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The_Templar
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
your Country52798 Posts
May 16 2015 18:45 GMT
#1
On April 22 2015 11:13 The_Templar wrote:
  • RO8: AMA

          I will post an AMA in blogs and will answer every single question. I will not dodge or give an insufficient answer on any of them, so you’re free to ask any deeply embarrassing question you want. While I am open to providing answers to questions, I will not provide pictures of myself, talk about someone else’s personal details, or share my skype/phone number/address etc. with the rest of the forum.



I've hung around TL for over four years at this point, and apparently people know my relatively small contributions well enough to vote me into the RO8 of Seeker's TLCMAT. I just wanted to say thanks for having me around for so long, and if you wanted to know anything about me, feel free to ask in this thread. Please don't kill me.

(Ro16 blog is still in progress)

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KadaverBB
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Germany25658 Posts
May 16 2015 18:47 GMT
#2
This is not going to end well for you
AdministratorLaws change depending on who's making them, but justice is justice
The_Templar
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
your Country52798 Posts
May 16 2015 18:50 GMT
#3
On May 17 2015 03:47 KadaverBB wrote:
This is not going to end well for you

I think you said you were going to ask 30 questions about moderation, I'm ready for them.
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Grovbolle
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
Denmark3813 Posts
May 16 2015 18:50 GMT
#4
How many girls have you slept with?
Lies, damned lies and statistics: http://aligulac.com
Zealously
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
East Gorteau22261 Posts
May 16 2015 18:51 GMT
#5
Would you rather fight a crocodile in a bumper car or a 8 foot baby having a temper tantrum? The crocodile is a 7 foot Harvard-educated saltwater crocodile with a verified driver's license.

Tell us why in two paragraphs, flaunt knowledge of biology as it relates to Starcraft.
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SetGuitarsToKill
Profile Blog Joined December 2013
Canada28396 Posts
May 16 2015 18:51 GMT
#6
[12:46:44 PM] Aeromi: how long is your penis


Well?

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The_Templar
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
your Country52798 Posts
May 16 2015 18:51 GMT
#7
On May 17 2015 03:50 Grovbolle wrote:
How many girls have you slept with?

Zero, unfortunately.
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SetGuitarsToKill
Profile Blog Joined December 2013
Canada28396 Posts
May 16 2015 18:52 GMT
#8
On May 17 2015 03:51 The_Templar wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 17 2015 03:50 Grovbolle wrote:
How many girls have you slept with?

Zero, unfortunately.

Boys?
Community News"As long as you have a warp prism you can't be bad at harassment" - Maru | @SetGuitars2Kill
KadaverBB
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Germany25658 Posts
May 16 2015 18:52 GMT
#9
On May 17 2015 03:50 The_Templar wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 17 2015 03:47 KadaverBB wrote:
This is not going to end well for you

I think you said you were going to ask 30 questions about moderation, I'm ready for them.


Nah, questions about moderation are supposed to be asked in Website Feedback, you should know this!
AdministratorLaws change depending on who's making them, but justice is justice
Aeromi
Profile Blog Joined August 2012
France14461 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-05-16 18:58:51
May 16 2015 18:54 GMT
#10
Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir ?

User was warned on Skype for this post. Shame on you.
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Cokefreak
Profile Joined June 2011
Finland8095 Posts
May 16 2015 18:57 GMT
#11
How many unbanned alt accounts you still have?
Zealously
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
East Gorteau22261 Posts
May 16 2015 19:00 GMT
#12
On May 17 2015 03:57 Cokefreak wrote:
How many unbanned alt accounts you still have?


The best part about this question is that any answer would technically be damning
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KadaverBB
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Germany25658 Posts
May 16 2015 19:02 GMT
#13
Why? If he says 0 it is not incriminating at all.
AdministratorLaws change depending on who's making them, but justice is justice
The_Templar
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
your Country52798 Posts
May 16 2015 19:06 GMT
#14
On May 17 2015 03:51 Zealously wrote:
Would you rather fight a crocodile in a bumper car or a 8 foot baby having a temper tantrum? The crocodile is a 7 foot Harvard-educated saltwater crocodile with a verified driver's license.

