EPT[girl blog] bitch ruined my life - Page 4
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BigFan
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-Kaiser-
Canada932 Posts
But don't forget to wrap your lance Or be like Kush and squish the squid And have a little bastard kid That we can see at just a glance Will never stand a fucking chance | ||
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Epishade
United States2267 Posts
On October 30 2014 12:06 -Kaiser- wrote: I think everybody needs to focus on the real victim in this story. My heart goes out to you, unborn child. You don't stand a fucking chance. I just spilled my drink laughing. Damn you Kaiser Wilhelm! | ||
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Chairman Ray
United States11903 Posts
On October 30 2014 10:53 Falling wrote: And lo, if thou lies about your love for a women to lie with her, and if by her, thou begats a child of inconvenience, then pray to me. Behold! I make all things new and will strike the child dead in the womb. Because lo, I've got your back buddy. Thus saith the Lord. Prayers for the Unprepared and Short-Sighted. Epistle of Self 4:3-4 LOL | ||
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-Kaiser-
Canada932 Posts
On October 30 2014 12:10 Epishade wrote: I just spilled my drink laughing. Damn you Kaiser Wilhelm! I'm glad you quoted this before I edited it so that both versions of my opinion will last forever. | ||
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DarkPlasmaBall
United States45221 Posts
On October 30 2014 12:06 -Kaiser- wrote: Do the horizontal dance But don't forget to wrap your lance Or be like Kush and squish the squid And have a little bastard kid That we can see at just a glance Will never stand a fucking chance This is amazing. | ||
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Bearded Elder29903 Posts
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MarlieChurphy
United States2063 Posts
On October 30 2014 12:10 Epishade wrote: I just spilled my drink laughing. Damn you Kaiser Wilhelm! Truth. Guy sounds like an asshole and dumb, girl sounds crazy and dumb. Kid will be one or more of the following: poor, neglected, abused. Which leads to many other problems later in life and produces a cycle of recreating the trauma when it reproduces. | ||
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iVLosK!
Djibouti545 Posts
On October 30 2014 18:06 MarlieChurphy wrote: Truth. Guy sounds like an asshole and dumb, girl sounds crazy and dumb. Kid will be one or more of the following: poor, neglected, abused. Which leads to many other problems later in life and produces a cycle of recreating the trauma when it reproduces. Thanks, Freud. | ||
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catplanetcatplanet
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ninazerg
United States7291 Posts
On October 31 2014 03:50 catplanetcatplanet wrote: we need a TL hero to adopt this unwanted child Instead of doing the adopting, I will do child-raising battle-reports, do live-report threads, translate baby to human, make banners, and draw artwork. Also, I re-read this, and decided to quote for truth: On October 29 2014 09:28 kushm4sta wrote: I'm thinking perhaps the problem was with her boyfriend and not her... | ||
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Chairman Ray
United States11903 Posts
Let's play! Raising a baby Hot_bid interviews unwanted baby Unwanted baby becomes a pro gamer State of the Baby: ft. iNcontroL, JP, Artosis, and a child protective services worker | ||
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brian
United States9636 Posts
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XDJuicebox
United States593 Posts
I hope having a kid teaches you a lesson or two about responsibility | ||
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-Kaiser-
Canada932 Posts
On October 31 2014 05:29 ninazerg wrote: Also, I re-read this, and decided to quote for truth: LOL | ||
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Jett.Jack.Alvir
Canada2250 Posts
I have known ladies that went through 5 pregnancies before giving birth to their first child. kush if you are serious about this blog, I wish you good luck. Don't fuck up this child dude... | ||
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Boonbag
France3318 Posts
On October 29 2014 09:34 419 wrote: quality blog 5/5 | ||
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ahswtini
Northern Ireland22211 Posts
On October 31 2014 12:51 Jett.Jack.Alvir wrote: Wow I don't think this guy is serious, but if he is I think he should know that 1/4 pregnancies end in miscarriage or still birth. Ok source please... | ||
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brian
United States9636 Posts
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Shellshock
United States97276 Posts
The number we learned in class was about 1/5. Here's one .gov site with some references listed at the end that says 15-20% http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/001488.htm I'm in a masters program that shares some classes with med students which was were I was told that statistic so I assume that it's probably pretty accurate rather than just pulled out of their ass | ||
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