYF . . . . . . PM me, I LOVE PMs. . . . . . Long live "NaDa's Body" . . . . . . Fantasy | Bisu/Best | Jaedong . . . . .
Please log in or register to reply.
Live Events Refresh
Next event in 10h 46m
[ Submit Event ]
Live Streams
Refresh
StarCraft 2
PiGStarcraft323
StarCraft: Brood War
Britney 10853
Artosis 460
Aegong 50
NaDa 13
Dota 2
monkeys_forever480
Other Games
tarik_tv5563
summit1g5459
Grubby5125
Liquid`RaSZi1740
shahzam393
C9.Mang0253
uThermal164
Liquid`Hasu121
ToD103
ZombieGrub63
UpATreeSC57
ViBE17
Organizations
Other Games
BasetradeTV522
Dota 2
PGL Dota 2 - Main Stream31
StarCraft 2
Blizzard YouTube
StarCraft: Brood War
BSLTrovo
[ Show 14 non-featured ]
StarCraft 2
• Reevou 13
• OhrlRock 3
• AfreecaTV YouTube
• intothetv
• Kozan
• IndyKCrew
• LaughNgamezSOOP
• Migwel
• sooper7s
StarCraft: Brood War
• BSLYoutube
• STPLYoutube
• ZZZeroYoutube
Dota 2
• masondota21321
League of Legends
• imaqtpie3039
Upcoming Events
GSL
10h 46m
SHIN vs Zoun
ByuN vs herO
OSC
12h 16m
OSC
14h 16m
Replay Cast
1d 1h
Escore
1d 11h
The PondCast
1d 11h
WardiTV Invitational
1d 12h
Zoun vs Ryung
Lambo vs ShoWTimE
Big Brain Bouts
1d 17h
Fjant vs Bly
Serral vs Shameless
OSC
1d 23h
Replay Cast
2 days
[ Show More ]
CranKy Ducklings
2 days
RSL Revival
2 days
SHIN vs Bunny
ByuN vs Shameless
WardiTV Invitational
2 days
Krystianer vs TriGGeR
Cure vs Rogue
uThermal 2v2 Circuit
2 days
BSL
2 days
Replay Cast
3 days
Sparkling Tuna Cup
3 days
RSL Revival
3 days
Cure vs Zoun
Clem vs Lambo
WardiTV Invitational
3 days
BSL
3 days
GSL
4 days
Afreeca Starleague
4 days
Soma vs Leta
Monday Night Weeklies
4 days
CranKy Ducklings
5 days
Afreeca Starleague
5 days
Light vs Flash
Replay Cast
6 days
Liquipedia Results

Completed

Proleague 2026-05-05
WardiTV TLMC #16
Nations Cup 2026

Ongoing

BSL Season 22
ASL Season 21
CSL 2026 SPRING (S20)
IPSL Spring 2026
KCM Race Survival 2026 Season 2
Acropolis #4
YSL S3
SCTL 2026 Spring
RSL Revival: Season 5
2026 GSL S1
BLAST Rivals Spring 2026
IEM Rio 2026
PGL Bucharest 2026
Stake Ranked Episode 1
BLAST Open Spring 2026
ESL Pro League S23 Finals
ESL Pro League S23 Stage 1&2
PGL Cluj-Napoca 2026

Upcoming

Escore Tournament S2: W6
KK 2v2 League Season 1
BSL 22 Non-Korean Championship
Escore Tournament S2: W7
Escore Tournament S2: W8
CSLAN 4
Kung Fu Cup 2026 Grand Finals
HSC XXIX
uThermal 2v2 2026 Main Event
Maestros of the Game 2
2026 GSL S2
Stake Ranked Episode 3
XSE Pro League 2026
IEM Cologne Major 2026
Stake Ranked Episode 2
CS Asia Championships 2026
IEM Atlanta 2026
Asian Champions League 2026
PGL Astana 2026
TLPD

1. ByuN
2. TY
3. Dark
4. Solar
5. Stats
6. Nerchio
7. sOs
8. soO
9. INnoVation
10. Elazer
1. Rain
2. Flash
3. EffOrt
4. Last
5. Bisu
6. Soulkey
7. Mini
8. Sharp
Sidebar Settings...

Advertising | Privacy Policy | Terms Of Use | Contact Us

Original banner artwork: Jim Warren
The contents of this webpage are copyright © 2026 TLnet. All Rights Reserved.