I will post an AMA in blogs and will answer every single question. I will not dodge or give an insufficient answer on any of them, so you’re free to ask any deeply embarrassing question you want. While I am open to providing answers to questions, I will not provide pictures of myself, talk about someone else’s personal details, or share my skype/phone number/address etc. with the rest of the forum.
I've hung around TL for over four years at this point, and apparently people know my relatively small contributions well enough to vote me into the RO8 of Seeker's TLCMAT. I just wanted to say thanks for having me around for so long, and if you wanted to know anything about me, feel free to ask in this thread. Please don't kill me.
Would you rather fight a crocodile in a bumper car or a 8 foot baby having a temper tantrum? The crocodile is a 7 foot Harvard-educated saltwater crocodile with a verified driver's license.
Tell us why in two paragraphs, flaunt knowledge of biology as it relates to Starcraft.
On May 17 2015 03:51 Zealously wrote: Would you rather fight a crocodile in a bumper car or a 8 foot baby having a temper tantrum? The crocodile is a 7 foot Harvard-educated saltwater crocodile with a verified driver's license.
Tell us why in two paragraphs, flaunt knowledge of biology as it relates to Starcraft.
I don't know any biology, but...
If we convert the units into Starcraft terms, a baby is roughly the same size as a zergling and approximately the same shape as a marine (although softer, and we need to consider this), with an attack nearly as good as a drone (hands instead of claws). We can assume that it has 0 armor, and with the other stats available it should have about 20 health (again, softer than a marine), 3-4 damage, and a very fast movement speed.
Meanwhile, the crocodile has very tough armor, comparable to a marauder piloting a hellion, and a somewhat average movement speed due to the bumper car. I'm not entirely sure what it's attack would be, but it could either attack me with the bumper car or its teeth. Both would be a melee attack, similar to the baby. The bumper car attack would probably be less damage than an SCV since it's less sharp, but the teeth are comparable to a zergling. It's health would be pretty high, maybe nearly 100. Clearly, the crocodile stats are better than the baby stats with comparable damage and much higher health, so I'd go for the baby.
On May 17 2015 03:50 Grovbolle wrote: How many girls have you slept with?
Zero, unfortunately.
Boys?
It depends on your definition. Technically, in hotel rooms I have slept in the same bed as both of my younger brothers, but I have not engaged in coitus with anyone, so the answer to the question you intended is zero.
On May 17 2015 03:54 Aeromi wrote: Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir ?
User was warned on Skype for this post. Shame on you.
No.
On May 17 2015 03:57 Cokefreak wrote: How many unbanned alt accounts you still have?
I have access only to this account and the TL Map Contest account, which I don't post with as it's used for gathering TL Map Contest entries. I don't have any other accounts.
Would you rather get killed with a spoon or with a horde of hungry rats? And would you rather kill someone (assuming you have to kill someone, no other choice) with a spoon or with a horde of hungry rats? (as an additional detail, the spoon would be rusty)
In a RL situation you have to pick between two choices that would either make you the sworn enemy of A) our communist Japamerican comrade or B) the grim reaper WHICH ONE DO YOU CHOOSE
On May 17 2015 04:29 Cricketer12 wrote: I ask the questions I asked when you asked for example questions (the one about you and guitars and the one about getting a life)
why do you want to be a mod?
When I travelled towards the sacred lands of Liquid as a young child I saw a market in one of the villages. As I drew closer to a tent, where exotic and interesting items were sold, I saw a warrior of Liquid haggling with one of the merchants about a strange item. It had a shape I had never seen before, while otherwise being unable to describe. I soon learned that it was a "post", and that the old soldier was interrogating, not bargaining. Frozen to the spot as the merchant grew increasingly nervous, I watched in fascination as the warrior shook his head slowly, and began to break down the tent.
Ever since, I have learned much about the posts, and have formed many myself. The quality and beauty of them is something I find precious in everything I create, but even so I mourn those that are inferior with a feeling of great loss.
how exactly do SetGuitarsToKill and you feel about each other?
I don't know how he feels about me. He is a very fine person that's capable of great things, but without proper motivation and a perfect situation to handle (mainly SC2 not being as popular) it might be more difficult for him than it should be. Right now, I trust him with most not-secret stuff.
you have 40k+ posts, could you stop being antisocial and make some irl friends?
I have two friends IRL, and they know that I spend a lot of time on here, but they're OK with it. I'd rather not make friends that drive me away from TL. I like being here and it would indicate that they're trying to change who I am.
I try to be as social as possible whenever I go somewhere, even going so far as to not browse TL while listening.
On May 17 2015 04:42 Jer99 wrote: fender or gibson
I don't play guitar, but I like the name fender better.
On May 17 2015 04:45 Cricketer12 wrote: Terran protoss zerg
Is this a question? Terran because:
Their cheeses are way cooler
Their players are the best
On May 17 2015 04:52 Chairman Ray wrote: What is your type?
Are you referring to the type of person I like, or something else?
On May 17 2015 05:10 OtherWorld wrote: Would you rather get killed with a spoon or with a horde of hungry rats? And would you rather kill someone (assuming you have to kill someone, no other choice) with a spoon or with a horde of hungry rats? (as an additional detail, the spoon would be rusty)
I considered this for a while. I would be killed with a spoon, because it's not only likely to be quicker (assuming the blow kills me and not infection/blood loss or something similar), but also less morbid to other people. On the other hand, I would kill with the rats, as I wouldn't be actually killing anyone myself.
On May 17 2015 05:13 Tufas wrote: In a RL situation you have to pick between two choices that would either make you the sworn enemy of A) our communist Japamerican comrade or B) the grim reaper WHICH ONE DO YOU CHOOSE
I would pick the grim reaper because he's too busy and has too many enemies that have cheated death already.
On May 17 2015 03:57 Cokefreak wrote: How many unbanned alt accounts you still have?
I have access only to this account and the TL Map Contest account, which I don't post with as it's used for gathering TL Map Contest entries. I don't have any other accounts.
On May 17 2015 05:19 Shellshock wrote: Why don't you like Taylor Swift? Do you know you are a bad person for this?
I don't remember any of her music and yes.
On May 17 2015 05:20 Bojas wrote: would you rather fight a horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses
After the fight, I would have to dispose of the corpses (assuming it's a fight to the death), and a horse sized duck would be less to take care of. Therefore, I would rather fight that.
On May 17 2015 05:21 Shellshock wrote: Has Aeromi given you any money yet for putting O'gaming links in your LR?
Nope.
On May 17 2015 05:23 Epishade wrote: What color underwear are you wearing?
