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Starcraft 2 can get you laid? What?
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Dan26
Australia239 Posts
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ninazerg
United States7291 Posts
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Chairman Ray
United States11903 Posts
Also, what's "keemotherapy"? | ||
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MysteryMeat1
United States3291 Posts
wannna touch my extra firm tofu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11~!1!!!11eleven thats about all i need | ||
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ninazerg
United States7291 Posts
On July 16 2015 12:55 Chairman Ray wrote: This sounds like some great advice! I just tried negging a woman about her being bald. It didn't work though. Also, what's "keemotherapy"? Did you tell her that there was something in her teeth and/or her dress looked too tight? Also, it's pronounced "chem-o-therapy", but because of American slang, they pronounce it "keemotherapy". It's where you get bombarded with high amounts of radiation so as to acquire superpowers. Lex Luthor tried it, and that's the reason he's bald. Many times, it is unsuccessful, but definitely worth a try. On July 16 2015 12:58 MysteryMeat1 wrote: hey hoe, wannna touch my extra firm tofu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11~!1!!!11eleven thats about all i need So... whatcha doin' this weekend? Do you have a girlfriend? | ||
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MysteryMeat1
United States3291 Posts
but ive been cootie free since 93' | ||
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MysteryMeat1
United States3291 Posts
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jubil
United States2602 Posts
"Gurl, u know ur not gonna hit ur 1-1 timing if u keep getting supply blocked like that?" not too crass, but lets her know she aint dealing with some bronze league, beta scrub. | ||
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aRyuujin
United States5049 Posts
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nbaker
United States1341 Posts
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JimmyJRaynor
Canada16634 Posts
Jeremy stands across the street from the Fedex-Kinkos i worked in before going to university at 5:04 | ||
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AkashSky
United States257 Posts
On July 16 2015 12:55 Chairman Ray wrote: This sounds like some great advice! I just tried negging a woman about her being bald. It didn't work though. Also, what's "keemotherapy"? Can't tell if troll or just stupid... | ||
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MysteryMeat1
United States3291 Posts
one and the same little one | ||
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JimmyJRaynor
Canada16634 Posts
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Chairman Ray
United States11903 Posts
Hey, I'm not great at it now, but it's all a part of the process. Once I wrap my head around it, I'll be laughing at how easy it is. | ||
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Scarecrow
Korea (South)9172 Posts
On July 16 2015 13:14 MysteryMeat1 wrote: ive been cootie free since 93' perfect id for this lol | ||
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seom
South Africa491 Posts
I also hear that not being a giant douche will also help get me laid, but i prefer your method since it involves special tactics like "negging" and relates to SC, which is the only thing I understand in life. 5/5 | ||
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hymn
Bulgaria832 Posts
Or just pay a hooker to lick your balls and stick your wiener in her vajayjay. Much easier. | ||
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LoneYoShi
France1348 Posts
I wake up every morning hoping for a blog like that. Apparently, today is a good day (but not the best though, do you guys remember Ethan ? Never be an Ethan). + Show Spoiler + Edit: for those who don't remember or know Ethan: http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/473003-keep-on-creepin It's a great read ! | ||
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Dan26
Australia239 Posts
On July 16 2015 16:24 seom wrote: that's some really good advice op. I also hear that not being a giant douche will also help get me laid, but i prefer your method since it involves special tactics like "negging" and relates to SC, which is the only thing I understand in life. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcNE3yx_3D8 5/5 Hahaha hell yea. Loved that video | ||
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