Tell us why in two paragraphs, flaunt knowledge of biology as it relates to Starcraft.


I don't know any biology, but...

If we convert the units into Starcraft terms, a baby is roughly the same size as a zergling and approximately the same shape as a marine (although softer, and we need to consider this), with an attack nearly as good as a drone (hands instead of claws). We can assume that it has 0 armor, and with the other stats available it should have about 20 health (again, softer than a marine), 3-4 damage, and a very fast movement speed.

Meanwhile, the crocodile has very tough armor, comparable to a marauder piloting a hellion, and a somewhat average movement speed due to the bumper car. I'm not entirely sure what it's attack would be, but it could either attack me with the bumper car or its teeth. Both would be a melee attack, similar to the baby. The bumper car attack would probably be less damage than an SCV since it's less sharp, but the teeth are comparable to a zergling. It's health would be pretty high, maybe nearly 100. Clearly, the crocodile stats are better than the baby stats with comparable damage and much higher health, so I'd go for the baby.

On May 17 2015 03:51 SetGuitarsToKill wrote:
Show nested quote +
[12:46:44 PM] Aeromi: how long is your penis


Well?


My measurements may have been slightly off but I got 4.5 inches.
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The_Templar
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
your Country52798 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-05-16 19:34:20
May 16 2015 19:09 GMT
#15
On May 17 2015 03:52 SetGuitarsToKill wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 17 2015 03:51 The_Templar wrote:
On May 17 2015 03:50 Grovbolle wrote:
How many girls have you slept with?

Zero, unfortunately.

Boys?

It depends on your definition. Technically, in hotel rooms I have slept in the same bed as both of my younger brothers, but I have not engaged in coitus with anyone, so the answer to the question you intended is zero.

On May 17 2015 03:54 Aeromi wrote:
Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir ?

User was warned on Skype for this post. Shame on you.

No.

On May 17 2015 03:57 Cokefreak wrote:
How many unbanned alt accounts you still have?

I have access only to this account and the TL Map Contest account, which I don't post with as it's used for gathering TL Map Contest entries. I don't have any other accounts.
ModeratorI am still alive, somehow
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Seeker *
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
Where dat snitch at?37084 Posts
May 16 2015 19:09 GMT
#16
On May 17 2015 03:51 SetGuitarsToKill wrote:
Show nested quote +
[12:46:44 PM] Aeromi: how long is your penis


Well?


How long is your ePenis?
ModeratorPeople ask me, "Seeker, what are you seeking?" My answer? "Sleep, damn it! Always sleep!"
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The_Templar
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
your Country52798 Posts
May 16 2015 19:11 GMT
#17
On May 17 2015 04:09 Seeker wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 17 2015 03:51 SetGuitarsToKill wrote:
[12:46:44 PM] Aeromi: how long is your penis


Well?


How long is your ePenis?

It's infinitely long.
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Olli
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
Austria24422 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-05-16 19:18:39
May 16 2015 19:17 GMT
#18
Fuck, marry, kill

The three chief editors. Go!
Administrator"Declaring anything a disaster because aLive popped up out of nowhere is just downright silly."
Zealously
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
East Gorteau22261 Posts
May 16 2015 19:22 GMT
#19
On May 17 2015 04:17 DarkLordOlli wrote:
Fuck, marry, kill

The three chief editors. Go!


I thought this forum was supposed to be moderately SFW
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The_Templar
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
your Country52798 Posts
May 16 2015 19:25 GMT
#20
On May 17 2015 04:22 Zealously wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 17 2015 04:17 DarkLordOlli wrote:
Fuck, marry, kill

The three chief editors. Go!


I thought this forum was supposed to be moderately SFW

Yeah, wtf.

On May 17 2015 04:17 DarkLordOlli wrote:
Fuck, marry, kill

The three chief editors. Go!

Zealously, lichter, Olli.
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