Going to the bathroom to check. Edit: black
On May 17 2015 05:28 Epishade wrote: If I give you address can you mail it to me?
My underwear is very precious to me, I've had nightmares about losing it.
On May 17 2015 05:28 DarkLordOlli wrote: Your best friend was captured by pirates. You can choose three staff members to help you with rescuing them.
Who, why?
Lichter because he knows a ton about fashion and he would be able to figure out what's going on a bit better than most other people. He'd also be super serious.
Stuchiu because he would distract the pirates by talking about Has and evil.
KadaverBB because he has a hammer. I'm assuming he brings a real hammer with him wherever he goes, so it might be useful if we end up having to confront the pirates.
On May 17 2015 03:57 Cokefreak wrote: How many unbanned alt accounts you still have?
I have access only to this account and the TL Map Contest account, which I don't post with as it's used for gathering TL Map Contest entries. I don't have any other accounts.
On May 17 2015 03:57 Cokefreak wrote: How many unbanned alt accounts you still have?
I have access only to this account and the TL Map Contest account, which I don't post with as it's used for gathering TL Map Contest entries. I don't have any other accounts.
Do you expect people to actually believe that?
I expect them to believe the truth, so yes.
Do you think it's okay to make alt accounts on TL.net?
On May 17 2015 03:57 Cokefreak wrote: How many unbanned alt accounts you still have?
I have access only to this account and the TL Map Contest account, which I don't post with as it's used for gathering TL Map Contest entries. I don't have any other accounts.
Do you expect people to actually believe that?
I expect them to believe the truth, so yes.
Do you think it's okay to make alt accounts on TL.net?
No. I committed to an error when I made alt accounts 2-3 years ago.
On May 17 2015 03:57 Cokefreak wrote: How many unbanned alt accounts you still have?
I have access only to this account and the TL Map Contest account, which I don't post with as it's used for gathering TL Map Contest entries. I don't have any other accounts.
Do you expect people to actually believe that?
I expect them to believe the truth, so yes.
Do you think it's okay to make alt accounts on TL.net?
Hijacking this thread to ask you a question:
has your question already been asked and answered 518 times before?
On May 17 2015 03:57 Cokefreak wrote: How many unbanned alt accounts you still have?
I have access only to this account and the TL Map Contest account, which I don't post with as it's used for gathering TL Map Contest entries. I don't have any other accounts.
Do you expect people to actually believe that?
I expect them to believe the truth, so yes.
Do you think it's okay to make alt accounts on TL.net?
No. I committed to an error when I made alt accounts 2-3 years ago.
On May 17 2015 03:57 Cokefreak wrote: How many unbanned alt accounts you still have?
I have access only to this account and the TL Map Contest account, which I don't post with as it's used for gathering TL Map Contest entries. I don't have any other accounts.
Do you expect people to actually believe that?
I expect them to believe the truth, so yes.
Do you think it's okay to make alt accounts on TL.net?
Hijacking this thread to ask you a question:
has your question already been asked and answered 518 times before?
I haven't counted but I doubt it. Reverse highjack to ask if you pulled that number out of your ass
On May 17 2015 06:12 Cricketer12 wrote: Dlo has done interviews so he knows all the generic fun interview questions
Lorning and Guitars give you a gun. You must kill one. You also have to deal with the other's sexual advances. Who do you kill.
I think it would be easier to deal with Lorning's sexual advances so I would be forced to kill Guitars. (Although I wouldn't want to kill either! -.-)
On May 17 2015 06:22 Chairman Ray wrote: What was your most homosexual experience?
Back in fourth grade I accidentally kissed the boy sitting next to me on the bus on a field trip. Fortunately, he didn't really notice since he was pretty much asleep. 2-3 years later in gym class he pulled down my gym shorts. (I was wearing underwear, which in case Epishade was curious was blue)
On May 17 2015 06:37 banjoetheredskin wrote: What's the most embarrassing thing you've said or done in real life (not making alts or anything on TL)?
In middle school I called some kid (different one than the previous question) a two-faced bastard, loudly, not knowing what it meant.
This can challenge any professional Starcraft player, past or present, to a match. They will play the same way they normally do, but at your skill level to make it fair. Who do you choose and why?
On May 17 2015 06:52 Solar424 wrote: This can challenge any professional Starcraft player, past or present, to a match. They will play the same way they normally do, but at your skill level to make it fair. Who do you choose and why?
Nice question. I would probably challenge Suhosin or some other crazy player like Has because it would lead to the funniest games possible.
On May 17 2015 06:59 catplanetcatplanet wrote: hallo the templar THANKS
You're welcome!
On May 17 2015 07:18 Epishade wrote: Have you ever ask out girl? Why or why nots? What she say if yes? Edit: and write like storytime if interestings.
Do you still have those blue underwears?
When I was in ninth grade, I asked out a girl after she pretended to break up with her boyfriend. She said yes but the illusion was dispersed very quickly. Ninth grade is a strange and mysterious place.
I don't know if I have the same blue underwear, but I have some that looks very similar and old.
On May 17 2015 08:48 Fecalfeast wrote: Do you ingest intoxicants for pleasure? Why or why not?
No, because all of it is either really bad for me or presently illegal.
On May 17 2015 10:05 Thaniri wrote: Do you want to be tall buddies together and visit the short TL staff and mock them?
I don't really mock people with my height unless they bring it up.
On May 17 2015 10:43 KingofdaHipHop wrote: Do you have any favorite custom LR banners that people have made over the years.
Nothing in particular, it all sort of blurs together at this point and nothing stands out. (Please make more cool banners though, they are pretty awesome!)
On May 17 2015 05:28 Epishade wrote: If I give you address can you mail it to me?
My underwear is very precious to me, I've had nightmares about losing it.
Do you care more about your underwear than SGTK cares about his slippers?
And how tall are you?
I don't recall SGTK ever talking about his slippers, so it's definitely possible. Then again, I have never discussed my underwear before opening this thread. I'm 6'5" (~195cm)
On May 17 2015 05:28 Epishade wrote: If I give you address can you mail it to me?
My underwear is very precious to me, I've had nightmares about losing it.
Do you care more about your underwear than SGTK cares about his slippers?
And how tall are you?
I don't recall SGTK ever talking about his slippers, so it's definitely possible. Then again, I have never discussed my underwear before opening this thread. I'm 6'5" (~195cm)
iirc they are custom leather and he was threatening to kill Penev with a hockey stick if he stole one of them. Standard LR fare.
