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showstealer1829
Profile Blog Joined May 2014
Australia3123 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-04-07 08:22:59
April 07 2015 08:22 GMT
#41
1/10 Would not fanfic
There is no understanding. There is only Choya. Choya is the way. Choya is Love. Choya is Life. Has is the Light in the Protoss Dark and Nightmare is his chosen Acolyte
ahswtini
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Northern Ireland22213 Posts
April 07 2015 08:26 GMT
#42
i now live for fluffy blogs
"As I've said, balance isn't about strategies or counters, it's about probability and statistics." - paralleluniverse
icydergosu
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
528 Posts
April 07 2015 10:17 GMT
#43
On April 07 2015 15:59 LoneYoShi wrote:
Edit: Also, as a relative newbie on TL, can anyone quickly recap who shauni is pls ? Would be much appreciated !


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I am the Punishment of God. If you had not commited great sins, god would not have sent a punishment like me upon you.
419
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Russian Federation3631 Posts
April 07 2015 10:27 GMT
#44
StatelessReverie is that you?!?!?!?
?
Pandemona *
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Charlie Sheens House51493 Posts
April 07 2015 13:01 GMT
#45
Male sleepovers in high school? They exist?
Thats a warning sign for me tbh lol
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Cricketer12
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States14003 Posts
April 07 2015 13:50 GMT
#46
On April 07 2015 22:01 Pandemona wrote:
Male sleepovers in high school? They exist?
Thats a warning sign for me tbh lol

In my defense, when i did it was basically an all night party with 10 bros, football till midnight then some movies or shit till like 5...but thats just me
Engage, Zero target Engage, Engage, Kagari target Engage, Engage.
Ovid
Profile Blog Joined October 2013
United Kingdom948 Posts
April 07 2015 15:10 GMT
#47
On April 07 2015 00:30 fluffy_pylon wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 06 2015 15:39 Souma wrote:
How soft were his lips?

his lips were wet and inviting. we had both brushed our teeth prior to bedtime and i have a habit of flossing intensively every night in order to maintain my excellent dental and oral hygiene. however my friend had a little midnight snack of a snickers bar after brushing, which turned his breath almost sickly sweet to the point of repulsion


I laughed when you said bedtime, it makes you sound like a 7 year old did his mum tuck you both in?
I will make Yogg Saron priest work...
Gowerly
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United Kingdom916 Posts
April 07 2015 16:02 GMT
#48
Bring your favourite stuffed toy to any future playdates you have. Your Captain Fluffy will protect you from his Corporal Stiffy.
I am unsure how rankings work.
I will reduce you to a series of numbers.
Mongoose
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United Kingdom190 Posts
April 07 2015 17:19 GMT
#49
this is obviously fake but funny lmao
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Dalguno
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States2446 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-04-07 18:29:59
April 07 2015 18:27 GMT
#50
On April 07 2015 19:27 419 wrote:
StatelessReverie is that you?!?!?!?


Wasn't it StateofReverie or something? I'm going to check.

Here we go! http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/profile.php?user=StateofReverie

I had the same thought, his blogs are about equivalent on the ridiculous scale.
"I'm gonna keep making drones cause I'm a baller, and ballers make drones." -Snute
Glowsphere
Profile Blog Joined November 2014
United States170 Posts
April 07 2015 18:30 GMT
#51
On April 07 2015 15:59 LoneYoShi wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 06 2015 16:34 lichter wrote:
At least he wasn't an Ethan


If there's one thing I learned on TL, it's to never go full Ethan.

Good blog though. I don't have any insight to bring (except try to clear the air with your friend by talking with him about it). Kepp the blogs coming !

Edit: Also, as a relative newbie on TL, can anyone quickly recap who shauni is pls ? Would be much appreciated !


http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/Shauni

Best enjoyed with some whiskey and perhaps some light classical music.
Just_a_Moth
Profile Joined March 2012
Canada1971 Posts
April 08 2015 05:16 GMT
#52
On April 07 2015 22:01 Pandemona wrote:
Male sleepovers in high school? They exist?
Thats a warning sign for me tbh lol

Really? I'm pretty sure it's common to sleep on your friend's couch if it gets late and you are feeling to tired to go home. At least I did that all the time.
opisska
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Poland8852 Posts
April 08 2015 07:51 GMT
#53
Poor fluffy_pylon, he has 50 posts and already people are accusing him of being Shauni, probably the worst insult possible on TL. (However, If he is Shauni, may he burn in hell of course).

Anyway to the point of the blog - I suggest you try to imagine what would you do if this was a girl and you were just not interested in her and act the same way. There is no real reason to feel weird about your friend being gay in 2015.

