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The_Templar
your Country52797 Posts
On May 22 2015 09:17 Chairman Ray wrote: Do you ever wake up in the morning and think to yourself "I'm the fucking Templar, fuck yeah!" At least once a week. | ||
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brian
United States9627 Posts
On May 22 2015 08:18 The_Templar wrote: Yes. I have done that for a few years now. wait this is a real thing? | ||
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The_Templar
your Country52797 Posts
I have no idea, ask Deathstar or Chairman Ray. | ||
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brian
United States9627 Posts
I AM SO CONFUSED | ||
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Fecalfeast
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ninazerg
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BLinD-RawR
ALLEYCAT BLUES50527 Posts
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Chairman Ray
United States11903 Posts
On May 22 2015 12:19 brian wrote: but isn't ray a Canadian I AM SO CONFUSED I may be Canadian, but I am an expert in anything related to urination. The Germans popularized the sitting method for peeing during World War II, which was regarded as one of the most brilliant military tactics at the time. This was soon to be known as Das Sitzenpee tacticz. Against most European forces, the Germans were able to do just fine peeing standing, however when the Americans joined the war, everything changed. American soldiers were very rich since the economy was doing well at the time, so they were able to purchase AWP every round. American snipers would AWP through the wall in the German washrooms where a German soldier would typically stand in front of the toilet to pee. A lot of rounds because of this. After this, the Germans would sit down while peeing. When the Americans tried to AWP through the wall, it wouldn't hit anybody, and it would also reveal their position to the Germans, and the Germans were able to quickly rotate. Today, people in Germany would sit while peeing as a tribute to the brilliant war tactics that almost won them the World War II championships. | ||
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KelsierSC
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Bacon_Infinity
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The_Templar
your Country52797 Posts
On May 22 2015 12:35 Fecalfeast wrote: After a bowel movement, do you sit to wipe, stand to wipe, or use a bidet? I sit. On May 22 2015 14:29 ninazerg wrote: Bro, do you even lift? I do not lift. On May 22 2015 14:48 BLinD-RawR wrote: r u 4 rela? Yes. On May 22 2015 17:36 Bacon_Infinity wrote: Have you ever tried playing a real game like StarCraft? I played SC:BW from about 2005 to 2010 (age 8-13), so I was too young to appreciate its superiority to Starcraft 2 (obviously not a real game). | ||
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Deathstar
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It's more hygenic | ||
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brian
United States9627 Posts
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brian
United States9627 Posts
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The_Templar
your Country52797 Posts
On May 23 2015 01:41 brian wrote: @TT, what is your biggest pet peeve? People asking me questions that I obviously don't want to answer. Also rap/hiphop music. | ||
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BLinD-RawR
ALLEYCAT BLUES50527 Posts
On May 23 2015 01:47 The_Templar wrote: People asking me questions that I obviously don't want to answer. Also rap/hiphop music. Water fire air and dirt, fucking magnets how do they work? | ||
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Fecalfeast
Canada11355 Posts
On May 23 2015 01:47 The_Templar wrote: People asking me questions that I obviously don't want to answer. Also rap/hiphop music. Which implies that you like grindcore more than you like all hiphip and rap. Nice. I like that. | ||
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Chairman Ray
United States11903 Posts
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Deathstar
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1. Tongue 2. Balls 3. Hands Which is it and why? | ||
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The_Templar
your Country52797 Posts
On May 23 2015 02:48 BLinD-RawR wrote: Water fire air and dirt, fucking magnets how do they work? Water and http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magnet On May 23 2015 04:33 Fecalfeast wrote: Which implies that you like grindcore more than you like all hiphip and rap. Nice. I like that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luDkTZ2YMpI Yes, this is somewhat better.  On May 23 2015 04:50 Chairman Ray wrote: What's your favorite type of cheese? Romano, although I also like cheddar. On May 23 2015 04:54 Deathstar wrote: Jigsaw has just captured you and put you in a trap. In order to escape, you must lose one of the following body parts 1. Tongue 2. Balls 3. Hands Which is it and why? Definitely my balls since I actually use the other two. | ||
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