It seems that at least several people know OP quite well, yet they are being pretty soft with him, given the circumstances. While for a random blogpasserby (like me), it is difficult to ask seriously embarassing questions about a stranger, between friends it is usually pretty easy. So far this seems pretty rigged an casts serious doubts on the legitimacy of the competition.
On May 17 2015 16:55 opisska wrote: It seems that at least several people know OP quite well, yet they are being pretty soft with him, given the circumstances. While for a random blogpasserby (like me), it is difficult to ask seriously embarassing questions about a stranger, between friends it is usually pretty easy. So far this seems pretty rigged an casts serious doubts on the legitimacy of the competition.
I asked him how big his cock was.... what more do you want from us?
On May 17 2015 05:28 Epishade wrote: If I give you address can you mail it to me?
My underwear is very precious to me, I've had nightmares about losing it.
Do you care more about your underwear than SGTK cares about his slippers?
And how tall are you?
I don't recall SGTK ever talking about his slippers, so it's definitely possible. Then again, I have never discussed my underwear before opening this thread. I'm 6'5" (~195cm)
If you could ban one person on TL no matter the status who would it be And why? Do you sometimes cry at night because you will never have a red hammer next to your Id?
On May 17 2015 16:55 opisska wrote: It seems that at least several people know OP quite well, yet they are being pretty soft with him, given the circumstances. While for a random blogpasserby (like me), it is difficult to ask seriously embarassing questions about a stranger, between friends it is usually pretty easy. So far this seems pretty rigged an casts serious doubts on the legitimacy of the competition.
I asked him how big his cock was.... what more do you want from us?
Is there really a more generic "personal" question than that? Of course, if the answer was 1 or 20 inches (and you knew beforehand), then you would have been onto something ...
You die in a car accident. Before Satan lets you in (yes, you're going to hell), he asks you to name three things you loved the most in life, so that he can create a torture program suited for you. Once you pass the torture, you're allowed to go to heaven where those three things wait for you. You don't know about the heaven part though.
California or Florida? Vancouver or Toronto? Ferrari or Lamborghini? Aston Martin or Jaguar? Audi or BMW or Mercedes? If I'm correct, you listen mostly to classical music, so if you had to be locked in a room for 4 hours with constant music at 120dB, would rather chose to listen to drum solos, heavy dubstep or animal sounds arranged in a particularly annoying way (including heavy usage of mosquitos)? Tomorrow, you are somehow promoted to the head of TeamLiquid (not just TL.net, the actual TeamLiquid) instead of Nazgul (let's say it's a reward for being locked 4 hours in a room with noise). You can do anything you want with TL. What do you do? At what age did you discover that (x - y)² = (y - x)² ?
On May 17 2015 17:17 Chairman Ray wrote: Biggest mancrush, and your favorite picture of them.
With a lot of details about why he is your mancrush pls
I found so many memes about him, I can't help it. Also, I'm going to steal the declaration of independence.
On May 17 2015 17:59 Ej_ wrote: I just wanted to say that I respectt The_Templar for this.
Thanks. :p
On May 17 2015 19:39 Bojas wrote: How is Russia?
I have never actually been in Russia before. But my spirit is there, and my spirit loves Russia.
On May 17 2015 20:05 Cricketer12 wrote: What would you do if scarlett and taeja entered in a bo99 and scarlett won 50-0
1. Denial and Isolation
The first reaction to learning of the overwhelming defeat of a cherished loved one such as TaeJa is to deny the reality of the situation. Initially I would reverse the situation. There was no way he could even drop a map! It is a normal reaction to rationalize overwhelming emotions. It is a defense mechanism that buffers the immediate shock and prevents me from quitting Starcraft. I block out the actual games and hide from the facts. This is a temporary response that carries us through the first wave of pain.
2. Anger
As the masking effects of denial and isolation begin to wear, reality and its pain re-emerge. I am not ready for TaeJa to retire; the intense emotion is deflected from my vulnerable cybernetics core, redirected and expressed instead as anger. Feedback is a danger in this stage. The anger may be aimed at inanimate objects such as pylons, complete strangers, mutalisks, friends or family. Anger may be directed at our dying or deceased loved TaeJa for giving up after Blizzcon. Rationally, I know that TaeJa is not to be blamed. Emotionally, however, I may resent the person for causing me pain or for leaving me. I feel guilty for being angry, and this makes me more angry.
Remember, grieving is a personal process that has no time limit, nor one “right” way to do it. The progamer who diagnosed the loss and was unable to cure the retirement might become a convenient target for battlecruiser rushes. Starcraft professionals deal with command center deaths and units dying every day. That does not make them immune to the suffering of their fans or to those who grieve for them.
I will not hesitate to ask my doctor to give me extra time or to explain just once more the details of your loved one’s retirement. I might arrange a special appointment or ask that he telephone me at the end of his day for build order advice. Additionally, asking for clear answers to any questions regarding upgrades and researches I might have will benefit my timing attacks greatly. I understand the options available to me, and will take my time.
3. Bargaining
The normal reaction to feelings of helplessness and vulnerability is often a need to regain control–
If only TaeJa had retired sooner or never lost motivation… If only I got a second opinion from professional player… If only I had tried to be a better fan toward them… Secretly, I may have tried to make a deal with Flash or another higher power such as Mvp in an attempt to postpone the inevitable. This is a weaker line of defense to protect me from the painful reality.
4. Depression
Two types of depression are associated with Starcraft mourning. The first one is a reaction to practical implications relating to the loss. Sadness and regret predominate this type of depression, amplified by stuchiu talking about evil all the time. I worry about TaeJa's tax costs on prize money. I worry that, in my grief, I have spent less time with others that depend on my battle reports and LRs. This phase may be eased by simple clarification and reassurance. I might need a bit of helpful cooperation and a few kind words about TaeJa's career. The second type of depression is more subtle and, in a sense, perhaps more private, like progamers practicing. It is my quiet preparation to separate and to bid my loved one farewell. Sometimes all I really need is a zergling hug.
Reaching this stage of Starcraft mourning is a gift not afforded to everyone. Loss of passion may be sudden and unexpected or I may never see beyond my anger or denial of ESPORTS. It is not necessarily a mark of bravery to resist the inevitable and to deny myself the opportunity to make my peace with imbalanced races such as Zerg, which has all that fucking creep spread and mutalisks. This phase is marked by withdrawal and calm, in addition to leaving the game TaeJa-GG style. This is not a period of happiness and must be distinguished from depression.
Loved progamers that are close to retirement or otherwise aging appear to go through a final tournament on their way to the military. This is by no means a suggestion that they are aware of their own impending retirement or such, only that physical decline may be sufficient to produce a similar response. Their behavior implies that it is natural to reach a stage at which Starcraft interaction is limited. The dignity and grace shown by our soon-gone loved players may well be their last gift to us.