Incidentally, my best friend is also gay - luckily I am extremely ugly so we never got to this point The weird thing is that I didn't know for like ten years. In my defense, he was pretty unsure for a lot of the time and even tried dating a couple of girls (one of them is still a good friend of ours and she hates when we talk about it and stubbornly denies that he is really gay, for imaginable reasons) but somehow I feel like I failed miserably in our friendship by being so oblivious to such a basic thing of his life. At least you have that out of the way now!
"Jeez, that's far from ideal." - Serral, the king of mild trashtalk
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ahswtini
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Northern Ireland22213 Posts
April 08 2015 08:39 GMT
#54
On April 07 2015 22:01 Pandemona wrote:
Male sleepovers in high school? They exist?
Thats a warning sign for me tbh lol

i dont get why this is strange
"As I've said, balance isn't about strategies or counters, it's about probability and statistics." - paralleluniverse
FFW_Rude
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
France10201 Posts
April 15 2015 13:09 GMT
#55
On April 07 2015 19:17 icydergosu wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 07 2015 15:59 LoneYoShi wrote:
Edit: Also, as a relative newbie on TL, can anyone quickly recap who shauni is pls ? Would be much appreciated !


[image loading]


hahahahaha
#1 KT Rolster fanboy. KT BEST KT ! Hail to KT playoffs Zergs ! Unofficial french translator for SlayerS_`Boxer` biography "Crazy as me".
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-04-18 01:28:15
April 17 2015 21:45 GMT
#56
Yo everyone here listen up
There once was a Protoss on iCCup
He always went sair-reaver in PvZ
Never gave a fuck like he was Eazy-E
Then motherfuckers moved onto SC2
And this motherfucker Shauni didn't know what to do
Wrote lore galore, even though he was a nice guy, gentle and kind
He couldn't score, was ignored, bored out of his mind
He hit on co-workers without any seemingly luck
Chronicled that shit, readers found it creepy as fuck
He mentioned he like scent, smelling the hair
Explained it was normal shit, but nobody cared
He always had a new tale pulled out from under the rug
Like when he returned a purse and kinda expected a hug
But she went home with her boyfriend without an embrace
when that slut should've kissed him, gone back to his place
Jotted down how he thought women were weaker than men
And rioting feminists on teamliquid got angry again
Still upset with the forums and the rest of the world
My homie Shauni seemed to have no luck with the girls
Everything they did seemed to annoy him to death
But then he'd wish they'd be attracted to him in the same breath
He was right when he said he was a walking contradiction
I still have no words to describe him with my talking monster diction
One day he pissed off some British asshole who got to be a mod
When Shauni posted some shit talking about his bod
If he had his way, he'd be like a god
rule the ladies with his long hard iron rod
Then he'd have no problem getting to make insertions
if he was so intimidating he wouldn't need to use coercion
So this British asshole decided it was time for some purgin'
Like Persians besmirching Babylon's walls during their excursion
I thought it was a fuck-up or some kind of fluke
but the next damn day my nigga Shauni went and got nuked
I tried to talk sense to these fuckers as well as I could
Knowing he was socially awkward and misunderstood
But these dicksuckers' hearts were basically made outta wood
I got mad, and wanted to go back to life in the hood
But nothing mattered, all I could do was grit my teeth and watch his grief
This is why there'll never be peace in the streets, cuz fuck the police
++++++++++++
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
ahswtini
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Northern Ireland22213 Posts
April 17 2015 23:40 GMT
#57
#freeshauni
"As I've said, balance isn't about strategies or counters, it's about probability and statistics." - paralleluniverse
catplanetcatplanet
Profile Blog Joined March 2012
3837 Posts
April 17 2015 23:56 GMT
#58
blog 2/5 rap 10/10
I think it's finally time to admit it might not be the year of Pet
BigFan
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
TLADT24920 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-04-18 03:16:39
April 18 2015 03:14 GMT
#59
LOL nina, brilliant! bravo! encore! :D

On April 08 2015 16:51 opisska wrote:
Poor fluffy_pylon, he has 50 posts and already people are accusing him of being Shauni, probably the worst insult possible on TL. (However, If he is Shauni, may he burn in hell of course).

Anyway to the point of the blog - I suggest you try to imagine what would you do if this was a girl and you were just not interested in her and act the same way. There is no real reason to feel weird about your friend being gay in 2015.

Incidentally, my best friend is also gay - luckily I am extremely ugly so we never got to this point The weird thing is that I didn't know for like ten years. In my defense, he was pretty unsure for a lot of the time and even tried dating a couple of girls (one of them is still a good friend of ours and she hates when we talk about it and stubbornly denies that he is really gay, for imaginable reasons) but somehow I feel like I failed miserably in our friendship by being so oblivious to such a basic thing of his life. At least you have that out of the way now!

People can get so intense on TL ;; Yes, Shauni's blogs were creepy and he got perm banned for it in response. Should just leave it at that imo.
Former BW EiC"Watch Bakemonogatari or I will kill you." -Toad, April 18th, 2017
FFW_Rude
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
France10201 Posts
April 18 2015 21:25 GMT
#60
Hahahaha nina...
#1 KT Rolster fanboy. KT BEST KT ! Hail to KT playoffs Zergs ! Unofficial french translator for SlayerS_`Boxer` biography "Crazy as me".
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