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Starcraft 2 can get you laid? What? - Page 2

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Skynx
Profile Blog Joined January 2013
Turkey7150 Posts
July 16 2015 11:03 GMT
#21
Your dress looks a bit tight nina
"When seagulls follow the troller, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea. Thank you very much" - King Cantona | STX 4 eva
JieXian
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Malaysia4677 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-07-16 15:08:30
July 16 2015 12:24 GMT
#22
you forgot example negs like

"I bet you're a noob bronze leaguer that I can spawn a nydus worm in a hidden part of your base and you wouldn't find out until my lings start coming"
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QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32051 Posts
July 16 2015 13:33 GMT
#23
watching puas attempt to neg their way into someones pants will never not be hilarious


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Djzapz
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada10681 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-07-17 20:35:21
July 16 2015 17:02 GMT
#24
I have to imagine that at some point the more scrupulous and decent individuals who have used the whole "negging" thing end up doing some light introspection and realize that they're scum and deserve a backhand.

+ Show Spoiler +
I once got sucked off while doing a raid boss named C'thun in world of warcraft. /brag
"My incompetence with power tools had been increasing exponentially over the course of 20 years spent inhaling experimental oven cleaners"
Rube_Juice
Profile Joined June 2011
Canada348 Posts
July 16 2015 18:51 GMT
#25
LOL.... the eternal battle to get laid... IT IS THE ONLY GOAL THAT MATTERS
Talaris
Profile Joined March 2011
Switzerland753 Posts
July 16 2015 19:12 GMT
#26
How can we not rate a blog with a dating-build-order 5 stars ?

-= Jaedong // HerO // HasuObs // Unholy Alliance =-
Ctone23
Profile Blog Joined December 2012
United States1839 Posts
July 16 2015 19:48 GMT
#27
Ye a little sarcasm with a smile can take you places my friend.
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Dan26
Profile Blog Joined September 2012
Australia239 Posts
July 17 2015 02:44 GMT
#28
On July 17 2015 03:51 Rube_Juice wrote:
LOL.... the eternal battle to get laid... IT IS THE ONLY GOAL THAT MATTERS


Yea I read this book called "The One Thing." Basically you find the one thing you will throw all you have at it for as long as it takes until you attain it at the expense of everything else.

And yep, breaking a dry spell was my one thing. lol. Everything else falls by the wayside. Been out 3 times this week and it's going well. : )
Eat like a King, Train like a Champion, Sleep like a Baby
Dan26
Profile Blog Joined September 2012
Australia239 Posts
July 17 2015 03:03 GMT
#29
Hhhmmm maybe not a build order, but more like a Pickup Mindset using Starcraft 2 Ladder approach.

Sick City - Clothing placement and how you hold yourself. Hide your build and tactics. Keep your weakness hidden. Show your strength.

Meta-game - Read books on the subject. Don't get caught in gimmicky internet infomercials (cheese). Get the real deal. Read 'The Game' by Neil Strauss. He is the Korean Terran and will micro her pants off with ease.

When you are weak, feign strength. When you are strong, feign weakness.

Power Overwhelming!!! - Tired, depressed, hungry, fearful etc etc. If you are anything of the following you cannot possibly get anything done. Build up your power over the day. Feeling genuinely good is important. Get up early, exercise, eat well, get outside, meditate, clear your mind. Find inspiration and read books on the topic. Enlist support and get friends to join in. If you have no-one, find ways to meet them.

You must feel good without external conditions. Have inner peace and cut through your mental noise and useless thoughts with meditation and exercise.

GGLords Have your end game planned to every little detail. If you are successful, do you have a plan? Transport? Place to go? Protection? Think through your end game.

That's all I can think of for now hahaha. Hey, if you can think of any more I'd be pleased to hear 'em.






Eat like a King, Train like a Champion, Sleep like a Baby
kerpal
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United Kingdom2695 Posts
July 17 2015 06:47 GMT
#30
On July 16 2015 13:52 AkashSky wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 16 2015 12:55 Chairman Ray wrote:
This sounds like some great advice! I just tried negging a woman about her being bald. It didn't work though.

Also, what's "keemotherapy"?


Can't tell if troll or just stupid...

Did you try reading the post? I really can't imagine where your confusion came from.

CR... i think this might have been to subtle, if you want to mock puas you're going to have to spell it out a little better!
endy
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Switzerland8970 Posts
July 17 2015 06:48 GMT
#31
getting laid is easy, you just need a lot of minerals, and better if you don't pass too much gas.
ॐ
kerpal
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United Kingdom2695 Posts
July 17 2015 06:51 GMT
#32
https://xkcd.com/1027/
NeThZOR
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
South Africa7387 Posts
July 17 2015 08:50 GMT
#33
My life is changed and I'm a better man because of it. Praise getting laid!
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Dan26
Profile Blog Joined September 2012
Australia239 Posts
July 17 2015 11:17 GMT
#34
On July 17 2015 15:51 kerpal wrote:
https://xkcd.com/1027/


This is actually very true man.

Neg is just a tool mate, if you have the confidence, lifestyle, and character to back it up then more power to you. Thanks for cartoon link very important lesson there.

In retrospect of my OP, I did mention in relation to Starcraft that:

"Remember you are dealing with a real human, not some random ladder scrub."

Or something to that effect.
Eat like a King, Train like a Champion, Sleep like a Baby
Makro
Profile Joined March 2011
France16890 Posts
July 17 2015 12:06 GMT
#35
On July 16 2015 14:23 Chairman Ray wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 16 2015 13:52 AkashSky wrote:
On July 16 2015 12:55 Chairman Ray wrote:
This sounds like some great advice! I just tried negging a woman about her being bald. It didn't work though.

Also, what's "keemotherapy"?


Can't tell if troll or just stupid...


Hey, I'm not great at it now, but it's all a part of the process. Once I wrap my head around it, I'll be laughing at how easy it is.

hahahaha

this blog is weird and fun at the same time
Matthew 5:10 "Blessed are those who are persecuted because of shitposting, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven".
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JieXian
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Malaysia4677 Posts
July 17 2015 15:13 GMT
#36
On July 17 2015 15:51 kerpal wrote:
https://xkcd.com/1027/


hahaha nice :D

OP you have to rethink your life
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kerpal
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United Kingdom2695 Posts
July 17 2015 18:33 GMT
#37
On July 18 2015 00:13 JieXian wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 17 2015 15:51 kerpal wrote:
https://xkcd.com/1027/


hahaha nice :D

OP you have to rethink your life

He can try, but it won't help.
ComaDose
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada10357 Posts
July 17 2015 21:36 GMT
#38
bahahaha i really hope 26 is not the current age dan
"before approaching a ""target"" (aka person) you are interested in sit down have some water and relax your nerves.
oh you poor thing
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