Coping with loss is a ultimately a deeply personal and singular experience — nobody can help me go through it more easily or understand all the emotions that I'm going through. But others can be there for me and help comfort me through this difficult process. The best thing I can do is to allow myself to feel the TaeJa vs Scarlett grief as it comes over me. Resisting it only will prolong the natural process of healing.
On May 17 2015 05:28 Epishade wrote: If I give you address can you mail it to me?
My underwear is very precious to me, I've had nightmares about losing it.
Do you care more about your underwear than SGTK cares about his slippers?
And how tall are you?
I don't recall SGTK ever talking about his slippers, so it's definitely possible. Then again, I have never discussed my underwear before opening this thread. I'm 6'5" (~195cm)
Picture next to tape measure please.
On April 22 2015 11:13 The_Templar wrote: I will not provide pictures of myself, talk about someone else’s personal details, or share my skype/phone number/address etc. with the rest of the forum.
On May 17 2015 20:43 GumBa wrote: If you could ban one person on TL no matter the status who would it be And why?
I would ban Vetharest (one of my brothers) in the hopes that he gets an email as a result and we can laugh about it. Everyone else on TL is either someone I want to stay away from or someone I'd rather not ban.
On a side note, banning staff would lead to complications and headaches so I would also avoid that.
Do you sometimes cry at night because you will never have a red hammer next to your Id?
No.
On May 17 2015 21:03 Skynx wrote: How did you first came across TL?
I was searching "starcraft" on my iPod touch in mid-2010 when an app called TeamLiquid appeared in the search results. Curious, I downloaded and opened it and quickly discovered it was a forum dedicated to Starcraft, and I lurked for a while reading the entirety of this thread multiple times before looking on the other forums a bit. I couldn't access the SC2 maps section for some reason, so I got excited when I typed in teamliquid.net on safari and saw it on the sidebar. So, I signed up, mostly to post my attempts at maps.
Who's your favourite writer on TL, past or present?
Can I go with future? If not, I'm going to go with myself in order to not offend anyone. Serious answer is probably stuchiu.
On May 17 2015 21:23 Darkhorse wrote: I am found murdered. Evidence points to TL staff members. Who do you suspect, who do you trust?
My first suspect is Zealously, for referring to you as a dead guy already.
[4/30/15, 2:54:55 PM] The one known as Zealously: as for Peanuts and Darkhorse I think it's been 4-5 months since they wrote anything [4/30/15, 2:55:01 PM] The one known as Zealously: which constitutes dead
This goes for anyone that thinks you are dead, as well. I'll contain this to the writers since I don't know if anyone else would care to murder you. Lichter and stuchiu probably also would have said you were already dead. I'm also going to add Brindled to my suspect list since I don't quite know what's going on with him... he's supposedly gone for now but pops up at random.
I'd trust thecrazymunchkin because he is wide-eyed and innocent-looking, in addition to peanuts since he is supposedly also dead. I'm leaning towards Soularion and shtanjel for similar reasons to munchkin even though the latter is technically a trial.
On May 17 2015 22:40 DarkLordOlli wrote: You die in a car accident. Before Satan lets you in (yes, you're going to hell), he asks you to name three things you loved the most in life, so that he can create a torture program suited for you. Once you pass the torture, you're allowed to go to heaven where those three things wait for you. You don't know about the heaven part though.
What are the things?
I love high-quality and exciting music, interesting mathematical equations, and Starcraft, in that order. Why am I going to hell? ;;
On May 17 2015 23:18 OtherWorld wrote: California or Florida? Ferrari or Lamborghini? Aston Martin or Jaguar? Audi or BMW or Mercedes?
California, Ferrari, Jaguar, Mercedes. I don't really like cars that much.
If I'm correct, you listen mostly to classical music, so if you had to be locked in a room for 4 hours with constant music at 120dB, would rather chose to listen to drum solos, heavy dubstep or animal sounds arranged in a particularly annoying way (including heavy usage of mosquitos)?
120dB is loud o.O I would go for the dubstep, since it's less boring than drum solos but still has some semblance of rhythm.
Tomorrow, you are somehow promoted to the head of TeamLiquid (not just TL.net, the actual TeamLiquid) instead of Nazgul (let's say it's a reward for being locked 4 hours in a room with noise). You can do anything you want with TL. What do you do?
I would panic and start trying to figure out what on Earth I'm supposed to do. It's likely that I might not actually do anything cool because I am totally not fit to run TL.
At what age did you discover that (x - y)² = (y - x)² ?
I was probably five or six years old but I thought about it with some numbers, not variables, as I didn't understand that back then.
On May 17 2015 23:46 Barrin wrote: Which race do you play? Why?
bonus: reply without actually saying "terran", "protoss", "zerg", or "random"
I like battlecruiser rushing, so often I will queue on ladder with that intent. However, my macro excels when I gain access to instant unit production technology anywhere across the map, and quicker production cycles, so I have often aimed for those with access to such scientific knowledge. Other times, I leave it up to chance.
1. on average how many hours a day do you spend on TL? 2. favorite sc2 map? 3. fuck/marry/kill: uvantak, timetwister, iezael 4. fuck/marry/kill: ragoo, meavis, siskos 5. fuck/marry/kill: baskerville, chuky500, r3mnant
On May 18 2015 15:04 ninazerg wrote: Have you tried the new Arby's Reuben Sandwich, only at Arby's, for a limited time?
Once I had a horrible dining experience at Arby's, so I never bothered going back.
On May 18 2015 18:23 -NegativeZero- wrote: 1. on average how many hours a day do you spend on TL? 2. favorite sc2 map? 3. fuck/marry/kill: uvantak, timetwister, iezael 4. fuck/marry/kill: ragoo, meavis, siskos 5. fuck/marry/kill: baskerville, chuky500, r3mnant
1. 12-15 2. I base my favorite maps on how many/how high-quality good games I play on them. So probably Shakuras Plateau. Sigh... 3. Uvantak, Timetwister, IeZaeL 4. Meavis, Siskos, Ragoo 5. R3mnant, baskerville, chuky500
On May 18 2015 19:15 Chairman Ray wrote: Can you take and post a picture of yourself with your shoe on your head?
On May 19 2015 00:44 Deathstar wrote: Templar how do you have 42k+ posts? What is your strategy and where are most of your posts?
