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Eywa-
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Canada4876 Posts
August 28 2015 07:27 GMT
#1
So, I was planning on doing a throwback Thursday, that being a battle report of the epic SneazeL vs Sziky which inevitably determined the result of TGC.. However, we have more important things to discuss... So, first off... I went out to a club with my coworker's son...which makes sense because of age difference, I am closer to the kid than the coworker... Now, this is pretty much what happened,,,

Before we begin, I should note... that if someone (male) asks you to step away from them and their woman... The best course of action is not to gently rub their cheek and tell them everything will be okay... Let me tell you, that shit doesn't work... It only makes them more angry, I can't understand, because I was actually trying to reduce the stress of the situation, unfortunately, I compleyle failed in doing so... My wingman gave me no warning that it was the wrong move... So, I can't entirely blame myself due to the encouragement can I? maybe I can.. Anyway, The night continues...

Shots

Shots

Shots

Shots

Oh my, I'm fucking drunk... I have no idea how I got so drunk, but... Yeah, basically, one thing I don't understand about getting drunk is people who try to hook up with women who weren't already interested in them, it rarely happens, and trying to hook up with drunk chicks is kind of low,,, Yeah, idk... I'm fucked up, but basically, if someones isn't interested in you when you're sober, don't get drunk, because you still don't stand much of a chance... I'm sorry....

I am not sure what this blog was intended to be, but definitely not how it turned out,,, Eywa- thinking out loud while drunk and too lazy to read over the result? Yep... that sounds accurate.

I hope you enjoyed throwback thursdays! lmfao! I';; try to actually have some legitemante content for you next week. lol.

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Being mannered is almost as important as winning. Almost...
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
August 28 2015 08:07 GMT
#2
lol eywa, you so crazy
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
August 28 2015 08:31 GMT
#3
Drink a couple more shots, and maybe you'll get to hook up with a hot nurse at the hospital.
marvellosity
Profile Joined January 2011
United Kingdom36161 Posts
August 28 2015 10:06 GMT
#4
Before we begin, I should note... that if someone (male) asks you to step away from them and their woman... The best course of action is not to gently rub their cheek and tell them everything will be okay... Let me tell you, that shit doesn't work...

I love that this had to actually happen for you to understand it wasn't a good idea :p
[15:15] <Palmar> and yes marv, you're a total hottie
lichter
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
1001 YEARS KESPAJAIL22272 Posts
August 28 2015 14:35 GMT
#5
shots
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Rollin
Profile Joined March 2011
Australia1552 Posts
August 28 2015 15:34 GMT
#6
Drink a couple more shots, and maybe you'll get to hook up with a hot nurse at the hospital.

Can confirm this usually doesn't work.
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Eywa-
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Canada4876 Posts
August 28 2015 17:07 GMT
#7
On August 29 2015 00:34 Rollin wrote:
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Drink a couple more shots, and maybe you'll get to hook up with a hot nurse at the hospital.

Can confirm this usually doesn't work.

I'm sad to see that I wrote this blog last night, I'm happy to say that I have never experienced this, so I couldn't say if it's possible.
Being mannered is almost as important as winning. Almost...
TelecoM
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States10722 Posts
August 28 2015 17:17 GMT
#8
Wake up, and do it again.
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