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Neet's BG Adventures #2 - Balls

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Stratos Czech Republic6104 Posts October 10 2014 21:00 GMT #1 I'm keeping a semi-RP journal of my BG adventures on android (plz just take more of money). I'm playing on insane (core rules + double damage) with a half-horse barbarian Neet, Imoen and Neera. Making Neera pregnant is top priority. Spreading the word about the android version is close second. Works great for me on Nexus 7, much recommended. + Show Spoiler [Neet di Uqil] + + Show Spoiler [Iumoen] + + Show Spoiler [Neera v2] + Dear Journal, In Beregost we go to inn but greedy fatman want gold for ale. We are hired by black woman Silke. She need to slay innocent people so I draw weapon but cow falls from sky and crashes on one of the guy and his middle finger hit me in head. Everyone runs away screaming. I am shame to admit too. I think the new witch summon the cow but she act like nothing happen. I keep finger for memory. Later we claim reward for slaughter then slay Silke. Beregost is dead so we go out to forests. As we do heroic deeds I keep my head on the witch. Some time she full of ball. Other time ball full of her. One morning we talk and she say maybe something wrong with her body so her magik wild. I want to see body but she say to work on timing. I try later when she turn around and succeed! No ball. We then arrive to dragoon graveyard and slay mighty beasts. I cut one open and in bowel find two pretty rings. I show one ring to witch to brag but she look me in the head and as I am confusing she grab it and put on finger. Now we both wear green ring. When it is wet we hug in sleep so we travel south to escape cold. Some time I wonder what is her name, maybe too soon. Iumoen still with us. Gorion still dead.

ToastedBagel Canada91 Posts October 11 2014 04:58 GMT #2 What is the actual name of this game? I want to play a game as a half horse barbarian.

Stratos Czech Republic6104 Posts October 11 2014 05:48 GMT #3 That's customized looks for a half-orc, just for TL pride. The game is Baldur's Gate: Enhanced Edition. I'm always shocked there are people who don't know BG. Everyone I know irl knows it..

BigFan TLADT24920 Posts October 11 2014 16:16 GMT #4 ah Baldur's Gate. I've never played it, diablo and Elder Scrolls are the only ones that I've tried so far. Love your writing style :3

ZenithM France15952 Posts October 12 2014 14:45 GMT #5 I just checked that thread and was ready to lash out if it was about a stupid WoW battleground battle report or something, but this is INDEED about Baldur's Gate. Cool stuff pal :D

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