If you post and LR a GSL-style group stage (on average 13 games of 11-15 minutes each), you get 2 posts for the OP, 5 or so for pre-game discussion, 4 posts for each game's LR, 2 posts for each game's poll (assuming you quote it when it gets to the next page), and 2 posts for discussion after each game. That's theoretically ~110 posts. Here's an example of this, although the numbers are slightly different. If you do three of these per week and otherwise post normally, you can easily get 400 posts per week, or over 20k in one year. I also got over 4400 posts from the WCS Global Finals/Blizzcon tournament threads last year, although that's a one-time thing that technically falls under spamming.
I also picked up a reasonable number of posts by participating in Custom Maps and SC2 General threads, although not nearly as many.
On May 19 2015 00:51 KingofdaHipHop wrote: Will you ever make maps again? If so when?
I am still making maps. None of them are really finished though, and I haven't been working on them that much since I've been pretty busy with other stuff.
How old are you? Have you formed a political opinion yet? If so, will you explain it in as few words as possible? Do you adhere to the teachings of any religion? Why or why not? What do you think of gamergate? Remember that dress from a while ago, what colours do you remember that dress being? What do you think of marriage? Do you believe in the death penalty? What's your take on modern feminism?
I have never actually been in Russia before. But my spirit is there, and my spirit loves Russia.
How do you feel about the generations of oppression the Russian people have brought about on the Ukranians and what do you think they did with all the stolen Ukranian potatoes?
On May 19 2015 03:27 Fecalfeast wrote: How old are you? Have you formed a political opinion yet? If so, will you explain it in as few words as possible? Do you adhere to the teachings of any religion? Why or why not? What do you think of gamergate? Remember that dress from a while ago, what colours do you remember that dress being? What do you think of marriage? Do you believe in the death penalty? What's your take on modern feminism?
18 Intentionally no Not really, because everyone deserves to believe what they want. I don't care. It was 100% white and gold as described in the picture. Marriage is pretty cool. No. It's OK but there seems to be a few ruining it for a lot of people.
I have never actually been in Russia before. But my spirit is there, and my spirit loves Russia.
How do you feel about the generations of oppression the Russian people have brought about on the Ukranians and what do you think they did with all the stolen Ukranian potatoes?
As far as I know they did nothing wrong, and anyway this is Russia we are talking about. I don't really pay attention to politics or international history, though, so I am likely very wrong.
On May 19 2015 03:27 Fecalfeast wrote: How old are you? Have you formed a political opinion yet? If so, will you explain it in as few words as possible? Do you adhere to the teachings of any religion? Why or why not? What do you think of gamergate? Remember that dress from a while ago, what colours do you remember that dress being? What do you think of marriage? Do you believe in the death penalty? What's your take on modern feminism?
18 Intentionally no Not really, because everyone deserves to believe what they want. I don't care. It was 100% white and gold as described in the picture. Marriage is pretty cool. No. It's OK but there seems to be a few ruining it for a lot of people.
I have never actually been in Russia before. But my spirit is there, and my spirit loves Russia.
How do you feel about the generations of oppression the Russian people have brought about on the Ukranians and what do you think they did with all the stolen Ukranian potatoes?
As far as I know they did nothing wrong, and anyway this is Russia we are talking about. I don't really pay attention to politics or international history, though, so I am likely very wrong.
"aggressively invading nations during times of hardships for purely monentary reasons is doing nothing wrong" - the templar
On May 19 2015 03:27 Fecalfeast wrote: How old are you? Have you formed a political opinion yet? If so, will you explain it in as few words as possible? Do you adhere to the teachings of any religion? Why or why not? What do you think of gamergate? Remember that dress from a while ago, what colours do you remember that dress being? What do you think of marriage? Do you believe in the death penalty? What's your take on modern feminism?
18 Intentionally no Not really, because everyone deserves to believe what they want. I don't care. It was 100% white and gold as described in the picture. Marriage is pretty cool. No. It's OK but there seems to be a few ruining it for a lot of people.
On May 19 2015 03:42 Bacon_Infinity wrote:
On May 17 2015 19:39 Bojas wrote: How is Russia?
I have never actually been in Russia before. But my spirit is there, and my spirit loves Russia.
How do you feel about the generations of oppression the Russian people have brought about on the Ukranians and what do you think they did with all the stolen Ukranian potatoes?
As far as I know they did nothing wrong, and anyway this is Russia we are talking about. I don't really pay attention to politics or international history, though, so I am likely very wrong.
"aggressively invading nations during times of hardships for purely monentary reasons is doing nothing wrong" - the templar
On May 19 2015 03:27 Fecalfeast wrote: How old are you? Have you formed a political opinion yet? If so, will you explain it in as few words as possible? Do you adhere to the teachings of any religion? Why or why not? What do you think of gamergate? Remember that dress from a while ago, what colours do you remember that dress being? What do you think of marriage? Do you believe in the death penalty? What's your take on modern feminism?
18 Intentionally no Not really, because everyone deserves to believe what they want. I don't care. It was 100% white and gold as described in the picture. Marriage is pretty cool. No. It's OK but there seems to be a few ruining it for a lot of people.
I have never actually been in Russia before. But my spirit is there, and my spirit loves Russia.
How do you feel about the generations of oppression the Russian people have brought about on the Ukranians and what do you think they did with all the stolen Ukranian potatoes?
As far as I know they did nothing wrong, and anyway this is Russia we are talking about. I don't really pay attention to politics or international history, though, so I am likely very wrong.
You might rethink "loving" Russia if you are unwilling to face the reality of its actions, as it may make you look a little foolish. Honestly, the "Russian federation" you keep as your home country used to make me a little reserved to anything you write (and I probably have read a lot of your posts, as that is a thing that is very difficult to avoid for anyone who likes SC2 on TL). Yes, this is prejudiced and "wrong" according to most people, but I don't feel anyhow obliged to change my thoughts to satisfy other people. (And yes, I have met some very fine Russian people, but I know from those very people that they are an extreme exception in their country.)
On May 19 2015 03:27 Fecalfeast wrote: How old are you? Have you formed a political opinion yet? If so, will you explain it in as few words as possible? Do you adhere to the teachings of any religion? Why or why not? What do you think of gamergate? Remember that dress from a while ago, what colours do you remember that dress being? What do you think of marriage? Do you believe in the death penalty? What's your take on modern feminism?
18 Intentionally no Not really, because everyone deserves to believe what they want. I don't care. It was 100% white and gold as described in the picture. Marriage is pretty cool. No. It's OK but there seems to be a few ruining it for a lot of people.
On May 19 2015 03:42 Bacon_Infinity wrote:
On May 17 2015 19:39 Bojas wrote: How is Russia?
