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Starcraft 2 can get you laid? What?

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Dan26
Profile Blog Joined September 2012
Australia239 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-07-18 02:06:56
July 16 2015 03:20 GMT
#1
The cake is a lie.

**
Eat like a King, Train like a Champion, Sleep like a Baby
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
July 16 2015 03:22 GMT
#2
I'll keep this in mind so I can get me some.
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
July 16 2015 03:55 GMT
#3
This sounds like some great advice! I just tried negging a woman about her being bald. It didn't work though.

Also, what's "keemotherapy"?
MysteryMeat1
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States3292 Posts
July 16 2015 03:58 GMT
#4
hey hoe,


wannna touch my extra firm tofu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11~!1!!!11eleven

thats about all i need
"Cause ya know, Style before victory." -The greatest mafia player alive
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-07-16 04:01:50
July 16 2015 04:01 GMT
#5
On July 16 2015 12:55 Chairman Ray wrote:
This sounds like some great advice! I just tried negging a woman about her being bald. It didn't work though.

Also, what's "keemotherapy"?


Did you tell her that there was something in her teeth and/or her dress looked too tight?

Also, it's pronounced "chem-o-therapy", but because of American slang, they pronounce it "keemotherapy". It's where you get bombarded with high amounts of radiation so as to acquire superpowers. Lex Luthor tried it, and that's the reason he's bald. Many times, it is unsuccessful, but definitely worth a try.

On July 16 2015 12:58 MysteryMeat1 wrote:
hey hoe,


wannna touch my extra firm tofu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11~!1!!!11eleven

thats about all i need


So... whatcha doin' this weekend? Do you have a girlfriend?
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
MysteryMeat1
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States3292 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-07-16 04:17:48
July 16 2015 04:14 GMT
#6
you wouldn't believe it with all the neg i have

but ive been cootie free since 93'
"Cause ya know, Style before victory." -The greatest mafia player alive
MysteryMeat1
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States3292 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-07-16 04:17:40
July 16 2015 04:17 GMT
#7
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"Cause ya know, Style before victory." -The greatest mafia player alive
jubil
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States2602 Posts
July 16 2015 04:41 GMT
#8
Great advice, I was inspired to come up with my own neg to try next time I'm roaming the mall, trying to get laid:
"Gurl, u know ur not gonna hit ur 1-1 timing if u keep getting supply blocked like that?"
not too crass, but lets her know she aint dealing with some bronze league, beta scrub.
Marineking-Polt-Maru-Fantasy-Solar-Xenocider-Suppy fighting!
aRyuujin
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States5049 Posts
July 16 2015 04:42 GMT
#9
genius teamliquid blogger fools sc2 players with one easy trick
can i get my estro logo back pls
nbaker
Profile Joined July 2009
United States1341 Posts
July 16 2015 04:49 GMT
#10
Most people here would not consider having read The Game as qualification for being well read hahaha. Why don't you try being nice to women and see how that works?
JimmyJRaynor
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada17126 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-07-16 04:53:24
July 16 2015 04:49 GMT
#11
pure pwnage episode 2: Girls



Jeremy stands across the street from the Fedex-Kinkos i worked in before going to university at 5:04
Ray Kassar To David Crane : "you're no more important to Atari than the factory workers assembling the cartridges"
AkashSky
Profile Joined May 2014
United States257 Posts
July 16 2015 04:52 GMT
#12
On July 16 2015 12:55 Chairman Ray wrote:
This sounds like some great advice! I just tried negging a woman about her being bald. It didn't work though.

Also, what's "keemotherapy"?


Can't tell if troll or just stupid...
MysteryMeat1
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States3292 Posts
July 16 2015 05:05 GMT
#13
On July 16 2015 13:52 AkashSky wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 16 2015 12:55 Chairman Ray wrote:
This sounds like some great advice! I just tried negging a woman about her being bald. It didn't work though.

Also, what's "keemotherapy"?


Can't tell if troll or just stupid...


one and the same little one
"Cause ya know, Style before victory." -The greatest mafia player alive
JimmyJRaynor
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada17126 Posts
July 16 2015 05:13 GMT
#14
"i played Leisure Suit Larry when i was young so owning up some girls should be pretty easy", Jeremy, Episode 2.
Ray Kassar To David Crane : "you're no more important to Atari than the factory workers assembling the cartridges"
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
July 16 2015 05:23 GMT
#15
On July 16 2015 13:52 AkashSky wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 16 2015 12:55 Chairman Ray wrote:
This sounds like some great advice! I just tried negging a woman about her being bald. It didn't work though.

Also, what's "keemotherapy"?


Can't tell if troll or just stupid...


Hey, I'm not great at it now, but it's all a part of the process. Once I wrap my head around it, I'll be laughing at how easy it is.
Scarecrow
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Korea (South)9172 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-07-16 05:59:09
July 16 2015 05:58 GMT
#16
On July 16 2015 13:14 MysteryMeat1 wrote:
ive been cootie free since 93'

perfect id for this lol
Yhamm is the god of predictions
seom
Profile Joined January 2013
South Africa491 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-07-16 09:27:51
July 16 2015 07:24 GMT
#17
that's some really good advice op.

I also hear that not being a giant douche will also help get me laid, but i prefer your method since it involves special tactics like "negging" and relates to SC, which is the only thing I understand in life.



5/5
hymn
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Bulgaria832 Posts
July 16 2015 08:13 GMT
#18
Op, you know that before getting laid you have to usually become the sober girl's friend, she has to trust you, you have to listen to her emotional crap for a while and maybe then she might suck your dick at some party. Or you gotta find the clitoris, this way she will like you more than any other guy.
Or just pay a hooker to lick your balls and stick your wiener in her vajayjay. Much easier.
azk he is the north american player but the titan he is the french stars
LoneYoShi
Profile Blog Joined June 2014
France1348 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-07-16 08:58:02
July 16 2015 08:48 GMT
#19
Classic TL Blog.

I wake up every morning hoping for a blog like that. Apparently, today is a good day (but not the best though, do you guys remember Ethan ? Never be an Ethan).

+ Show Spoiler +
Edit: for those who don't remember or know Ethan: http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/473003-keep-on-creepin
It's a great read !
Dan26
Profile Blog Joined September 2012
Australia239 Posts
July 16 2015 10:52 GMT
#20
On July 16 2015 16:24 seom wrote:
that's some really good advice op.

I also hear that not being a giant douche will also help get me laid, but i prefer your method since it involves special tactics like "negging" and relates to SC, which is the only thing I understand in life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcNE3yx_3D8

5/5


Hahaha hell yea. Loved that video
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