I have never actually been in Russia before. But my spirit is there, and my spirit loves Russia.
How do you feel about the generations of oppression the Russian people have brought about on the Ukranians and what do you think they did with all the stolen Ukranian potatoes?
As far as I know they did nothing wrong, and anyway this is Russia we are talking about. I don't really pay attention to politics or international history, though, so I am likely very wrong.
"aggressively invading nations during times of hardships for purely monentary reasons is doing nothing wrong" - the templar
On May 19 2015 03:27 Fecalfeast wrote: How old are you? Have you formed a political opinion yet? If so, will you explain it in as few words as possible? Do you adhere to the teachings of any religion? Why or why not? What do you think of gamergate? Remember that dress from a while ago, what colours do you remember that dress being? What do you think of marriage? Do you believe in the death penalty? What's your take on modern feminism?
18 Intentionally no Not really, because everyone deserves to believe what they want. I don't care. It was 100% white and gold as described in the picture. Marriage is pretty cool. No. It's OK but there seems to be a few ruining it for a lot of people.
On May 19 2015 03:42 Bacon_Infinity wrote:
On May 17 2015 19:39 Bojas wrote: How is Russia?
I have never actually been in Russia before. But my spirit is there, and my spirit loves Russia.
How do you feel about the generations of oppression the Russian people have brought about on the Ukranians and what do you think they did with all the stolen Ukranian potatoes?
As far as I know they did nothing wrong, and anyway this is Russia we are talking about. I don't really pay attention to politics or international history, though, so I am likely very wrong.
You might rethink "loving" Russia if you are unwilling to face the reality of its actions, as it may make you look a little foolish. Honestly, the "Russian federation" you keep as your home country used to make me a little reserved to anything you write (and I probably have read a lot of your posts, as that is a thing that is very difficult to avoid for anyone who likes SC2 on TL). Yes, this is prejudiced and "wrong" according to most people, but I don't feel anyhow obliged to change my thoughts to satisfy other people. (And yes, I have met some very fine Russian people, but I know from those very people that they are an extreme exception in their country.)
My "love" for Russia isn't actually a serious thing, especially considering it started out as a joke and I don't really know anything about the country.
I have never actually been in Russia before. But my spirit is there, and my spirit loves Russia.
How do you feel about the generations of oppression the Russian people have brought about on the Ukranians and what do you think they did with all the stolen Ukranian potatoes?
As far as I know they did nothing wrong, and anyway this is Russia we are talking about. I don't really pay attention to politics or international history, though, so I am likely very wrong.
You might rethink "loving" Russia if you are unwilling to face the reality of its actions, as it may make you look a little foolish. Honestly, the "Russian federation" you keep as your home country used to make me a little reserved to anything you write (and I probably have read a lot of your posts, as that is a thing that is very difficult to avoid for anyone who likes SC2 on TL). Yes, this is prejudiced and "wrong" according to most people, but I don't feel anyhow obliged to change my thoughts to satisfy other people. (And yes, I have met some very fine Russian people, but I know from those very people that they are an extreme exception in their country.)
My "love" for Russia isn't actually a serious thing, especially considering it started out as a joke and I don't really know anything about the country.
Whatever, I think you are free to make jokes about anything, as I am not a big fan of the concept of "offended people". On the other hand, I am just gently suggesting that this particular line of humour may cost you points upfront with some people. That said, it's feasible to imagine that you don't care about such people's opinions anyway, so there is not much lost for you. Also I am of the opinion that any person at the age of 18 would benefit from trying to learn about the world in general, including "politics and international history" (obviously not from the biased opinions of TL posters).
I have never actually been in Russia before. But my spirit is there, and my spirit loves Russia.
How do you feel about the generations of oppression the Russian people have brought about on the Ukranians and what do you think they did with all the stolen Ukranian potatoes?
As far as I know they did nothing wrong, and anyway this is Russia we are talking about. I don't really pay attention to politics or international history, though, so I am likely very wrong.
You might rethink "loving" Russia if you are unwilling to face the reality of its actions, as it may make you look a little foolish. Honestly, the "Russian federation" you keep as your home country used to make me a little reserved to anything you write (and I probably have read a lot of your posts, as that is a thing that is very difficult to avoid for anyone who likes SC2 on TL). Yes, this is prejudiced and "wrong" according to most people, but I don't feel anyhow obliged to change my thoughts to satisfy other people. (And yes, I have met some very fine Russian people, but I know from those very people that they are an extreme exception in their country.)
My "love" for Russia isn't actually a serious thing, especially considering it started out as a joke and I don't really know anything about the country.
Whatever, I think you are free to make jokes about anything, as I am not a big fan of the concept of "offended people". On the other hand, I am just gently suggesting that this particular line of humour may cost you points upfront with some people. That said, it's feasible to imagine that you don't care about such people's opinions anyway, so there is not much lost for you. Also I am of the opinion that any person at the age of 18 would benefit from trying to learn about the world in general, including "politics and international history" (obviously not from the biased opinions of TL posters).
On May 19 2015 04:28 Chairman Ray wrote: If you were a moba character, what would your abilities be?
I don't really know how moba characters work, but... My regular attack would probably be a high fire rate, low damage missile and my movement speed would be somewhat low, although I would probably have high health. Ability 1: Fire a missile, single target, that deals a large amount of damage. Ability 2: Fire missile pods, which deals a smaller amount of damage (more against minions), in a large area. Ability 3: Produce a shield which absorbs damage. Ult: Teleport anywhere on the map.
On May 19 2015 05:16 Shellshock wrote: What is your favorite twitch emote? please type it out in response
On May 19 2015 07:49 spritzz wrote: What would you think T.E.M.P.L.A.R. stands for?
The Enigmatic Maestro Participating in Live Analysis and Reporting That makes my ID start with "The The", but it's catchier than The_Emplar. Also I'm assuming you're asking me to treat my ID as an acronym, sorry if I misinterpreted
On May 19 2015 07:49 spritzz wrote: What would you think T.E.M.P.L.A.R. stands for?
The Enigmatic Maestro Participating in Live Analysis and Reporting That makes my ID start with "The The", but it's catchier than The_Emplar. Also I'm assuming you're asking me to treat my ID as an acronym, sorry if I misinterpreted
On May 19 2015 09:57 Jer99 wrote: why am i the better taeja fan
I can answer this one. You're the only TaeJa fan left
Upon looking at his fan club posts from this year, Templar posts significantly more in the Scarlett fan club than any other, so I think it's safe to say he's a bigger Scarlett fan than Taeja fan that's for sure.
On May 19 2015 09:57 Jer99 wrote: why am i the better taeja fan
I can answer this one. You're the only TaeJa fan left
Upon looking at his fan club posts from this year, Templar posts significantly more in the Scarlett fan club than any other, so I think it's safe to say he's a bigger Scarlett fan than Taeja fan that's for sure.
Per post in the fan club, I have posted a lot more in TaeJa's. Especially when you consider the activity of both -.-
On May 17 2015 06:22 Chairman Ray wrote: What was your most homosexual experience?
Back in fourth grade I accidentally kissed the boy sitting next to me on the bus on a field trip. Fortunately, he didn't really notice since he was pretty much asleep. 2-3 years later in gym class he pulled down my gym shorts. (I was wearing underwear, which in case Epishade was curious was blue)
how.../why do you remember the color or was this just a joke?
On May 17 2015 06:22 Chairman Ray wrote: What was your most homosexual experience?
Back in fourth grade I accidentally kissed the boy sitting next to me on the bus on a field trip. Fortunately, he didn't really notice since he was pretty much asleep. 2-3 years later in gym class he pulled down my gym shorts. (I was wearing underwear, which in case Epishade was curious was blue)
how.../why do you remember the color or was this just a joke?
I'm not 100% sure of it, but I recall that it was light blue.
If you had to choose between living the rest of your life as a slave (I mean ancient Egyptian style hard labour and whips type slave) or living for 5 days with unlimited money and diplomatic immunity? (you spontaneously combust after the 5 days is complete)
On May 20 2015 03:11 brian wrote: are there posters whose posts you immediately skip over when you see their nick?
No. If I see someone I dislike, I read their post very carefully to see why they're wrong.
WHO?
That's secret information.
On May 20 2015 04:12 Fecalfeast wrote: If you had to choose between living the rest of your life as a slave (I mean ancient Egyptian style hard labour and whips type slave) or living for 5 days with unlimited money and diplomatic immunity? (you spontaneously combust after the 5 days is complete)
Uh... I'd go with the unlimited money/diplomatic immunity. RIP me.
On May 20 2015 04:42 reikai wrote: What makes you stay on TL for 12-15 hours a day?
There's so much to see and do, plus I love starcraft.
What do you like about it here, and what do you not like?
There aren't enough people here (40-50% more posters would be best, I think, and way more would be better than the current situation). The people that are here are really awesome and interesting, so I can talk to them all day if I want to.
Compare/Contrast TL to Reddit, and again to r/starcraft.
Reddit has some very weird people. It is afaik the most popular site for current events, sort of like TL is for SC.
r/starcraft has some pretty clear trolls and more negative people, but like TL I wish it had more people so I'd feel better.
On May 22 2015 06:40 Fecalfeast wrote: If there is a major earthquake in your area, are you at risk of flood/tsunami/other water-based follow-up? If so, do you have access to a boat?
I think it's more likely that a hurricane will strike, and no.
Well too bad for you! You devoted yourself to doing an AMA, and I will abuse it to its fullest extent to learn everything that I want to know about you!
On May 22 2015 08:06 Chairman Ray wrote: Well too bad for you! You devoted yourself to doing an AMA, and I will abuse it to its fullest extent to learn everything that I want to know about you!
On May 22 2015 08:36 SetGuitarsToKill wrote: Not including Taeja, who are your top 10 favorite pro players of all time.
In no particular order: HerO, MarineKing, IdrA, Mvp, Flash, Jaedong, Guilty, Has, FanTaSy, and herO. A more up-to-date list would switch out IdrA and HerO in favor of Life and sOs.
On May 22 2015 08:36 SetGuitarsToKill wrote: Not including Taeja, who are your top 10 favorite pro players of all time.
In no particular order: HerO, MarineKing, IdrA, Mvp, Flash, Jaedong, Guilty, Has, FanTaSy, and herO. A more up-to-date list would switch out IdrA and HerO in favor of Life and sOs.
Wtf when i asked u this on skype you gave me 10 terrans
On May 22 2015 08:36 SetGuitarsToKill wrote: Not including Taeja, who are your top 10 favorite pro players of all time.
In no particular order: HerO, MarineKing, IdrA, Mvp, Flash, Jaedong, Guilty, Has, FanTaSy, and herO. A more up-to-date list would switch out IdrA and HerO in favor of Life and sOs.
Wtf when i asked u this on skype you gave me 10 terrans
Those were current favorites, not all-time IIRC. Also, some of it depends on my mood .
If you were somehow magically forbidden from using computers, cell phones, televisions, gaming systems, or any variation of these items for 3 months, what would you do with your time?
This includes for school or work so if you would fail/be fired, factor that into your answer.
On May 22 2015 08:57 Fecalfeast wrote: If you were somehow magically forbidden from using computers, cell phones, televisions, gaming systems, or any variation of these items for 3 months, what would you do with your time?
This includes for school or work so if you would fail/be fired, factor that into your answer.
I would try to become a world-class bridge player.
On May 22 2015 12:19 brian wrote: but isn't ray a Canadian I AM SO CONFUSED
I may be Canadian, but I am an expert in anything related to urination.
The Germans popularized the sitting method for peeing during World War II, which was regarded as one of the most brilliant military tactics at the time. This was soon to be known as Das Sitzenpee tacticz. Against most European forces, the Germans were able to do just fine peeing standing, however when the Americans joined the war, everything changed. American soldiers were very rich since the economy was doing well at the time, so they were able to purchase AWP every round. American snipers would AWP through the wall in the German washrooms where a German soldier would typically stand in front of the toilet to pee. A lot of rounds because of this. After this, the Germans would sit down while peeing. When the Americans tried to AWP through the wall, it wouldn't hit anybody, and it would also reveal their position to the Germans, and the Germans were able to quickly rotate. Today, people in Germany would sit while peeing as a tribute to the brilliant war tactics that almost won them the World War II championships.
On May 23 2015 04:50 Chairman Ray wrote: What's your favorite type of cheese?
Romano, although I also like cheddar.
On May 23 2015 04:54 Deathstar wrote: Jigsaw has just captured you and put you in a trap. In order to escape, you must lose one of the following body parts
1. Tongue 2. Balls 3. Hands
Which is it and why?
Definitely my balls since I actually use the other two.
Is there a reason you don't pee in the shower? As a shower pee-er, I'm slightly offended that you choose to dispose of your waste in somewhere other than the shower.
I bet you're even one of those people that thinks pooping in the shower is gross too!
On May 23 2015 08:32 Epishade wrote: Is there a reason you don't pee in the shower? As a shower pee-er, I'm slightly offended that you choose to dispose of your waste in somewhere other than the shower.
I bet you're even one of those people that thinks pooping in the shower is gross too!
Maybe I am!
On May 23 2015 18:51 Chairman Ray wrote: What do you do if you need to fart in the shower?
Templar, let's pretend you're are imprisoned on a remote island somewhere in the pacific. You have to hatch an escape plan, and you are magically gifted from a wizard one single weapon from the Starcraft universe. You have to be given this weapon, and be able to use it by hand somehow in your escape. It's not the vehicle or the unit, but only the weapon that can come from any unit or anything in Starcraft as a whole. Which one do you choose and how do you use it?
1. If the devil came to you and told you to sacrifice six starcraft players to cause the most pain and suffering possible, which would you pick?
2. What is your single favorite starcraft 2 moment?
3. If SC2 was rocked by, say, a matchfixing scandal and was immediately destroyed as an esport - what would you do? If you choose to stay in esports, which esport would you go to?
4. If you could interview any esports player/personality at any time, who would you pick and when?
5. Similar to the last - if you could interview anyone, ever, who would you pick?
6. If you had a choice between having to 1v1 TaeJa in his prime with your life on the line and having to kill Has IRL, what would you do?
7. Rank the following esports in order from most liked to hated - personal opinion, not popular : League of Legends, Dota2, CS:GO, Smash Bros. Melee, Hearthstone.
8. If you could pick anyone in TL Writers to become famous, who would you pick?
9. Which foreigner is most likely to win a premier tournament?
10. Who is your favorite player from an eSport that isn't Starcraft?
11. Who are your favorite casters from SC2? Top 3 (or 5), in order.
12. If you were on a first date with someone, what would you do? Presuming you desire to be on this date and all. I wanna hear plans, not loopholes!
13. What is your weirdest habit?
14. If you had the ability to sleep with any single person on the planet - given that the person was a starcraft two pro gamer and not a female - who would you pick? 'Nobody' is not a valid answer.
On May 24 2015 17:01 SetGuitarsToKill wrote: Templar, let's pretend you're are imprisoned on a remote island somewhere in the pacific. You have to hatch an escape plan, and you are magically gifted from a wizard one single weapon from the Starcraft universe. You have to be given this weapon, and be able to use it by hand somehow in your escape. It's not the vehicle or the unit, but only the weapon that can come from any unit or anything in Starcraft as a whole. Which one do you choose and how do you use it?
This wizard stinks, couldn't he have given me a boat or something? You may have not intended it as a weapon, and I'm assuming anything I choose is infinite, but I'll go with force fields and endlessly trap myself in FFs to be forced to stay above the water and to move in one direction away from the island.
On May 24 2015 19:44 Soularion wrote: 1. If the devil came to you and told you to sacrifice six starcraft players to cause the most pain and suffering possible, which would you pick?
2. What is your single favorite starcraft 2 moment?
3. If SC2 was rocked by, say, a matchfixing scandal and was immediately destroyed as an esport - what would you do? If you choose to stay in esports, which esport would you go to?
4. If you could interview any esports player/personality at any time, who would you pick and when?
5. Similar to the last - if you could interview anyone, ever, who would you pick?
6. If you had a choice between having to 1v1 TaeJa in his prime with your life on the line and having to kill Has IRL, what would you do?
7. Rank the following esports in order from most liked to hated - personal opinion, not popular : League of Legends, Dota2, CS:GO, Smash Bros. Melee, Hearthstone.
8. If you could pick anyone in TL Writers to become famous, who would you pick?
9. Which foreigner is most likely to win a premier tournament?
10. Who is your favorite player from an eSport that isn't Starcraft?
11. Who are your favorite casters from SC2? Top 3 (or 5), in order.
12. If you were on a first date with someone, what would you do? Presuming you desire to be on this date and all. I wanna hear plans, not loopholes!
13. What is your weirdest habit?
14. If you had the ability to sleep with any single person on the planet - given that the person was a starcraft two pro gamer and not a female - who would you pick? 'Nobody' is not a valid answer.
15. What is your most controversial opinion?
Hf, buddy.
That is a lot of questions, Soularion pls. 1. INnoVation because he has no brain, Sniper because he has no heart, aLive because he has no face, TerrOr because he has no courage (yes I know he's retired), Naniwa because he has no home, and Has because he has no soul.
I don't really dislike any players so I had to go with this.
2. In a pro game, probably when TaeJa beat Zest in that crazy game on Foxtrot Labs. I was really hyped for that comeback.
3. I would cry and then go play some tetris or minecraft.
4. Would anyone not interview Jaedong right after losing to 7 pylons from Has?
5. I would interview myself back in 2012 to figure out what the hell I was supposed to be doing.
6. Hmm, I think I'm actually completely incapable of killing people, so I would go up versus TaeJa.
7. Hearthstone, Smash, Dota, LoL
8. Stuchiu, I think for obvious reasons?
9. Bunny, most likely WCS. I could be a jerk and list a foreigner that already won a premier tournament as having a 100% chance of winning it.
12. I'm presuming this is a female since I'm heterosexual (It would have to be, otherwise I wouldn't desire it). I start by dressing nicely, bringing flowers, and taking her to the restaurant of her choice. I ask what her interests are, tell her mine, and talk about whatever she wants to talk about. Of course, eye contact, good body language, and an engaged voice are all important. She probably wants to see a movie, so we watch whatever movie we're both interested in. I have no idea what goes on after that.
13. I visit this somewhat obscure gaming site called teamliquid.net. Seriously though, I edit literally everything I write, including the answers to these questions.
On May 22 2015 12:19 brian wrote: but isn't ray a Canadian I AM SO CONFUSED
I may be Canadian, but I am an expert in anything related to urination.
The Germans popularized the sitting method for peeing during World War II, which was regarded as one of the most brilliant military tactics at the time. This was soon to be known as Das Sitzenpee tacticz. Against most European forces, the Germans were able to do just fine peeing standing, however when the Americans joined the war, everything changed. American soldiers were very rich since the economy was doing well at the time, so they were able to purchase AWP every round. American snipers would AWP through the wall in the German washrooms where a German soldier would typically stand in front of the toilet to pee. A lot of rounds because of this. After this, the Germans would sit down while peeing. When the Americans tried to AWP through the wall, it wouldn't hit anybody, and it would also reveal their position to the Germans, and the Germans were able to quickly rotate. Today, people in Germany would sit while peeing as a tribute to the brilliant war tactics that almost won them the World War II championships.
I was vaguely amused right until the end, when I actually laughed at the "championships" bit. Nice
EPT
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